Showing posts with label Prime Minister of Canada. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prime Minister of Canada. Show all posts

Friday, June 30, 2017

Justin Trudeau's Socks



Mr. Peenee asks, "Did you see the story in the New York Times about Justin Trudeau's socks? We are all 12 year old girls at heart when it comes to Canadia's king or whatever he is."

And so we present a sampling of Justin Trudeau's socks, just for you, Bitches.

Maple Leaf socks: a Canadian emblem...



Giving German Chancellor Angela Merkel an eyeful ...  of his NATO socks...



Mr. DeVice will appreciate Justin's Star War socks...



Being presented with a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey while wearing Montreal Canadiens hockey socks...



Sock pride!...



And finally, Mr. Peenee's socks!...



... which were obviously knocked off when he saw Justin Trudeau's socks.

Full NYT story here.

Friday, April 14, 2017

Talking Trudeau Doll

Recently here on Infomaniac, we brought you the lifesize Justin Trudeau cardboard cutout. Today, we introduce the Justin Trudeau talking doll!...



For just $129.99 CAD (or three easy payments of $43.33) plus shipping and handling, this chatty chieftain can be yours.

It's fully poseable, so you can display him however you like.

At 38.1 centimeteres, it stands about 10 cm taller than a Barbie doll. Or should we say a Ken doll?

Push his button and in his own voice Trudeau says phrases like “A positive, optimistic, hopeful vision of public life isn’t a naive dream, it can be a powerful force for change,” “Canada is a country strong not in spite of our differences but because of them,” “I'm an Infomaniac Bitch,” and more.

Not intended for children under 14. “This doll is not a toy,” the website warns. “It is a fine collectible to be enjoyed by adult collectors.”

Satisfaction Guaranteed.



Don't delay; order now! Available here or from the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Justin Trudeau Cardboard Cutout

Just in time for your next party...



74 inches. Our cardboard cutout of Justin Trudeau. All cardboard cutouts come folded and have an easel attached to the back to be self-standing. Items are printed and produced to order. Printing and processing takes up to 5 business days plus shipping time.

All Products Made in America
High-quality printed image
Heavy-duty corrugated cardboard
Attached easel included
Free-standing or can hang on wall

Price: $59.99 U.S.

Available here.

Unless you've been told to cut it out.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Trump vs Trudeau

Ahhhh.... the good old days...



*wipes away wistful teardrop*

On Monday, February 13th, Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau will go tête-à-tête with Donald Drumpf as they meet for the first time in Washington, DC.

The Mistress wonders ... what would happen if Justin and The Donald went "mano a mano" instead of tête-à-tête?

And I'm not talking about the kind of mano a mano Drumpf had with British Prime Minister, Theresa May.

Nor am I talking about the bizarre, 19-seconds-long handshake he inflicted on Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.

No. We're talking about a smackdown, Bitches.  

Trump vs Trudeau. 

Who would win in a fight?



Sunday, March 13, 2016

Trubama Bromance

Steamy foreign affairs!



Obama + Trudeau = "Trubama" or "Obeau."

No matter how you say it, love is in the air.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has just wrapped up a three-day visit to the White House.



Obama: “And to the great credit of their people, Canadians from British Columbia to New Brunswick have so far rejected the idea of building a wall to keep out your southern neighbors. We appreciate that.”

Trudeau: “May the special connection between our two countries continue to flourish in the years to come, and may my gray hair come in at a much slower rate than yours has.”

Obama: “On a serious note, this visit reminds us of what we love about Canada. It’s the solidarity shown by so many Canadians after 9/11 when they welcomed stranded American travelers into their homes. It’s the courage of your service members standing with us in Afghanistan, and now in Iraq. It’s the compassion of the Canadian people welcoming refugees, and the Prime Minister himself who told those refugees, “you’re safe at home now.”



“From my perspective, what’s not to like?” President Obama said of Trudeau.



Trudeau described Obama as "a man of both tremendous heart and tremendous intellect".“A deep thinker,” Trudeau said of Obama, “with a big heart but also a big brain.”

There wasn't a pause between the words "big" and "brain" but we here at Infomaniac believe there should have been.









What Infomaniac readers really want to know is, who's the top and who's the bottom?

Sunday, November 08, 2015

Public Service Announcement #29

Approximately 1,600 people die annually from falling down the stairs, according to data from the Center for Disease Control's National Center for Health Statistics in the U.S.A.


[via]

Unless you are the Prime Minister of Canada and enjoy falling down stairs as a party trick...



... then please exercise caution when using the stairs.

Here are some tips for staircase safety:
  • Never run up or down stairs.
  • Use the handrail!!!
  • Never text or check your phone while using stairs.
  • Attempting to take selfies on staircases can be fatal.
  • Stairs should be well lit and clear of clutter.
  • Only take one step at a time.
  • Get help if you have to carry something up or down stairs.
  • If the steps are located outside, be extremely careful if it is raining or snowing.
  • And finally, if you live in Montréal and your stairs look like this...

  • ... don't even think about leaving the house.  
    This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Homoerotic Moments With Our New Leader

For you Bitches smitten with Canada's new leader, Justin Trudeau, let's take a moment to enjoy a handful of some of his most homoerotic moments.



In a recent appearance on a popular Canadian talk show, our future leader, "JT" as we'll call him, passionately kissed the co-host, Dany Turcotte…



And during a recent televised political leadership debate, our future leader had a slip of the tongue.

JT called Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe "mon amour." JT meant to call the Bloc leader "my friend" — "mon ami" — but JT accidentally told Duceppe that he was his love.




Is there any sport more homoerotic than rugby? JT knows how to handle a ball…





Here we see our future leader erecting the phallic tower of a sandcastle…



Here, JT embraces what appears to be Monsieur Cuir Montréal (Mr. Leather Montréal)...



JT has his own team of Safety Gays!...



And finally, JT performs a striptease for charity…


Monday, October 19, 2015

Knock Out

A knock-out win gives Canada a new leader, Justin Trudeau...







Just as Richard Nixon predicted!

You may remember our new leader's father, himself a former leader of our nation...



And our new leader's mother, shown here in her Studio 54 days....



Off you go to work now...



Note: Your garden pics post is coming soon.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Oh Canada

Thank you everyone (even Piggy) for your comments and suggestions yesterday on my 500th posting.

Vicus suggested I blog about politics.

Well Vicus, take a good hard look at this pic of Canada’s Prime Minister.




Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada and leader of the Conservative Party of Canada


That, my friend, is why I have no interest in blogging about politics.

But feel free to give it a caption.