March 22nd is Mr. DeVice's birthday. Fancy a weenie roast?
Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts
Sunday, March 21, 2021
Sunday, May 07, 2017
Do You Wear an Apron?
In Canada and the U.S. we call it an "apron." In the U.K., you might hear it referred to as a "pinny." And in Germany, I believe the word is "Schürze." (I hope Herr Mago will correct me if I'm mistaken.)
Do you Bitches wear an apron while cooking or baking or barbecuing?
If so, do you prefer a full frontal coverage apron (as pictured in photo #1) or a half apron (as pictured in photo #2)?
Do you prefer a utilitarian, no-nonsense style or something frilly to flounce about the kitchen?
And finally, do you have any novelty aprons (i.e. aprons with funny images or sayings)?...
Tell us about your aprons, Bitches.
Do you Bitches wear an apron while cooking or baking or barbecuing?
If so, do you prefer a full frontal coverage apron (as pictured in photo #1) or a half apron (as pictured in photo #2)?
Do you prefer a utilitarian, no-nonsense style or something frilly to flounce about the kitchen?
And finally, do you have any novelty aprons (i.e. aprons with funny images or sayings)?...
Tell us about your aprons, Bitches.
Monday, May 26, 2014
Let's Have a BBQ!
Friday, May 31, 2013
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Roast Your Weenie
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Weenie Roast
At the suggestion of our friend First Nations, Infomaniac is hosting a wiener roast and everyone’s invited.
Afterall, we can’t allow the Invasion of the Penis Snatchers to rain on our parade, now can we?
Nations and Mistress MJ want YOU to enjoy some fun on a bun!
Chef-in-training Beast is on loan today for us all the way from Café C in scenic downtown Dorchester, England…
IVD dons traditional French costume as your serving wench…
Saucisson, anyone?
Mr. Frobisher takes time out from “Frobisher’s Country Kitchen on Tour!” (currently in Spain) to sample our wares…
Frobi: I love a big juicy wiener, I do.
Kapitano likes nothing better than to chow down on a weenie. Open wide, Kapi!...
Funny, isn’t it, how many little wieners we have on hand for this cookout? One wonders where such an abundant supply came from.
BREAKING NEWS!
And now a word from Garfer…
I’m glad you’re all having a laff while chaos reigns around us. The Penis Snatcher has struck again! I bent over to pick up the soap and came up with missing genitalia. Right. Go on and enjoy your hot dogs, you miserable bastards.
Help yourselves to our appetizers as we sort this out…
Continued tomorrow!
Afterall, we can’t allow the Invasion of the Penis Snatchers to rain on our parade, now can we?
Nations and Mistress MJ want YOU to enjoy some fun on a bun!
Chef-in-training Beast is on loan today for us all the way from Café C in scenic downtown Dorchester, England…
IVD dons traditional French costume as your serving wench…
Saucisson, anyone?
Mr. Frobisher takes time out from “Frobisher’s Country Kitchen on Tour!” (currently in Spain) to sample our wares…
Frobi: I love a big juicy wiener, I do.
Kapitano likes nothing better than to chow down on a weenie. Open wide, Kapi!...
Funny, isn’t it, how many little wieners we have on hand for this cookout? One wonders where such an abundant supply came from.
BREAKING NEWS!
And now a word from Garfer…
I’m glad you’re all having a laff while chaos reigns around us. The Penis Snatcher has struck again! I bent over to pick up the soap and came up with missing genitalia. Right. Go on and enjoy your hot dogs, you miserable bastards.
Help yourselves to our appetizers as we sort this out…
Continued tomorrow!
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Summer Hols – Day 1
For the next few posts, Infomaniac presents scenes from my summer vacation.
Day 1: Weenie Roast…
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