Christmas at IKEA

IKEA Monkey Upstaged by Justin Bieber's Monkey

Justin Bieber's monkey seized by German authorities.



IKEA monkey not amused.

Son of Norma

Norma and son...


[thanks, Wally!]

Reunited at last.

IKEA Catalogue Shopping

Mistress MJ hopes to spend the day catching up with your blogs and flipping through the new IKEA catalogue...


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UPDATE: Change of plan. Must go to work. So much for a relaxing day. Catch you later, Bitches!

Ikeas Homonkulus

Undoubtedly, you were riveted by our "Going Bananas in Canada" post earlier this week.

Because you Mistress MJ can't get enough of this story, you'll want to see this...


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More on the painting here.

The monkey was moved to a primate sanctuary but in a news update, Infomaniac has learned that his owner, who was fined for breaking the city's prohibited-animal bylaw, is seeking to regain custody.

"He belongs to his mother. He's not a monkey, he's my son."

Going Bananas in Canada

At Ikea...


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Story here.

Video clip here.

Patriotic Baboons Steal England Footie Flags

cheeky monkey


Baboons at Knowsley Safari Park in Merseyside have built up a huge collection of World Cup England flags … by stealing them from visitors’ cars.

Visitors are being warned to remove the flags from their vehicles before driving through the section where the 120 pilfering primates roam.

Safari Park general manager David Ross said: "If you think about it, this is hardly surprising. All the baboons were born here on Merseyside so they are Scousers through and through and probably just as football mad as everyone else in the area.”