The Measure of a Man

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Slacking on Shaving

Apparently, men are shaving less during the pandemic while women are shaving more.

When was the last time you shaved? 

Wet Shave or Dry?

Wet shave (with shaving cream and a razor)?...



Or dry shave (with an electric shaver)?...


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Which method of shaving do you Bitches prefer?

And have you ever had an old-fashioned wet shave from a barber with a straight razor (aka “cutthroat” razor) and hot towel?...



And do you remember your first shave?

Nose Waxing

For your DIY nose hair removal needs, look no further than Nad's Nose Wax...



NAD'S. You heard me right, Bitches.

Follow these 5 simple steps to hair-free nostrils:

1. Heat Nad's Nose Wax in the microwave.

2. Dip the SAFETIP™ end of the applicator into the Nad’s Nose wax.

3. Insert the SAFETIP™ applicator into the nostril.

4. Let the wax cool inside the nostril for 1 1/2 -2 minutes.

5. Hold the stem of the applicator tightly and pull down in one swift movement.



Instructive video clip here.

Kit also contains "Calming Oil Wipes" and moustache stencils for men who want to protect their taches from the wax.

Nad's Nose Wax doubles as a deep pore cleanser.

Would you use it?

Big Hair!

Mistress MJ has been invited by Ask the Cool Cookie to be a contributor to his new blog, The Hair Hall of Fame.

Along with Ask the Cool Cookie, Donna Lethal, Normadesmond, TJB and Jason, we bring you a salute to the best, the most, the most outrageous and the mostest in hair and hair style.

Consider it your mecca for vintage BIG HAIR pics!

Visit The Hair Hall of Fame today!

You’ll be glad you did.

It’s bouffant-abulous!

Christmas Hair Party

Frankly, after the fiasco that was last year’s Christmas Office Party, we are NOT attempting to throw such a bash again. Who can forget when Geoff tried to Xerox his arse and fell through the glass?

Instead, let’s all take a trip to the salon and have our hair done!

C’mon. It’ll be fun!




Cocktails will be served! …




Yes, of course men are welcome! …




We’ve got all the latest gossip magazines …




And if that isn’t enough, you can gossip about all the other bloggers! …


And do you know what that dreadful whore Ayem8y did next?


Our more hirsute bitches (like Donn, below) may wish to take advantage of the salon’s esthetics services …




Ms. Nations might want to consider a Brazilian ...




Do you have a problem with unwanted hair “down there”? Then book an appointment for a personalized “back, sack and crack” wax! …


Esthetician Old Knudsen treats Manuel to special hair removal technique


Hint to the matronly Mr. Frobisher (below, left)…
Take advantage of our free makeovers! …




Mr. Peenee, put that cigarette out! …




Our two newest Infomaniac bitches, Lord Boggler (standing) and Princess Steff (seated and temporarily blogless) are enjoying an Herbal Essence moment …


Ooooo…harder, Lord Boggler

UPDATE: Princess Steff now has a blog! Visit Palais de Steff.

Why, even Beast is looking his best! …




So come along now. Our shampoo girl Mitzi is ready for you …



Don’t worry. Mitzi’s been training for years …




There’s just one rule we MUST enforce …

No hairpulling! Yes, I’m talking to YOU, Leah! …



Enjoy your Christmas hair party, bitches!

Hairway to Heaven

Could The Joyful Sounds be related to The Faith Tones?

Bouffant-abulous

Mistress MJ has an appointment to have her bouffant braced in place at The Infomaniac House of Beauty…



Please call back tomorrow.

Hairstylist Appreciation Day

To celebrate Hairstylist Appreciation Day, we’ve flown Mr. Teazie Weazie into the Infomaniac House of Beauty, all the way from London, to coif your hair.


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Using the most up-to-date equipment, Mr. Teazie Weazie will transform you into Gods and Goddesses…





Kaz was the first to benefit from his shears. Kaz calls it her hangover hairstyle…





Beast cleans up good, doesn’t he?...





Donn could use a trim…


Via [Old Knudsen]



Looks like many of you are enjoying Hairstylist Appreciation Day to its fullest…





So get on the phone and invite all the others!

Saintly Sunday

White People Dreadlocks

Are you white?

Do you have dreadlocks or are you thinking about growing dreadlocks?







Just say no to white people dreads!







The ultimate hairdo horror…ginger dreads!…












This public service hair announcement is brought to you by Infomaniac.

Gingers Facing Extinction

Gingervitis



Redheads are a dying breed and could face extinction by 2060.







If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.

An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.




Gingers Poster Boy Piggy


Ginger actor Carrot Top says of redheads, “They say it’s a dying breed. A woman asks me how that can be. And I say that’s because no one’s sleeping with us.”

If you could live to see any human physical characteristic become extinct, which one would it be?

Footballer Horror Hair

Abel Xavier


The Mirror reports that special supplies of shampoo and styling mousse are being flown in for Team England at the World Cup in Germany.

Footballers having bad hair days. Here at Horror Hair.

Perfect Sideburns

Perfect sideburns in five minutes!

Perfect Sideburns is a fast, easy, accurate method for trimming sideburns for that fresh barbershop look everyday. It’s like having your own personal barber at home.

Don’t miss the video demonstration on the ‘How It Works’ page.