Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here.
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Showing posts with label quizzes. Show all posts
Thursday, January 09, 2020
Did I Win Yet?
I didn't. But congratulations to Miss Scarlet!
Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here.
Check out all the answers to Mr. DeVice's quiz, here.
Friday, January 03, 2020
Of Coven Awards and Quizzes
Mr. DeVice presents the 2019 Coven Awards and a new feature: the Did I Win Yet? QUIZ in honour of our old friend, LX.
Click here.
There are 13 questions in the quiz involving topics as diverse as cake and a "load of seamen."
Deadline for the quiz: Wednesday, January 8th.
Click here.
There are 13 questions in the quiz involving topics as diverse as cake and a "load of seamen."
Deadline for the quiz: Wednesday, January 8th.
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
100% Scottish
On Thursday, Scottish voters will flock to the polls to answer "yes" or "no" to this question: Should Scotland be an independent country?
[via]
If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.
A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...
They say that breaking up is hard to do...
Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.
[via]
If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.
A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...
They say that breaking up is hard to do...
Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.
Thursday, March 07, 2013
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Thanksgiving Gay
Happy Thanksgiving Gay, er Day, to all our American Infomaniac Bitches!
[via]
And thanks to the ever fabulous THOMBEAU, we have a little quiz to take today.
Check to see if you meet any of the qualifications listed below OR …
Why not make up your OWN gay quiz?!
The following passage is taken from Marilyn Manson’s autobiography, “The Long Hard Road Out of Hell.”…
My philosophy about sexuality is that I don't have a problem with anything anyone does in any way. All I ask is that you know the rules. I've sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won't admit to having done or wanting to do. But just like kissing a girl can't get her pregnant, sucking a guy's dick doesn't make you gay (Unless you break rule #3). It's not that i'm against being gay - I just want to clarify what makes you gay. Please note this list only pertains to guys: All women are by nature lesbians. So let's get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.
1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.
2. IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.
3. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.
4. IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.
5. IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.
6. IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.
7. IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
8. IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.
9. IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.
10. IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.
11. IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.
12. IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET CUM ON YOURSELF.
13. IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
14. IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING BEWITCHED.
15. IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.
16. IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.
17. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.
18. IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.
19. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.
20. IF YOU FUCK A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.
21. IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.
22. IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.
23. IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.
24. IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.
25. IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.
26. IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.
27. IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.
28. IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.
29. IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.
30. IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.
31. IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.
32. IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).
33. IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.
34. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.
35. IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.
36. IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL.
37. IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.
38. IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.
39. IF YOUR FIRST, LAST, OR MIDDLE OR ONLY NAME IS MORRISSEY.
That’s it, Bitches!
According to MM, I’m a lesbian so I won’t bother taking the test.
*grabs Ms. Nations by the drumstick and slathers her in cranberry sauce*
And thanks to the ever fabulous THOMBEAU, we have a little quiz to take today.
Check to see if you meet any of the qualifications listed below OR …
Why not make up your OWN gay quiz?!
The following passage is taken from Marilyn Manson’s autobiography, “The Long Hard Road Out of Hell.”…
My philosophy about sexuality is that I don't have a problem with anything anyone does in any way. All I ask is that you know the rules. I've sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won't admit to having done or wanting to do. But just like kissing a girl can't get her pregnant, sucking a guy's dick doesn't make you gay (Unless you break rule #3). It's not that i'm against being gay - I just want to clarify what makes you gay. Please note this list only pertains to guys: All women are by nature lesbians. So let's get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.
1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.
2. IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.
3. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.
4. IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.
5. IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.
6. IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.
7. IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.
8. IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.
9. IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.
10. IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.
11. IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.
12. IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET CUM ON YOURSELF.
13. IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
14. IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING BEWITCHED.
15. IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.
16. IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.
17. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.
18. IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.
19. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.
20. IF YOU FUCK A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.
21. IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.
22. IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.
23. IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.
24. IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.
25. IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.
26. IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.
27. IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.
28. IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.
29. IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.
30. IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.
31. IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.
32. IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).
33. IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.
34. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.
35. IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.
36. IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL.
37. IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.
38. IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.
39. IF YOUR FIRST, LAST, OR MIDDLE OR ONLY NAME IS MORRISSEY.
That’s it, Bitches!
According to MM, I’m a lesbian so I won’t bother taking the test.
*grabs Ms. Nations by the drumstick and slathers her in cranberry sauce*
Thursday, November 03, 2011
Gay Quiz
While you’re waiting for Mistress MJ to put together The Gayest Thing in Your House CONTEST, take this quick test…
[via]
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
Match the Meat Quiz
While you’re waiting for our next big post, why not play a little game?
[via Chateau Thombeau]
Simply match the “meat” to the faces pictured below.
[images via]
Answers will be posted when Mistress MJ is good and ready.
UPDATE: Answers to the “Match the Meat” quiz, as follows:
How did you do?
Simply match the “meat” to the faces pictured below.
Answers will be posted when Mistress MJ is good and ready.
UPDATE: Answers to the “Match the Meat” quiz, as follows:
How did you do?
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
How Good Are You?
In yesterday’s posting we found out how dodgy you are.
Today let’s find out how if there’s any goodness in you at all.
Take the Morality Quiz.
Mistress MJ will be 'round to read your blogs later. She has some self-medicating to do first.
Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in Feburary Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
How Dodgy Are You?
Have you ever strolled around your house naked? Or been drunk in a pub?
Then you may be living dangerously.
Take this test and find out how dodgy you are.
Note to our American readers: “Dodgy” is the British slang equivalent of shady/shifty/of questionable character/not to be trusted.
Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in Feburary Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Vintage Sex Slang Quiz
Take the Vintage Sex Slang Quiz.
I scored 9/10. Beat that, bitches!
If you know any archaic sex slang that’s not included in this quiz, tell us about it.
And what the hell would you call what’s going on in that pic?
Thursday, March 15, 2007
So, You Want to Become a Transvestite?
Our man Tickers
Wears ladies knickers
He’s kinda goofy
And just a bit poofy
A steelworker by day
He’s got to be a bit gay
Might you already BE a transvestite?
Take the test.
Apply for your own tranny licence.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Quiz Time!
Yay! It’s quiz time on Infomaniac!
I know you’ve all shagged yourselves out from yesterday’s LoveFest and you’re completely knackered.
The last thing you want is to strain yourselves trying to read and comprehend the usual highly intellectual content of this blog.
So this is a very short quiz.
It will only take a couple of minutes of your time.
The results are astonishing!
Take the quiz now.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
HeMale or SheMale?
Some of these are women, and some of these are guys who just like to look like women. Can you tell the difference?
Take this quiz.
I got 10 out of 12 right, or about 83%.
Via [Lady Bunny]
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Today is National Just A Bit Poofy Day!
"No, you are not a gay. I am the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy!"
- Daffyd Thomas
Steve: Grand Marshal of the Just A Bit Poofy Parade
Okay, you gays have had your day in the spotlight. Buncha queens. Clear off.
By an Order of Parliament, I hereby declare October 12, 2006 the first annual National Just A Bit Poofy Day.
And who better to lead the parade as Grand Marshal than our Steve.
Steve hails from deepest, darkest Dorset and his hobbies include wanking.
“But wait,” you say. “Isn’t he married to Carly? How can be just a bit poofy?”
Take a look at his pic (above) and tell me that a penchant for wearing red rubber outfits isn’t just a bit poofy. That and the fact that he likes rugby players’ pert botties. And he’s on the blower to Yorkshire’s finest poofs twice a day and sends them secret text messages when Carly’s not around.
And where is Carly anyway? The big fag hag’s run off with Will Young leaving Steve to get up to all sorts. Filthy bugger is in his element with Just A Bit Poofy Day. Just look at him. Wanker. Disgusting he is.
Well that’s all fine and good, you say. We have our Grand Marshal. Yay. Now bring on the dancing girls!
That’s our cue to introduce the lovely Miss Tickers…
Steelworker by day, just a bit poofy by night, our Tickers is the official baton twirler in this, the first annual National Just A Bit Poofy Day Parade.
Tickers qualifies as just a bit poofy for oh so many reasons. (See hotpants above) Don’t blame the 70s.
Like Daffyd Thomas, Tickers is from Wales and is giving Daffyd of Llandewi Breffi a run for his money as the only gay in the village. No wait! Sorry Tickers. You’re just a bit poofy.
QUIZ! HOW GAY ARE YOU?
This is a GAY
Daffyd Thomas is the only gay in his village. Are you a gay too? Or just a bit poofy? Take our simple test to see if you would enjoy sex with men, just like Daffyd could if he would.
If you answer more "yes" then "no"... I am afraid you are a gay :-)
1. Is Madonna a goddess? Is Kylie a personal icon for you?
2. Is drag amusing and do you have your own drag name in mind?
3. Are relationships a new concept to you?
4. Have you ever owned a whistle and marched through a city with lots of poofs and lezzas proclaiming your gaiety?
5. Have you had sex in a toilet or outside with a stranger? If not, is it on your "things to do" list?
6. Do you know the moves to at least 2 songs by Steps?
7. Have you been to see a musical at the theatre and enjoyed it?
8. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it, especially a freedom flag?
9. Do you have a bald head, a goatee beard, a tattoo, or all of the above?
10. Have you slept with lots of men whose names escape you?
11. Do you find Ab Fab or Victoria Wood funny?
12. Do you go to the gym? Are you really slim and body conscious?
13. Is anything but pop music un-listenable to you? Are boy bands a good idea?
14. Do you drink a fair bit? Take 2 bottles into the shower?
15. Have you ever expressed an interest in interior design?
16. Can you bitch for England?
17. Have you ever worn a crop top?
18. Are fashion labels essential to your self-image?
19. Have you had a fling with someone off the internet? Or at least wanted to?
20. Do you fancy men and are one yourself?
Quiz source:project76.tv
Happy National Just A Bit Poofy Day!
Everybody dance now!
- Daffyd Thomas
Steve: Grand Marshal of the Just A Bit Poofy Parade
Okay, you gays have had your day in the spotlight. Buncha queens. Clear off.
By an Order of Parliament, I hereby declare October 12, 2006 the first annual National Just A Bit Poofy Day.
And who better to lead the parade as Grand Marshal than our Steve.
Steve hails from deepest, darkest Dorset and his hobbies include wanking.
“But wait,” you say. “Isn’t he married to Carly? How can be just a bit poofy?”
Take a look at his pic (above) and tell me that a penchant for wearing red rubber outfits isn’t just a bit poofy. That and the fact that he likes rugby players’ pert botties. And he’s on the blower to Yorkshire’s finest poofs twice a day and sends them secret text messages when Carly’s not around.
And where is Carly anyway? The big fag hag’s run off with Will Young leaving Steve to get up to all sorts. Filthy bugger is in his element with Just A Bit Poofy Day. Just look at him. Wanker. Disgusting he is.
Well that’s all fine and good, you say. We have our Grand Marshal. Yay. Now bring on the dancing girls!
That’s our cue to introduce the lovely Miss Tickers…
Steelworker by day, just a bit poofy by night, our Tickers is the official baton twirler in this, the first annual National Just A Bit Poofy Day Parade.
Tickers qualifies as just a bit poofy for oh so many reasons. (See hotpants above) Don’t blame the 70s.
Like Daffyd Thomas, Tickers is from Wales and is giving Daffyd of Llandewi Breffi a run for his money as the only gay in the village. No wait! Sorry Tickers. You’re just a bit poofy.
QUIZ! HOW GAY ARE YOU?
This is a GAY
Daffyd Thomas is the only gay in his village. Are you a gay too? Or just a bit poofy? Take our simple test to see if you would enjoy sex with men, just like Daffyd could if he would.
If you answer more "yes" then "no"... I am afraid you are a gay :-)
1. Is Madonna a goddess? Is Kylie a personal icon for you?
2. Is drag amusing and do you have your own drag name in mind?
3. Are relationships a new concept to you?
4. Have you ever owned a whistle and marched through a city with lots of poofs and lezzas proclaiming your gaiety?
5. Have you had sex in a toilet or outside with a stranger? If not, is it on your "things to do" list?
6. Do you know the moves to at least 2 songs by Steps?
7. Have you been to see a musical at the theatre and enjoyed it?
8. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it, especially a freedom flag?
9. Do you have a bald head, a goatee beard, a tattoo, or all of the above?
10. Have you slept with lots of men whose names escape you?
11. Do you find Ab Fab or Victoria Wood funny?
12. Do you go to the gym? Are you really slim and body conscious?
13. Is anything but pop music un-listenable to you? Are boy bands a good idea?
14. Do you drink a fair bit? Take 2 bottles into the shower?
15. Have you ever expressed an interest in interior design?
16. Can you bitch for England?
17. Have you ever worn a crop top?
18. Are fashion labels essential to your self-image?
19. Have you had a fling with someone off the internet? Or at least wanted to?
20. Do you fancy men and are one yourself?
Quiz source:project76.tv
Happy National Just A Bit Poofy Day!
Everybody dance now!
Monday, September 18, 2006
How Good Are You?
In yesterday’s posting we found out how dodgy you are.
Today let’s find out how if there’s any goodness in you at all.
Take the Morality Quiz.
(If you’re an Oirishman, don’t bother. You’re going straight to hell.)
Sunday, September 17, 2006
How Dodgy Are You?
Have you ever strolled around your house naked? Or been drunk in a pub? Then you may be living dangerously. Take this test and find out how dodgy you are.
Friday, April 14, 2006
Name That Candybar
Take the candy bar quiz. Identify these American candy bars by looking at the cross sections.
Candy bars is American-speak for what we Canadians call chocolate bars.
And have you noticed that certain chocolate bar brands common to both countries taste different depending which side of the border you’re on? For example, our Canadian Kit Kat bar tastes better than the American Kit Kat.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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