Infomaniac will, from time to time, seek out the perviest perverts and parade them pantless in front of you, the judge and jury.

THE PERV: An unnamed naked vicar, in his 50s.
THE PLACE: Yorkshire, England.
THE PERVERSION: The vicar underwent surgery to have a potato removed from his arse.
The clergyman insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
Nurse Trudi Watson of Sheffield Northern General Hospital said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato."

For more examples of foreign bodies that have “accidentally” been inserted up arseholes, please refer to Infomaniac’s “Shove It Up Yer Arse” post.














