Let's combine the fun of a Crisco party with the therapeutic benefits of an Infomaniac House of Beauty Butter Stick Treatment...
Showing posts with label Crisco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crisco. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Sunday, June 09, 2013
Charmed, I'm Sure
Gay, eye-catching charms...
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EYEFUL TRIFLES
Full-color reproductions in miniature of your favorite popular brand products...cans, jars, bottles, boxes. They will set your friends to talking, asking questions, wishing they had one, too.
Use them many exciting different ways...as a necklace...as dress buttons...as chatelaines...to trim belts or beanies...to decorate sweaters or jackets.
Note the "Crisco" charm to commemorate the fun you've had at our infamous Infomaniac Crisco parties.
Time limited offer. Get one while supplies last through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
For an extra dollar, we'll thrown in a custom-made charm created especially for YOU. What kind of charm would you request?
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EYEFUL TRIFLES
Full-color reproductions in miniature of your favorite popular brand products...cans, jars, bottles, boxes. They will set your friends to talking, asking questions, wishing they had one, too.
Use them many exciting different ways...as a necklace...as dress buttons...as chatelaines...to trim belts or beanies...to decorate sweaters or jackets.
Note the "Crisco" charm to commemorate the fun you've had at our infamous Infomaniac Crisco parties.
Time limited offer. Get one while supplies last through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
For an extra dollar, we'll thrown in a custom-made charm created especially for YOU. What kind of charm would you request?
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Crisco Party Cancelled
No doubt you're wondering why it's been a long time since our last Crisco party.
We're trying not to attract this sort...
He said he was looking for a place to party
The suspect (Chad William Forber) was naked and carrying his shorts as well as a can of Crisco.
“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."
He told police he'd taken the shorts off because they were too big and wouldn't stay on.
Forber was held in jail on $40,000 bond.
We're cancelling our upcoming annual Crisco party until we're assured that none of you Bitches will behave badly.
You can be assured that Mistress MJ will not show up with bail money.
We're trying not to attract this sort...
He said he was looking for a place to party
The suspect (Chad William Forber) was naked and carrying his shorts as well as a can of Crisco.
“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm."
He told police he'd taken the shorts off because they were too big and wouldn't stay on.
Forber was held in jail on $40,000 bond.
We're cancelling our upcoming annual Crisco party until we're assured that none of you Bitches will behave badly.
You can be assured that Mistress MJ will not show up with bail money.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Crisco Party!
It’s been well over a year since our last Crisco Party.
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Since we have all this leftover Crisco from baking Miss Janey’s birthday cake…
It’s time for another Crisco party!
Bet you thought Crisco was just for frying chicken!
Since we have all this leftover Crisco from baking Miss Janey’s birthday cake…
It’s time for another Crisco party!
Bet you thought Crisco was just for frying chicken!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Crisco Party
Mistress MJ is away again today and must find something to keep you amused.
Last week we went to considerable time and expense to bring you an entertaining release party.
However, it’s painfully obvious through what expired on that occasion, that all you lot need for a good time is a steady stream of booze and a tub of Crisco.
And so, as Mistress MJ walks out the door, we make the following declaration…
It’s Crisco Day on Infomaniac!
Enjoy yourselves, you filthy bitches.
And there had better not be a mess to clean up when we get back.
Last week we went to considerable time and expense to bring you an entertaining release party.
However, it’s painfully obvious through what expired on that occasion, that all you lot need for a good time is a steady stream of booze and a tub of Crisco.
And so, as Mistress MJ walks out the door, we make the following declaration…
It’s Crisco Day on Infomaniac!
Enjoy yourselves, you filthy bitches.
And there had better not be a mess to clean up when we get back.
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