The end of Michael Guy…
If you’re a reader of Temporary Trouble Spots, pop on over to bid adieu to Michael Guy who has published his last post.
We’ll miss your glamour, Michael, and as AyeM8y said…
“I enjoyed your sharing of rare disco tunes and the Auntie Mame flourishes of redecorating your apartment. And of course the handsome nearly naked mens that caught your eye.”
Thank you for making the blogosphere a more beautiful place, Michael.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Ayem8y: New Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

Ayem8y: The new Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 (click to biggify)
In a shocking move yesterday, Ayem8y snatched the Mr. Nude Infomaniac crown from Eroswings’ head!
Perhaps I exaggerate.
Let’s hear it straight from Eroswings’ mouth, shall we?
*Surprised gasp and looks around in disbelief...bows to receive crown and scepter...then wipes away tears, walks down the runway and nods and waves to the crowd*
Thank you! Thank you! I am truly honored to be chosen as the new Mr Nude Infomaniac! I would like to take this opportunity to thank every one who voted for me! Thank you for your support--and thank you athletic supporter, for keeping everything together!
And thank you judges, for licking up all that ice cream that spilled down my body! It was a very thoughtful way to be green, using no paper towels and saving a tree.
I'm truly touched--just not in the same way the judges touched me during the swimsuit competition. I am moved to be in the presence of such great company.
Damien set high standards that we should all aspire to in the quest for World Peace and representing the fantastic, fabulous, and phenomenal Infomaniac community.
My first official act as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010 is to ask for your support in restoring MJ's and Leni's missing comments to all our blogs. It was the power of this great community, united and working together that got us Infomaniac back online. And I believe that our collective efforts can help restore the missing comments. Please, join our efforts to post at Blogger Forum to help return the missing comments and keep MJ's and Leni's new comments from being erased by blogger bots. Together, we can do great things! Together, we can move mountains!
My second official act as Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010 is to retire my crown and step down in favor of Mr Ayem8y. Truly, anyone who mows the lawn nekkid (with sharp objects and projectiles flying around the fragile, tender regions) deserves to win. I believe he embodies the Infomaniac spirit of adventure, humor, zest for life, and loyalty to friends. Not to mention he's been nude on the blog a lot.
So thank you everyone, for your support and your efforts. I am humbled and truly moved by your actions. And Congratulations, Ayem8y! You've just become the New Mr Nude Infomaniac 2010!

Eros continues...
I'd like to thank you all for your support and helping me win the Mr Nude Infomaniac title. It has been the best thing to happen to me this month! Y'all made me feel giddy with joy and laughter. I got such a boost of energy from this win that I went for a 2 mile run at 4:50 am in my boxer briefs just to burn off the extra energy. I'd put up pics, but I still don't have a new digital camera.
This contest provided me with a great opportunity to present my pageant platform of restoring MJ and Leni's missing comments to our blogs and of course, World Peace.
We've a long way to go to achieve both goals. I shall have to step down from my duties as Mr Nude Infomaniac in order to concentrate my efforts at reaching those goals. I am counting on Ayem8y to keep up the morale of our troops, with his grace, his skills, and his nude foto updates to Infomaniac. I'm also counting on Michael Guy to use his talents and ass-ets to ensure the Infomaniac community continues to thrive.
I shall be focusing a lot more of my energy and time for the campaign to restore all of MJ's and Leni's missing comments and keep blogger from automatically erasing their new comments. And I need your help, your support to make this happen.
It was our collective, united efforts that got Infomaniac back online. And it will take our collective, community efforts to return MJ's and Leni's missing comments and keep the new ones from being erased.
Please join in our fight. Every action we make counts.
And don't worry, my proctologist and herpetologist have given me a clean bill of health, and they've assured me that I may continue my work in servicing the community and doing charity work.
And now a word from Ayem8y…

Magnanimous!
Thank you Eros I am truly touched by your gesture. I think we are all winners for having the guts to actually appear nude in this forum. Why just one “Mr. Nude Infomaniac”? The Infomaniac Mansion is a vast estate and I propose that we all three should rule in a sort of nude Trilogy of Terror.
I nominate Eros as the official “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Ambassador” and Michael Guy as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Decorator” and me of course as “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Lawn Mower”.
All in favor say AYE…

What’s this? No lying about on the job, Ayem8y!
Congratulations once again to our new Mr. Nude Infomaniac “Ayem8y”; our new Mr. Nude Congeniality “Eroswings” (congeniality title suggested in a secret missive by Ayem8y); and our new “Mr. Nude Infomaniac Decorator, “Michael Guy”.
Labels:
Eroswings,
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Michael Guy,
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Announcing Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!
UPDATE: Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 steps down! Read the comments and come back on Thursday for more!
Mistress MJ is pleased to announce the winner of the Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 Pageant.
Congratulations, EROSWINGS!




The final tally:
Eros: 7 votes
Ayem8y: 6 votes and an ass-munching
Michael Guy: 5 votes and a marriage proposal
At his point we ask Damien Oz of Australia, Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009, to place the crown on Eros’ head and the sceptre in his hand.
We ask Eros to make a speech after he dries his eyes and composes himself.
We ask Ayem8y to take his role as runner-up seriously in the event that Eros cannot fulfil his duties.
We ask Michael Guy to continue submitting photos of himself au naturel, doing odd jobs about the house.
Let’s hear it for all our brave, beautiful contestants!
And thanks to everyone who dropped by the polling station.
Eroswings is more than just a pretty set of pecs…he’s an Infomaniac hero.
Eroswings led the crusade to save Infomaniac.
Not content to rest on his laurels, Eros is actively and tirelessly campaining in a Blogger help forum to have my missing comments restored! It's Mistress MJ who should be serving him!
Long live Eroswings!
Long live Mr. Nude Infomaniac!
And long live Infomaniac Bitches!
Mistress MJ is pleased to announce the winner of the Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010 Pageant.
Congratulations, EROSWINGS!




The final tally:
Eros: 7 votes
Ayem8y: 6 votes and an ass-munching
Michael Guy: 5 votes and a marriage proposal
At his point we ask Damien Oz of Australia, Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009, to place the crown on Eros’ head and the sceptre in his hand.
We ask Eros to make a speech after he dries his eyes and composes himself.
We ask Ayem8y to take his role as runner-up seriously in the event that Eros cannot fulfil his duties.
We ask Michael Guy to continue submitting photos of himself au naturel, doing odd jobs about the house.
Let’s hear it for all our brave, beautiful contestants!
And thanks to everyone who dropped by the polling station.
Eroswings is more than just a pretty set of pecs…he’s an Infomaniac hero.
Eroswings led the crusade to save Infomaniac.
Not content to rest on his laurels, Eros is actively and tirelessly campaining in a Blogger help forum to have my missing comments restored! It's Mistress MJ who should be serving him!
Long live Eroswings!
Long live Mr. Nude Infomaniac!
And long live Infomaniac Bitches!
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Monday, June 21, 2010
Mr. Nude Infomaniac Pageant!
It’s time to select the new Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!

[via]
Who will succeed the fabulous Damien Oz aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009?...He who served his Mistress so loyally and with such grace and skill.
Which of our three contestants deserves to wear the tiara, serve Mistress MJ and represent Infomaniac abroad at diplomatic dinners, dignitary functions and supermarket openings?
Oh, and honey? They’re ALL single.
1. EROSWINGS:




2. MICHAEL GUY:



3. AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE):





Everyone may vote. One vote per person, please.
Contestants may vote for themselves if they wish.
The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 23rd.
A reminder that some of these photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.
Note: If you get tired of looking at hot Infomaniac bitches, why not head on over to IVD’s place where he’s hosting MJ’s Calamitous Comment Compo Caper. And just in case Infomaniac disappears again and I need to start up a new blog, IVD’s also hosting the Name MJ’s New Blog Competition. Although there’s no point in entering as I rather like Kapitano’s choice … MJ's Bloggy-woggy.

[via]
Who will succeed the fabulous Damien Oz aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009?...He who served his Mistress so loyally and with such grace and skill.
Which of our three contestants deserves to wear the tiara, serve Mistress MJ and represent Infomaniac abroad at diplomatic dinners, dignitary functions and supermarket openings?
Oh, and honey? They’re ALL single.
1. EROSWINGS:




2. MICHAEL GUY:



3. AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE):




Everyone may vote. One vote per person, please.
Contestants may vote for themselves if they wish.
The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 23rd.
A reminder that some of these photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.
Note: If you get tired of looking at hot Infomaniac bitches, why not head on over to IVD’s place where he’s hosting MJ’s Calamitous Comment Compo Caper. And just in case Infomaniac disappears again and I need to start up a new blog, IVD’s also hosting the Name MJ’s New Blog Competition. Although there’s no point in entering as I rather like Kapitano’s choice … MJ's Bloggy-woggy.
Labels:
Eroswings,
Mean Dirty Pirate,
Michael Guy,
Mr. Nude Infomaniac
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Michael Guy’s Arse
Michael’s Guy’s arse joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.


Oh come let us adore it.
Can I get an amen?


Oh come let us adore it.
Can I get an amen?
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Win A New Boyfriend Winner!

Congratulations, CyberPete!
You win a new boyfriend!
This amazing “Grow Your Own Boyfriend” is on its way to you in Denmark. Just add water and watch him grow 600% his size in water!

WARNING: Choking hazard!
Why does CyberPete need a new boyfriend, you ask?
Let’s hear it from CyberPete’s own mouth…
“because I'm sad, needy and desperate for love.”
Bitches, have you ever heard anything so tragic?
May we suggest volunteers from our audience to comfort him?
Jason is our runner-up with this retort…
“Because I've always wanted to date a choking hazard.”
Our third place winner is Michael Guy with this spin on the situation…
"I don't need a new boyfriend per se but is there a 'f*ck me like the bitch that I am' substitute?"
We would like to take this opportunity to note Michael Guy’s comment in yesterday’s post, as follows…
“AND just for the record bitches the last time I got lucky was the Reagan era. I just don't, as my friends say, "put myself out there." Which is true once one's heart has been trounced into the deepest darkest dirt pit of despair by someone who was supposed to love you.”
Still on the topic of Michael Guy, have you had a look at his man titties?
Thanks to everyone who participated in our Win A New Boyfriend contest.
Oh, and CyberPete?
We’ll be expecting a post WITH PHOTOS when you and your new boyfriend have your first date!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Happy Birthday, Michael Guy!
From the top of your tiara…

To the tips of your toes…

And all parts in between…

We wish you a happy birthday, Michael Guy!
We hope you’re having fun this weekend at “International Mr. Leather” in Chicago. Looks like you’ve done a little shopping at the Leather Market…

Bitches: Michael Guy has recently celebrated six years of blogging!
Contest Alert!: Win A New Boyfriend Voting Day(s) will take place this Monday and Tuesday.

To the tips of your toes…

And all parts in between…

We wish you a happy birthday, Michael Guy!
We hope you’re having fun this weekend at “International Mr. Leather” in Chicago. Looks like you’ve done a little shopping at the Leather Market…

Bitches: Michael Guy has recently celebrated six years of blogging!
Contest Alert!: Win A New Boyfriend Voting Day(s) will take place this Monday and Tuesday.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
High Maintenance Queen(s) Crowned!

Infomaniac is pleased to present the title of High Maintenance Queen to …
(drum roll, please)
JILL AND CYBERPETE!
After a hair-pulling, wig-snatching, back-biting and venom-spitting smackdown, Jill and CyberPete proved to be equally matched in the high maintenance department.

So they each win a fabulous sticky notes pad! …

Congratulations to the runners-up: First Nations, Michael Guy and Kevin.
Although Michael, it seems, has taken issue with his defeat and is emailing the officials and calling for an appeal as we speak …

With God as my witness that tiara should have been MINE!
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