The Dating Game

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...

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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.

Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.

Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.

Maple Match

Are you an American dreaming of moving to Canada if Trump becomes President? If so, Maple Match is at your service.


(Not an actual applicant to Maple Match)

This new matchmaking service “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency”.

Details here.

Public Service Announcement #31

Sign in the window of the Reading Room...



This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

If Your Date Says Goodnight With a Handshake...

Complete the phrase...


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Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service

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It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that many of you Bitches are chomping at the bit for a bit of tail.

That’s why the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured below) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, the Infomaniac Bitches.

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Simply jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …

Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.

If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.

Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”

Discretion assured!

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So don’t just sit there. Call today!

Dating Rick(y) Nelson

Could you pass the test?

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Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service

The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) have been busy matching up prospective clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.


Infomaniac’s new dating service series has a new name!

The winning name as chosen by you lot is Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

The winning title was created by Old Knudsen and a prize will be mailed to him.

Titles tied for second prize were Very Last Resort Dating (also submitted by Old Knudsen) and Lowered Expectations submitted by new Infomaniac reader Bunny.

Infomaniac would like to thank all of you for participating in this competition. A job well done!

You’re quite the clever bunch when you put your thinking caps on and that is why the clients of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service are so attracted to you.

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service has received dating profiles from numerous clients who wish to meet Infomaniac readers. Our clients have heard that Infomaniac readers, some more than others, are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean looking for love.

And now without further ado, Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service presents our first client…




BRANDINE


Due to a computer glitch, all of Brandine’s personal data has been erased.

So it’s up to you to guess what she does for a living, her likes, dislikes, hobbies, and what she’s looking for in a mate.

And why not tell us, dear Infomaniac reader, what you can offer this woman. Do you have what it takes to bring Brandine eternal happiness? We want to know!

“Name The Series” Competition – Voting Day

UPDATE: Tuesday, June 24th.



Attention voters: The ballot box has been tampered with, leaving Infomaniac no choice but to install a modern voting machine to ensure fairness to all.

A certain Ms. Nations has made a mockery of the electoral process by ballot stuffing: submitting multiple ballots during a vote in which only ONE ballot per person is permitted.

Those responsible voters who have already cast their ballots need not vote again. Your vote has been counted and duly noted.

Anyone who didn’t have a chance to vote yesterday may vote today. I remind you… ONE VOTE PER PERSON. The list of eligible titles may be viewed by scrolling down to the end of this posting.

Ms. Nations will be brought to justice as a large wheel of Canadian cheddar shall be rolled across the border and onto her Clematis.

Yesterday’s post resumes here…


I’m turning this competition over to you, bitches.



I had every intention of making the choice myself for the best Infomaniac dating service title.

But the response was so overwhelming and the suggestions so good that I simply can’t pick a winner on my own.

I had to whittle down the entries to 30 titles although we received many more submissions.

Vote today for your favourite title!

No, you can’t vote for your own title. Vote instead for the next best thing.

I’ll tally your votes at the end of the day and the winner will appear in Tuesday’s post along with a new “date” who wants to meet you.





Here are your selections. One vote per person. Hop to it.


Bleak House Dating Service
Boobs and Balls Dating Service
Booze, Bros and Broads
Bottom of the Barrel
Chicks, Pricks, 'n' Kicks
Clickadick n Clickachick
Click-n-cum.com
Dating For Dummies
Desperate Dirty Daters
dialadick.com
Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service
Finger Licking Filth Service
Hideous Hookups
I M HRD R U WET.COME
Last Call.com
Lowered Expectations
Lumps, Chumps, and Humps
Marvelous MJ's Perv Emporium
Meat and Greet
MJ's Meat Swap
Slobs and Sluts
Snatch and Grab
Snatches and Catches
Tap Dat Arse Dating Service
The Wet Spot
Thunderlust Café
Trailer Hook-Ups
Uglies Bumping Uglies
Venus and Penis
Very Last Resort Dating

“Name The Series” Competition

All this weekend, Infomaniac will be holding a contest, so if you’re not all drunk by now, put on your thinking caps and help a bitch out, would you?

There’s a prize in it for you if you do.

Infomaniac is planning a new series.

An online dating service to be exact.

With men and women like this one…



…who are just dying to meet Infomaniac readers like you for a little slap and tickle and hide the pickle.

I’ve had a headache all day and can’t come up with a name for Infomaniac’s dating service series.

So if you can leave a suggestion or two, the name I choose will be declared the winner and a crap gift will be mailed out to you.

I just hope the winner isn’t in Australia as that last compo cost me a small fortune.

The winner will be chosen on Monday and a new potential date will be featured.

Get to it bitches.

Name my dating series.