Are You Hoary?

Infomaniac Bitch Old Knudsen informs us that today is The International Day of Older Persons.

Norma and Peenee and approve…


[thanks, Thom!]

Note: We'll be posting something new everyday this week here on Infomaniac but Mistress MJ won't be popping 'round to visit your blogs 'til Thursday. See you Bitches then!

Happy Birthday, Old Knudsen!

Fittingly, Old Knudsen’s birthday falls on a Filthy Friday so let’s see him blow this out!...





As you know, Old Knudsen is the World’s Oldest Blogger AND the World’s Greatest Blogger.

He will be celebrating his special day with one of the lucky Women of Infomaniac…





And tonight, he’ll hook up with one of Infomaniac’s many male bitches who love and adore him so…





Happy Birthday, Old K!


“I want to know what love is, I want you to show me.”

Winner - Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?
All the way from Frigadoon by way of Killamory, it’s OLD KNUDSEN!


Old Knudsen today




Young Old Knudsen



Jailbait


Trying to catch crabs off the shores of Frigadoon


Correct answers were submitted by Donn, Mago, and Carnalis.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips beneath her petticoat.

Mago volunteered to draw the names from beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat but was refused, mainly because his name was on one of the slips as a potential winner and that would have presented a conflict of interest.

Instead, Denmark’s biggest poofter, CyberPete, volunteered (oddly enough) to reach beneath Mistress MJ’s petticoat to make the draw.

And the winner is… drum roll …

DONN!



Que bonita!


Congratulations, Donn! You are the lucky winner of the ‘What’s Your Poo Telling You?’ book.




A word to Donn…isn’t it enough that you’re the Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts? Do you really have to lord your luck over the rest of these miserable sods?

We’ve noticed a pattern here, Donn. Things have really been going tickety-boo for you this year, haven’t they? First you go on hols to Mexico (we’ll overlook the bit about being detained in a Mexican jail), then you win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and now you go home with the Poo Book!

Do you have a horseshoe up your arse, Donn?

Or could it be that Old Knudsen (who, coincidentally, named his willy “Donny”) slipped you the … correct answer?

Perhaps we’ll never know.

And now over to you, Manuel.

Time after time you’ve incorrectly guessed “Old Knudsen” to each Teen Angst Competition we’ve held.

And this time, what did you have to say for yourself? Shall I quote you?...

I was gonna say Knudsen but cant be bothered.......it'll never be Knudsen.......sake

Dammit, dammit, dammit Manuel! You finally had your chance and you blew it!

Which part of the waiter’s brain was not engaged at the time of your comment?...



My heart bleeds for you, Manuel. Really, it does. You coulda had the Poo Book!


Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

We hope the suspense, the drama, and the tears have made it worth playing.

Results of the Reader Survey

By popular demand: gratuitous nude photos of Old Knudsen

The results of the Annual Reader Survey are in and clearly you want more Old Knudsen.

A full list of your desires follows:

Giant naked disembodied penises.
Can we have some more bondage and discipline please?
Everything that the Tubes said that I could have in their song What Do You Want From Life?!
More shaved beaver.
How about a couple more contests as well, i love entering blog contests!!!
More recipes !
Hot gay midget action.
I'd like to see naked Action Man Tim again.
A bit of your lair?
Perverted marmosets.
Something that contravenes the UK's extreme pornography law please.
A little pain (consensual), perhaps?
I'd like to see ten uses for a sea cucumber.
More illustrations of Camden leisure pirates.
Maybe you could just be more cruel to us?
A monthly diary of what's been happening inside those stripy tights.
A picture of how far you can work the Jameson in?
Canadian landmarks!
An essay on the Canadian beaver!
A treaty and deadline for the repatriation of Celine Dion!
Nekkid young men who are not sagging!
Mud wrestling with kippers!
More Old Knudsen in General.
Lots more Old Knudsen please!!!!!!
Some hot naked midgit sex please and more of that cunt Old Knudsen.
Your bed.
Fewer cross-dressers and More very angry-indeed –dressers.
More waiters with their clothes on.
More chain smoking chimps please.
Filthy Friday to start living up to its name.
Donn Coppens with no shirt on chopping down a tree.
Beast posed the dead man in the foreground in 'Raft of the Medusa'.
Voices starting a new blog.
Frobi rising nude and glorious from a wine dark sea.
Any franconians.
IDV standing in the sand of the colliseum shouting 'are you not amused??' and brandishing his sword.
Knudsen. Just pretty much anything with Knudsen. Or his hat.



Are we finished here now or did we forget anything?

The Faith Tones, Revisited

The pious amongst you may remember last week’s Saintly Sunday post featuring the lovely Faith Tones…





We here at Infomaniac wondered whatever happened to this girl group.

The original members have all gone their separate ways (i.e. reform school and beauty boot camp) but in their place, the Faith Tones have reformed with some familiar faces and a brand new album…



(left to right: Old Knudsen, Mutley the Dog, Ginro)

[photo above courtesy of Ginro]

Mute Monday - Old Man

Welcome, bitches, to my first Mute Monday!

Mute Monday is a meme where each week you're given a theme and you post photos or illustrations to express that theme in your own personal style. In keeping with the “Mute” bit, you try to express it visually rather than verbally although text is permitted. Then on Monday, you go to The Troll Report and say “I’m UP” in the comments section with a link to your blog.


And now without further ado, Infomaniac presents Mute Monday.

The theme this week is “OLD MAN”.












Next week’s Mute Monday theme is “AROMA”. I think I may be back for that one too.

Happy Birthday, Old Knudsen!

BYOB as Infomaniac hosts a birthday party for that grand old hornivore, Old Knudsen!





See how the happy Women of Infomaniac rush to embrace him with open arms…









And it looks like a good turn-out from the Men of Infomaniac as well…










The competition for Knudsen’s attention turns fierce.

Knudsen’s houseboy is summoned to suppress his legion of female admirers…










Uh oh.

Turns out the fellas have knocked back a few too many beers and have beaten the ladies up to Old Knudsen’s private party room…









So for those of us left here, munching the clam dip and wandering around with our party hats askew, let's continue enjoying the festivities.

In lieu of presents, Old Knudsen asks that you send him nekkid photos of yourselves.

Contrary to what you see going on here and hey, everyone’s entitled to a little fun on their birthday, Old Knudsen prefers women, or “weemen” as he calls them, to men.

He’s not really into the ghey scene unless you count that time in the army. Or that other time in prison.

However, if you’re an attractive, disease-free ladyboy, he’ll look the other way.

So strip down and send him your nude photos and make an old man’s birthday a memorable one.

Strike up the band and party on!

Filthy Friday – Golden Showers

If you’ve visited Ellie this week, you’ll know that she has a video camera set up in her bedroom.

It turns out that she’s been filming her late night sexcapades with Old Knudsen!

Ellie, darlin’. Have you learned nothing from all the celebrity sex tape scandals?

Were the follies of Rob Lowe; Pamela Anderson/Bret Michaels/Tommy Lee; Paris Hilton/Rick Salomon; Abi Titmuss/John Leslie, and Ulrika Jonsson/Stan Collymore not warning enough for you?

Their undercover antics on film were all leaked to the public.

And so it is with you and Old Knudsen.

I have obtained the “leaked” stills from the Pee Party video and present them here for your titillation.

For personal reasons, Ellie and Knudsen’s faces have been Photoshopped to resemble other people entirely, as their old Irish mams read this blog.







Ellie, having put a damper on the festivities, forces Knudsen to move the action to the bathroom…









Get your order in now at the Knudsen Shop for the soon-to-be-released DVD.

Honk If You Love Old Knudsen

Today is the first meeting of my support group: Women Who Love Old Knudsen Too Much.


“Weemen want to do him and men want to be him and some men would also like to do him.”





“Lord of the painful 4-hour erection.”






“When Old Knudsen says he bucked yer Ma he probably has.”




Please do not enable me by suggesting I seek retail therapy here.

Happy Birthday, Anonymous Boxer!

Join me in wishing a happy birthday to one of Infomaniac’s newest readers: Anonymous Boxer from Seattle, Washington, USA.




As you can see in the photo above, she has challenged me in the ring.

We are rivals for the pee-stained cap of Old Knudsen.




Knudsen's cap



I know some of you other bitches want the cap too but it’s rightfully mine.







George Clooney, give me back the cap, bitch!

You can read here how the cap fell into Clooney’s hands.

Anyway, back to the boxing match between me and Boxer.

Have you placed your bets?

I’ll give Boxer a good bitch slapping. Just the way I did here to Celine Dion.







It’s Celine’s birthday today too. Coincidence? I think not!

Golden Bog Awards

The 3rd Annual Irish Blog Awards took place in Dublin on March 1st.

Old Knudsen was shortlisted for Best Popculture Blog; Manuel was shortlisted for Best Food/Drink Blog; Bock the Robber was shortlisted for Best Blog and Most Humourous Post; and Ellie was longlisted for Best Personal Blog.

But the panel of judges didn’t have the good sense to award any of these fine bloggers.

So please accept, in place of an Irish Blog Award, Infomaniac's Golden Bog Award for excellence in blogging…




The rest of you feel free to applaud, fire up the confetti cannon, and send cheques to the winners.


BONUS

And if you send money to me, I'll send you photos of Manuel up close and personal…



Manuel uncovered



More pics where this came from. Send your cheque or money order today!



Congratulations everyone!

Filthy Friday – KNUDSEN’S ARSE

By now, you’ve diddled yourself raw over Manuel’s arse and you’re looking for a new thrill.

Well look no further. Ladies, have a dry, clean pair of knickers handy.

It’s not fat nor is it 100 per cent Irish the way I like 'em. But it’s a beeyoot.

OLD KNUDSEN’S ARSE!






You’ve seen his arse previously on Infomaniac but as you can see, he’s had some work done since its debut. Note that the liver spots have been bleached and his arse may have spent some time at the body shop.

We can only assume from this photo that he’s holding his manhood doon so it doesn't cast a gigantic shadow and distract from his arse. Very considerate of you, Old Knudsen.

If you are a hot Asian gurlyboy or one of the many weemen who read this blog who would love to go doon on a manly Ulster/Scot, please contact Infomaniac.

Manuel and Eddie Waring, eat your hearts out.



Knudsen: “Spank my five-star-rated arse, Mistress MJ! But please don’t think about Manuel as yer doing it.”

Google Searches – Day 3

TODAY: Google Searches Looking for Old Knudsen and Eddie Waring

GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR OLD KNUDSEN


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GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR EDDIE WARING



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