Showing posts with label Filthy Canadians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Filthy Canadians. Show all posts

Friday, October 23, 2015

Depraved Canadians

The nation of Canada is wholly given over to "Sodomite filth."



The infamous Westboro Baptist Church has hatched a brand new hate-based campaign. The picket-happy church is out to protest THE ENTIRE NATION OF CANADA.

Apparently, Canadians are “depraved” (but you Bitches already knew that) and they must be warned about their imminent destruction at the hands of a god that really hates gays – and Canada.

More here.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Filthy Canadians

A peek inside Canadian women’s laundry hampers reveals that we’re a filthy bunch.

And we’re not referring to our penchant for riding out the rinse cycle…

Oh go on, we know you’ve all done this (above).
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A recent poll reveals the following shocking statistics:

1. One per cent of women surveyed say they wait until their underwear is visibly dirty before laundering it.

2. One in five women admits to spraying on perfume or deodorant to mask the smell of clothes that weren't fresh.

3. A third of the women polled admit to leaving delicates and handwash items at the bottom of the hamper for months.

4. Nearly half of women admit to fishing clothes out of the laundry hamper to wear again.

5. 14 per cent of women have worn the same pair of socks for several days in a row.

6. More than a third of Canadian women admit to going a month without changing the bedsheets.

Mistress MJ admits to statistic #2. She keeps a travel-size bottle of Febreze for those emergency situations where she just can’t get home before dawn. Ahem.

But surely we Canadians are not alone on top of our heap of dirty laundry. Previously we blogged about the Brits and their filthy bedsheets.

So tell us which laundry crimes you’ve committed.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Filthy Friday

I am honoured to accept the prestigious Knudsen Award for Most Filthy Blogger 2008.





Knudsen has presented me with this award, in his words, “for yer contribution to lowering the tone of the Blogosphere in a likeable and amusing way.”

I am touched to be recognized for my contribution to society.






“Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" --Divine, Pink Flamingos

Yet I shall never achieve the summit of smut as practiced by the late, great Divine who reigned supreme as The Filthiest Person Alive.

For I have yet to eat a dog turd.



Thanks for the award, Knudsen. It's a fucking honour.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Filthy Canadians




Yesterday I had a go at the unwashed Irish (well, just SID really) but today I’m eating my words as it turns out that we Canucks are just as filthy.

A survey on hygiene practices reveals that many Canadians admit they may not wash their hands properly after sneezing or coughing or before eating or handling food.

And nine per cent confessed they sometimes fail to wash up after going to the toilet.