Blow 2021 Out Yer Arse!

 Blow 2021 out yer arse!

Here's to a better year ahead.  (Although didn't I say that last year?)

Saddle Tramps

Thanks to Uptonking over at Wonderland Burlesque, I've learned that today is National Day of the Cowboy. 

Fall Foliage

While you're waiting for everyone to submit their photos for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may admire the fall foliage...

Click to embiggen the view

 

How to Finger a Man's Anus

Click to enlarge print...

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.

 

What's Cookin, Bitches?

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Please Continue Holding

The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.

Ladder Safety, Continued

How many times do you Bitches need to be reminded about ladder safety?...

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Don’t lean too far in either direction. Overreaching is a major cause of ladder accidents.

Valentine's Day Meets Ass Wednesday

This year, Valentine's Day and Ash Wednesday fall on the same day.


We here at Infomaniac like to think of it as Ass Wednesday.

The Pause That Refreshes

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Filthy Friday

Ba-Dum-TUSH

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Rolling Stone released a 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time list but we here at Infomaniac would like to know...

Do you Bitches have a favourite drummer?

Do you play the drums or have you ever taken a lesson?

Have you ever slept with a drummer?...

The Merry Month of May

MAY, 1975.
Click to embiggen the calendar...

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What happened in May, 1975?

May 2: David Beckham, English footballer/underwear model was born...



May 3: "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)" by Tony Orlando and Dawn topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart and remained there for three weeks...



May 4: Moe Howard, leader and last survivor of The Three Stooges, died...



May 10: Now you can record TV shows! The Betamax home videotaping system was introduced by Sony with the LV-1901 going on sale in Japan. The unit, which contained a color TV, the recorder, and the tapes, retailed for $2,488 (equivalent to more than $9,000 USD in 2010)...



May 11: A crowd of about 75,000 people in New York City's Central Park celebrated the end of the Vietnam War. Organized by Phil Ochs, the rally included music performances by Bob Dylan, Pete Seeger, Joan Baez, and Paul Simon...



And, in all likelihood, in May, 1975 some of you Bitches were up to no good.

Blue Monday

[via Zenfancy]

The third Monday in January (today) is believed to be the most depressing day of the year, aka "Blue Monday."

Wrong. The most depressing day falls this year on Friday, January 20th, aka Inauguration Day.

Over to you, Ikettes...

Shitting Gold Bricks

A Royal Canadian Mint employee is guilty of smuggling 22 gold nuggets called "pucks" in his rectum over a period of several months.

The gold pucks are “about the diameter of an Oreo cookie, and about two-and-a-half times as thick.



The pucks are worth a total of $165,000 Cdn.

The thief set off the metal detector more than other employees. Each time it happened, he was given a manual search with a hand-held wand. He passed the search every time. Apparently, the handheld detectors are less sensitive than the walk-through detectors and do not detect metal in body cavities.



Ontario Court Justice, Peter Doody said of the thief:

"His locker contained Vaseline and latex gloves, which could have been used to insert a puck into his rectum."

He added that there were no cameras in the locker room. Since the arrest, security measures have been upgraded at the facility.



Note: We here at Infomaniac do not recommend using your rectum as a carryall.

Fall into Fall

Happy Hallowe'en, Bitches!

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Have A Great Weekend!

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And remember to click the pic to enlarge!

Nothing To See Here 'Til Friday

If it's your garden photos you're looking for...


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Come back on Friday.

Filthy Friday Meets the Fourth of July

A Happy Fourth of July to all our American Bitches!


[photo - Keith Boadwee]

Tell us how you're spending your Independence Day.