Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gardening. Show all posts

Saturday, November 06, 2021

The Garden Photos Event is in Full Swing

The Infomanic Garden Photos Event 2021 is in full swing. The event is now brilliantly hosted by Mr. DeVice so get yourselves over there to see what's being revealed...


Click here to view the posts as they're published.

Monday, November 02, 2020

The 10th Annual Garden Photos Event

The TENTH Annual Garden Photos Event has begun! Formerly hosted here on Infomaniac, the capable and green-thumbed Mr. DeVice is now "the host with the most" of this popular event. 

Click here for the first submission which just happens to be The Mistress's gigantic sunflower. 

Although these sunflowers bear a striking resemblance to The Mistress's sunflowers, they are not, in fact, The Mistress's sunflowers. Nor is that The Mistress.

There will be more entries in the Garden Photo Event so be sure to visit Mr. DeVice as updates happen. 

Many thanks to Mr. DeVice for graciously taking over the hosting of this annual event. He's done a splendid job.

Friday, May 08, 2020

Gardening - the Brian May Way

"I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening," the Queen star explained.


Story here.

Let this be a warning to you over-enthusiastic gardening Bitches. 

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Coming Soon - More Garden Photos

More of your garden photos coming soon, probably on the weekend. The Mistress has a few other things to take care of at the moment...

Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal

Are you ready to show all?


Starting this coming Sunday, we'll reveal your submissions to the Ninth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. 

Friday, September 27, 2019

Garden Photos Deadline

The deadline to submit your garden photos is approaching. If you do not meet the deadline, there will be consequences...
Submit your photos by Monday, September 30th for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT

Maximum 8 photos. Please include a brief description of each photo. 

Photographs will be published in October, in the order in which they were received.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Submit Your Garden Photos

The Mistress has left you hanging long enough...


It's time to submit your garden photos for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT.

Select up to 8 of your favourite photos of your garden and email them to me by the end of September. If you don't have a garden, take photos of your houseplants or floral arrangements. (We're not fussy.)

Please include a brief description of each photo.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

We'll soon reveal your submissions to the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.


Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Got Houseplants?

In the last post, I asked you to send me your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. So far, I've received entries from several of you Bitches. 

This message, then, is for the Mr. Peenees of this world who said, "Since the people who bought my house insisted the yard come with it, I will not be able to compete this year."


If you don't have a garden, send me a photo of your houseplant(s). Or the floral arrangement on your dining room table. Or tie a bow around that stalk of celery in your fridge.

I do, however, draw the line at this sort of thing...

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Call for Garden Photos

Send in your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event


No deadline. Just do it.

Better late than never.

No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo, and tell me which town and country you're in

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Garden Photos Event Wrap-Up

It was a joy peeking into your gardens for the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.



Thanks to everyone who participated this year!

How did you Bitches feel about everyone having their own separate entry this year instead of one long post?

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Mistress Maddie's Garden Photos / Happy Birthday!

Our final entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Mistress Maddie in Pennsylvania.

This is how I picture Mistress Maddie's garden...



Let's allow Mistress Maddie to tell us about it...

Since I only have potted plants at the Casa du Borghese, read that as small bijoux living, I thought I would send in some from the ancestral home where the Mother lives just West of the Casa.

The place is pretty much surrounded by her favorite blooms.... roses.





When I go home I'll take a few houseboys to prune and tend to the blooms, as I fear taking a prick the wrong way. This years weather did well with them and they seemed to be blooming almost constant.





I also fixed up her little courtyard for her, with a few flowers displayed in unique ways, my visual display came in handy. The houseboys helped me handle placing the wood items. Gave the mother a nice little nook to relax in. One just had to watch. With such tiny space and plant coverage, anything could pop out at a moments notice.





Thank you, Mistress Maddie!

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Miss Scarlet's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Miss Scarlet in Devon, England.


(Miss Scarlet's stunt double)

"I can usually see Dartmoor from my window but it is now smothered in a veil of murk. It has been like this for days"...


(click to enlarge)

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Savannah's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Savannah from Savannah, Georgia.

This was my garden after we cleaned up following Hurricane Irma! ...


(Click to enlarge)

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Mr. DeVice's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Mr. DeVice in the county of Norfolk, England...



I do apologise for leaving my garden photo submission to the last minute.  You see, the plant life in the gardens of my new abode - Chateau DeVice - is very willful and somewhat homicidal (homocidal? witchicidal?), so I had to be very careful and take photos while they were "resting" (i.e. sated on passers by).

I hope you enjoy this Triptych of Triffids - seen here looming over the Chateau. 



No need to spare a thought as to my well-being - I managed to escape with only minor gouging and an insignificant rash.  Oh, and the medical witch says I should have the sight back in my right eye within a day or two.  If it can be recovered quickly enough from the undergrowth.

P. S. I don't know why the first Triffid is wearing a scarf - it's not that cold here yet?...








Here are the two foxgloves I bought recently from Urban Jungle – Digitalis illumination “Raspberry”...



Ignore the ghastly gnome – it’s The Mother’s – it keeps edging its way to the front when I try and hide it behind the bigger plants.  Bloody limelight hogger...



Oh, and for Jon, a pic of one of the Giant Viper's Bugloss I grew from seed sown in early July.  His should be sprouting by now, too.  It should flower in 2019 as long as I can get it through this winter...



Thank you, Mr. DeVice!

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

British Jon's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Jon in London, England. A reminder to click to enlarge...


Above: A view up Jon's back passage.

It's been another delightful summer in the extensive gardens here at Dolores Delargo Towers - and, up until mid-July, a hot one too. We also benefited from a particularly mild spring here in London, which meant that all our bulbs and herbaceous plants were off to a very early start, and with the balmy air of May and June everything rocketed to put on some impressive growth.

Our fennel reached eight feet tall, the Rosa "Veilchenblau" grown from a cutting produced almost 20 sprays of flowers, the Nicotiana mutabilis was already six feet tall in April (and its progeny are even taller, and still flowering beautifully in September), and from Kniphofia to delphiniums to lilies to dahlias to salvias, the flowers have all been bigger and better than ever (despite the bloody Fuchsia gall mites!).

I have struggled to whittle down the photos to a manageable few, but here is a selection over three seasons:









We love our garden!

We love your garden too, Jon!

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Revisiting Huggy Jon's Garden

Have you Bitches noticed an empty seat in the house?...



That's because our friend, Huggy Jon (aka Deep Blue) of Montréal, Québec has been absent due to a serious illness.

In tribute to Huggy Jon, we here at Infomaniac revisit his floral offerings to 2013's Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

"Voici notre petit jardin de balcon."
(Here is our little balcony garden.)

"Way on the top of the first photo you can see a few cosmos; then the big yellow ones are some kind of coreopsis but I'm not sure exactly; then the petunias (light purple) and the big red one is a Pelargonium. I don't know what are the small yellow ones among the petunias."...



"Here you have some calibrachoa (red), verbena (blue) and tagetes (yellow)"...



"On the back balcony, voici des chrysanthemum, pelargoniums et verbena pour cacher la poubelle" (to hide the garbage can)....



Huggy Jon has posted his final message in the comments section of his blog.

Nous t'aimons, Jon.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Norma's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event is from Miss Normadesmond.

"This photo was taken in April. I’d been given some seeds and I went ahead and sowed"...



"Things were looking kind of good, but then they died.

So I threw it all out and bought a fur coat"...



We remind you that Miss Normadesmond is the reigning Miss Cocks in Frocks.

Friday, October 13, 2017

Dinahmow's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event
is courtesy of Dinahmow in Queensland, Australia.

Callistemon aka Bottlebrush...



Epidendrum aka Tiger orchid...


View from the shower. The Tecomanthe hillii is known as Fraser Island Creeper.Not a dirty old man, but a rampant climbing vine....



Oncidium orchid...



Phalaenopsis aka Moth orchid and a Spathoglottis orchid...



Phalaenopsis Brother Lawrence orchid hybrid, now 12 years old...



Sunbird nest on front verandah awning cords...

The sunbirds have used this nest, right beside the front steps for the past 2 or 3 years.

Thanks, Dinahmow!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

LX's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the Seventh Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event ( I said event, not competition) is LX.

He's got some 'splainin' to do...



He says, "As I no longer have a yard, or garden, or house plants for that matter, I must submit a garden item from the supermarket.

This year it is cranberry sauce! Just imagine it suggestively giggling inside the can!"