Thursday, February 19, 2009

Gay Repartee

Try as she might, Mistress MJ could not get their attention…

40 comments:

  1. I think the guy sitting backwards on the chair is too blottoed to notice you half nekkid, MJ. Just look at his eyes....

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  2. You could always show them the cake video...

    [dodges thrown bananas from other Infomaniac Bitches for even mentioning the word "cake" within earshot of The Mistress]

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  3. dammit to hell! who the hell does a girl have to fuck to be FIRST here? xoxoxo


    *gawd, i do so love drunk commenting!!!!*

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  4. @ savannah: Obviously, no one, cuz I sure didn't get any action!

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  5. Maybe you should rethink the red hotpants.

    If you pop on a pair in gold the poofs will pay you the same attention you'd get from the breeders.

    I will let you have this gem for free but the next will cost you.

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  7. Stick a picture of Piggy on one breast and Tazzy on the other and IVD peeping out of your knickers . That should get their attention

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  8. I thought Ponita had written fisties
    Sorry Ponita.
    Sx

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  9. Mistress MJ should be in the kitchen preparing canapes and cocktails. The menfolk have important business to discuss and can't afford to be distracted by girly stuff.

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  10. @ponita..thanks, sugar, i wasn't mah self last night. . . xoxox

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  11. @ Scarlet: Um... no... that's not quite my style.

    @ Savannah: 'Sokay, hon. We all have off days (or night, as the case may be)!

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  12. She's not got their attention because she's in a shop window and they're all dummies - but if she looks behind her there is quite a crowd gathering

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  13. In point of fact the two gentlemen discussing Entropy and Football are simply being polite because it would be quite rude to stare.

    The young gawkerman is obviously the product of the underclass and is exhibiting the substandard rudeduh-mentary behaviour that shall imprison him amongst the great unwashed and retard his opportunities to make anything of himself in polite society.

    It might be worth noting that the young lady is ignoring young gawkerman and focussing on the wealthy upper class gentlemen because they offer a better future for any subsequent offspring that may arise from a coupling...and better alimony after the divorce or blackmail/hush-money.

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  14. I think these lads clearly prefer the banana boat over the pink taco if you get my culinary drift.

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  15. PONITA: See comment to Miss Scarlet.

    XL: Cake?

    Did someone mention cake?

    SAVANNAH: dammit to hell! who the hell does a girl have to fuck to be FIRST here? Xoxoxo

    Obviously not any of the men in the picture!

    CYBERPOOF: Maybe you should rethink the red hotpants.

    If you pop on a pair in gold the poofs will pay you the same attention you'd get from the breeders.

    I will let you have this gem for free but the next will cost you.


    Let me guess the next one…

    Put on a Kylie CD?

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  16. BEAST: Stick a picture of Piggy on one breast and Tazzy on the other and IVD peeping out of your knickers. That should get their attention.

    But not a pic of Piggy’s arse.

    I don’t want to put them off their game.

    SCARLET: I thought Ponita had written fisties

    Around here, that’s a natural mistake to make.

    But you’re more likely to hear that coming from Piggy or Tazzy or IDV than Ponita.

    GARFY: Mistress MJ should be in the kitchen preparing canapes and cocktails. The menfolk have important business to discuss and can't afford to be distracted by girly stuff.

    That’s why I have houseboys.

    While you’re here, see to it that my champagne is chilled.

    PIGGY: *flings donkey shite at Beast*

    He’ll use it as compost for his garden.

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  17. LULU: She's not got their attention because she's in a shop window and they're all dummies - but if she looks behind her there is quite a crowd gathering

    Did they bring their credit cards?

    MAGO: Nice arse.

    I cropped the feet so as not to excite you.

    DONN: I think you’ve got it all wrong.

    The two gentlemen are discussing what to wear to go clubbing this weekend whilst gawkerman is wondering if the knickers have enough elastic to fit ‘round his waist.

    Entropy and football….really, Donn.

    EMMA: I think these lads clearly prefer the banana boat over the pink taco if you get my culinary drift.

    You know your way around the kitchen!

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  18. Next time, try panties with a crotch. No self respecting poof would want to see the horrors that lurk below.

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  19. It's because you are wearing granny panties. You need some butt floss!

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  20. IVD: No one wants to see your front bottom either but you insist on showing it off to every Tom, Dick and Harry within spitting distance of Norwich.

    RANDOM: The only item of intimate apparel these fellas want to see is a posing pouch.

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  21. Ok what do ya want and where is my tay?

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  22. KNUDSEN: How many times do I have to ask?

    I want to see you and Manuel oiled up for a nude wrestling match.

    Is that too much to ask?

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  23. Putting on a Kylie CD would work. You know it, but also Village People, Donna Summer and Barbara, hell, even Madge would do it for some.

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  24. The fellow in black on the right seems to be tickling his friend's nipple.

    And the fellow on the left is recreating a famous 60s photo. You know the one.

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  25. CYBERPOOF: If I opt for Madonna, do I have to strike a pose?

    KAPI: Christine Keeler?

    He should have used an Arne Jacobsen chair, wouldn’t you agree?

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  26. JOE: I haven’t had your attention in 6 months.

    And the last time was over some snatch.

    I’m seeing a trend here.

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  27. They are in a different dimension to you MJ, hence they are in black and white... the young fellow seems to see something but he cannot detect colour...

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  28. MUTLEY: A different dimension?

    I am on a different planet and am circling Uranaus.

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  29. Certainly got MY attention !

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  30. HEFF: The Heff "Woodometer" is always charged and ready to go.

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  31. Please darling, is there anyone that haven't see you before in those undergarments?

    First of all a lady doesn't show it all in the first date. And then if she must, at least she should try to change it once a week...

    They are not ignoring you darling, just avoiding to look to those dreadful stains. Girl, you're not Monica Lewinsky.

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  32. FABULASTIC: I’ll have you know those are yogurt stains!

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  33. yogurt on your knickers, sugar? ;) xoox

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  34. SAVANNAH: Ahem.

    Let's move along, shall we?

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  35. MAGO: Never speak of it again.

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