Butch it Up, Bitches!

Coming soon on Infomaniac…

The Butchest Bitch Competition.

Just a Gigolo

Ladies, listen up…for those of you who’ve long wished you could fall face first into AyeM8y’s arse…

And who hasn't?…today is your lucky day!

Our favourite French Canadian (Deep Blue Jon) has done some undercover investigative work (disguised as a waiter) and you’ll be surprised at the outcome!

Don’t be fooled by AyeM8y’s long list of gay pursuits, including but not limited to the following:

Sodomy
Fellatio
Anilingus
Pederasty
Masturbation
Auto Erotica
Hot Lunch
Western Grip
Chinese Grip
Blumpkin
Golden Shower
Pearl Necklace
Purple Mushroom
Jelly Doughnut
Woody Woodpecker
Rim Job
Dirty Sanchez
Fish Eye
69

Despite performing all of the above activities (and this is just what went on last night!) our AyeM8y has reportedly been seen batting for the other team!

Deep Blue Jon, in his role as a private dick, has turned over his investigative report to Infomaniac and now we unveil this shocking photograph…

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. What you see before your very eyes is AyeM8y turned GIGOLO!

For LADIES, no less!

Please form an orderly queue and let the arse-munching commence. Or anything else listed on AyeM8y's "menu."

Gay Pursuits

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[artwork by Al Parker]

What gay pursuits do you engage in?

Miss Scarlet, Miss Scarlet!

Mistress MJ regrets that she missed Miss Scarlet’s birthday YESTERDAY and wishes to apologize for this unacceptable oversight.

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We love you, Miss Scarlet!

Visit Miss Scarlet here.

Note: Do you have calligraphy needs? Why not enhance your escort cards, stationery and more with Scarlet Blue Calligraphy? Miss Scarlet can beautify your world with a flick of her nib. Place your order today!

Filthy Friday

Another Friday unfolds at the Infomaniac “Villa of Queens” Old Homosexuals' Haven…

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Mr. Peenee: "Steady on, Norma. It’s not like you haven’t seen that sort of thing before."

The Private Lives of Women

In honour of International Women’s Day, we here at Infomaniac are revealing the private lives of women...at long last!

So tell us, Bitches…what really goes on?

Wenis Wednesday

It’s time for Mistress MJ to return to blogging.

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Cross-Border Shopping

Mistress MJ is on a houseboy mission in La Belle Province and will return in a day or two.

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The Peenee Diaries (Continued)

We catch up with everyone’s fave San Franciscan, Mr. Peenee, as he ponders …WHAT exactly?...

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s LX’s nipple! … “Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer” and "Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ."

Filthy Friday

A reminder that 2012 is The Year of the Arse.

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Celebrate accordingly.

Peenee and Norma

Let’s check in with Peenee and Norma, shall we?

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Whatever are they getting up to?

Let’s zoom in…

I’ve still no idea, have you?

How to Get Follow-Up Comments Notification on Blogger

Mistress MJ goes away for a couple of days and comes back to find the Blogger comment box has changed.

There used to be a box that you could tick to indicate that you wanted to receive email notification of follow-up comments. And now it’s gone!

So I emailed Mr. LX: "Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ," who sorted it out for me.

Do you have a Blogger blog and want your readers to be able to receive follow-up comments notifications?

Then here’s what to do …

To retain the e-mail notification, follow these steps in this order from your Blogger Dashboard:

Blogger > Settings > Comments > Comment Form Placement > Embedded below post

Then remember to click “SAVE SETTINGS” at the bottom!

Instead of a little box to tick, you’ll now see the words “Subscribe by email” under your comments box. Your readers can click on “Subscribe by email” if they want follow-up comments to appear in their email inboxes.

If you have any problems with this, leave a comment for us here on this post. Mr. LX and Mistress MJ are standing by to help. However, after 3:00 p.m. it seems that both Mr. LX and Mistress MJ will be out for the evening. So if you visit here after 3 pm Eastern time, leave a comment anyway and we'll get back to you on Thursday.

Good luck!

UPDATE: HELP YOURSELVES TO A DRINK!

Wenis Wednesday - Butchest Bitch Reminder

A reminder to submit your entry for the butchest thing in your house by the end of February.

That's TODAY, Bitches.

And given that it's a leap year, you had a whole extra day.

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Do NOT make Mistress MJ come over there and get you.

Care and Maintenance

Mistress MJ is having her vulfix serviced and will return in a couple of days.

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And the Oscar Goes To...

It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ will not make it to the end of the Academy Awards presentations without dozing off...

So it's up to you Bitches to comment on the evening's highlights.

The Recto Rotor

The RECTO ROTOR is the only device that reaches the vital spot effectively.

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There’s one for ladies too!...

Cookie’s Truck Stop Tea Room

Do you remember this photo from Thursday’s post that I asked you to caption?

It seems that Mistress MJ missed this post from Mr. Cookie’s Periodically Anachronistic blog …

Mr. Cookie had his way with this photo months ago and did a damn fine job, wouldn’t you agree?

Click here to view his post in its entirety.

Mr. Cookie…not just a pretty penis.

Filthy Friday

Thanks for this Filthy Friday’s submission goes to The Cookie Monster’s handler, aka Mr. Cookie.

Caption This!

Back in the mists of time, (2006-2007) we used to play a little game here on Infomaniac entitled “Caption This!”

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Let’s bring it back!

After all, it is common knowledge that no one comes to Infomaniac for the prose.

They come to see hairy old saggy scrotums, floppy phalluses and THE COMMENTS LEFT BY YOU BITCHES.

So let’s get started with the image above which is just BEGGING for you Bitches to get your hands on it with either a caption or a description.

Go on and give it a shot!