Installing Windows

Mistress MJ is installing your kitchen window view photos.

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Thanks to everyone who participated.

Come back soon to peek through everyone's windows!

Filthy Friday

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Tell Mistress MJ the truth.

You've been missing this sort of thing the last few days, haven't you?

Kitchen Window Cutie

Enjoy the view while you can, Bitches, for tomorrow is Filthy Friday.

Quote of the Day from TB: “For some reason I don't miss a saggy, old man with pubes like a motheaten shag rug. If I wanted to look at that I'd get a hand mirror.”

(Photo cropped at mid-buttock to prevent Thombeau from licking, Kelly Red from spanking, and Cookie from butt-munching.)

Deadline for kitchen window submissions: Friday, September 16th.

Details here.

Window Licking Wednesday

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Please refrain from licking the windows.

Deadline for kitchen window submissions: Friday, September 16th.

Details here.

Cum To My Window

How are you Bitches coming along with your kitchen window view assignment?

Deadline: Friday, September 16th.

Details here.

Lookin’ Out My Back Door

While we’re waiting for everyone to complete their kitchen window view assignment, let’s sneak a peek through Mistress MJ’s kitchen window and back door…

♫ Look at all the happy creatures dancin’ on the lawn♫ …

Oh sure, it all looks idyllic until they both spot a nut on the ground …

Who will win?...

For the answer, note the bulging cheek pouches!…

Mistress MJ can’t compete with the cute overload over at Normadesmond's but she has a baby of her own to show you…

Well, now you Bitches have seen my happy place.

And don’t we all need a happy place?

The deadline for YOUR kitchen window views is Friday, September 16th. Details here.

♫ Doo, doo, doo, lookin’out my back door♫ ...

Look Through Any Window

Look through any window.

Well, preferably your kitchen window.

Now aim your camera at the view outdoors and take a photograph.

If you don’t have a window in your kitchen, you can still participate in this event.

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it (and you will accept it, Bitches) is to photograph the view from your kitchen window.

Lest you feel uncomfortable showing us the entire scene from your window for privacy reasons, a portion of the view will do, no matter how small.

If you don’t have a kitchen window, choose any other window in your house…just let us know which room you’re looking out from.

Email your kitchen window view to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile,) and do so before the deadline of Friday, September 16th. That gives you Bitches more than a week to get your collective arses in gear.



Note: A little background on this assignment for you, Bitches.

It all started back in 2008 with a post by Mr. Frobisher (who is currently too busy performing as a drag “artiste” to blog) when he latched onto a "view from your kitchen window" meme. You can see Mr. Frobisher’s kitchen window post here.

Recently, our witchy friend Inexplicable DeVice picked up the meme and posted the view from his kitchen window, as seen here.

Now it’s YOUR turn, Bitches!

UPDATE: Feel free to include a little blurb about your window view too, if you wish!

Happy Birthday, Thombeau!

Looks like Thom’s been using Normadesmond’s Velva Cream to maintain that youthful glow!

[via TJB of Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist]

There are not enough superlatives to describe Thombeau and how much I adore him.

So let’s allow Thom to describe himself…

“Yes, I am the legendary Thombeau, a mystery wrapped in an enigma and smothered in secret sauce. So it is written, so it shall be. World without end. Amen.”

Back to School, Bitches!

Welcome back to The Mistress's School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches.

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Your homework will be assigned to you later this week.

It involves your kitchen windows.

Or, for those of you without a kitchen window, such as LX and Mr. Peenee, (pictured above) any other window in your house.

Have your cameras ready.

He Came inThrough the Kitchen Window

Mistress MJ is conducting an informal poll (all will be revealed later.)

How many of you Bitches have a kitchen window?

Coming Soon

We will resume our regularly scheduled programming shortly.

Filthy Friday

(Click pic to biggify)
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Endless Summer

September?

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Mistress MJ is not ready for September and declares an endless summer to all of you…particularly the Brits who have not enjoyed a proper sunny summer.

And a big FECK THE FECK OFF to stores displaying Christmas merchandise in August and the Canadian television station who showcased a certain chanteuse’s new Christmas CD (no, not Celine Dion) on their morning news programme.

Mistress MJ is in a mood, Bitches.

Changed Man Bikini

The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent.

Only $36.00! Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Honk if You Love Wenis Wednesdays!

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Test Post

Please stand by.

This is just a test.

Norma's Babies

Stop what you're doing and visit Norma's babies!

As you scroll down the page, prepare yourself for cute overload!!!

(With the exception of Zsa Zsa, of course.)

Twat Tuesday

As you can see, I still have my feet up…

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Beast would call me a “lazy baggage” but I like to think of it as recharging my batteries.

So I’m asking you to do the work on this blog AGAIN.

Tell me what’s new in your world.

And don’t worry…despite my lassitude, there will be a Wenis Wednesday.

It's All About YOU

It’s no secret that this blog is all about you, Bitches, but there are times when Mistress MJ needs to kick back and let you do some of the work around here…

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With that in mind, here’s your assignment over the next couple of days…

In the comments box, tell us a little about yourself, where you’re located, and what your blog is all about.

Mistress MJ’s secretary will be taking copious notes and filing them away for a future post.

You don’t need to know anything more about this for now.

Just DO it, Bitches!

Farewell, Jack

Once in a blue moon, a politician comes along who lights up a nation.

That bright light was Canada’s Opposition Leader, Jack Layton who died on Monday, August 22nd.

Canadian citizens of ALL political persuasions have been mourning his loss AND celebrating his life over the past week.

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Jack's legacy included action against homelessness, protecting the environment, social equality, gay and lesbian rights, HIV/AIDS awareness, the White Ribbon campaign to end violence against women…and so much more.

Committed to lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans-identified (LGBT) issues, Jack appeared in Gay Pride parades long before it was fashionable for politicians to do so…

Jack played an instrumental role in legalizing same-sex marriage in Canada in 2005. A brief timeline of Layton’s contributions to the fight for gay and lesbian rights can be found here.

Jack wrote the following words as part of a farewell letter to Canadians…

My friends, love is better than anger.
Hope is better than fear.
Optimism is better than despair.
So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic.
And we’ll change the world.

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