Quote of the Day from TB: “For some reason I don't miss a saggy, old man with pubes like a motheaten shag rug. If I wanted to look at that I'd get a hand mirror.”
Deadline for kitchen window submissions: Friday, September 16th.
Details here.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Kitchen Window Cutie
Enjoy the view while you can, Bitches, for tomorrow is Filthy Friday.
Quote of the Day from TB: “For some reason I don't miss a saggy, old man with pubes like a motheaten shag rug. If I wanted to look at that I'd get a hand mirror.”
(Photo cropped at mid-buttock to prevent Thombeau from licking, Kelly Red from spanking, and Cookie from butt-munching.)
Deadline for kitchen window submissions: Friday, September 16th.
Details here.
Quote of the Day from TB: “For some reason I don't miss a saggy, old man with pubes like a motheaten shag rug. If I wanted to look at that I'd get a hand mirror.”
Deadline for kitchen window submissions: Friday, September 16th.
Details here.
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Yay first!
ReplyDeleteI think that apron needs re fitting
Who's been spilling the cooking oil?
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: Yay first!
ReplyDeleteI think that apron needs re fitting
Thankfully, you’re Infomaniac’s official seamstress!
NURSEMYRA: Who's been spilling the cooking oil?
He’s hoping to make the team in Turkey’s national sport.
Mmmmmmm! Me love turkey
ReplyDelete*drooling as I sit up straighter trying to look down & see more butt*
ReplyDeleteOh, Hai Jon!!
Oh, Hai Princess!
ReplyDeletehehe i was drooling so much I almost missed babe!!
...better when cooked with breast upside down...
ReplyDeleteOh Hai CJ and Pricess!
That second pix is an outtake from Risky Business, isn't it?
ReplyDeletei see someone's gotten into the crisco.
ReplyDeleteDEEP BLUE & COREYJO: Are we having fun yet?
ReplyDeleteLX: That second pix is an outtake from Risky Business, isn't it?
The porno version, perhaps.
NORMADESMOND: i see someone's gotten into the crisco.
Yay! Crisco Party!
...then flip for last hour to brown...
ReplyDeleteHai Mistress! Hai everyone!
I don't think that the rest of us should be denied because of Thombeau, Kelly Red, and Cookie. After all they would only be damaging their own screens. The rest of us have been good; we deserved crotch shots of handsome, hunky, hung guys. Of course if you bring out the Vodka fountain our behavior might change.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I could give the bird a rub with some of that Crisco...
ReplyDeleteTB: I don't think that the rest of us should be denied because of Thombeau, Kelly Red, and Cookie. After all they would only be damaging their own screens. The rest of us have been good; we deserved crotch shots of handsome, hunky, hung guys. Of course if you bring out the Vodka fountain our behavior might change.
ReplyDeleteDon’t make me send you to the oubliette.
DEEP BLUE: Maybe I could give the bird a rub with some of that Crisco...
That would be dinde-y, er, dandy.
Geddit? DINDE-y?
Neck down: oh HELL yes.
ReplyDeleteNeck up? *crickets chirping, sounds of lobotomies being performed in the distance*
And he's already had some kind of mishap with the vegetable shortening, poor lad.
BRING BACK BOY #1.
NATIONS: Neck down: oh HELL yes.
ReplyDeleteNeck up? *crickets chirping, sounds of lobotomies being performed in the distance*
And he's already had some kind of mishap with the vegetable shortening, poor lad.
BRING BACK BOY #1.
Who is boy #1?
And are you saying you wouldn’t let him knead your bread?
Men doing the dishes?! Did you get these shots out of that book "Porn for Women"? And photo #1 looks underage, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with the law.
ReplyDeleteKELLY RED: Men doing the dishes?! Did you get these shots out of that book "Porn for Women"? And photo #1 looks underage, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with the law.
ReplyDeleteActually, I purchased him online from “Twinks ‘R’ Us.”
I have 14 days to decide whether or not I want to keep him.
Well, my dear Mistress, you don't need to rub the stuffing in my face, you know!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, you must know that "stuffing" in french is said "farce" and that "farce" also means a joke.
So now, when one of you bitches is stuffing their turkey and the poor thing squeals too loud, you only have to say "Well, Honey, it's just a JOKE!"
Nothing has ever prevented me from licking. Well, except perhaps a pussy.
ReplyDeleteHe can cook my buns any day, any time. I've missed this wonderous and odd place so I'm back. Hope all is well in Vodka-land!
ReplyDeleteXOXOXO
DEEP BLUE: Well, my dear Mistress, you don't need to rub the stuffing in my face, you know!!
ReplyDeleteBTW, you must know that "stuffing" in french is said "farce" and that "farce" also means a joke.
So now, when one of you bitches is stuffing their turkey and the poor thing squeals too loud, you only have to say "Well, Honey, it's just a JOKE!"
Sans blague!
THOMBEAU: Nothing has ever prevented me from licking. Well, except perhaps a pussy.
I’m sure you’d rather put pork on your fork than poon in your spoon.
RANDOM CHICK: He can cook my buns any day, any time. I've missed this wonderous and odd place so I'm back. Hope all is well in Vodka-land!
Hurry up and submit your kitchen window view pic!
Complying with the Mistresses request here has forced Miss J to confront how exceedingly dull her day to day life is. Or at least how dull her views are.
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: Complying with the Mistresses request here has forced Miss J to confront how exceedingly dull her day to day life is. Or at least how dull her views are.
ReplyDeleteAll that was required by Mistress MJ was to submit a photo of your view so that we may publish it here on Infomaniac soon.
But Miss J has gone beyond the call of duty by actually following the original meme as laid down by Mr. Frobisher, and doing a POST about her view.
Mistress MJ covets your lady head vases, by the way.