Monday, September 12, 2011

Lookin’ Out My Back Door

While we’re waiting for everyone to complete their kitchen window view assignment, let’s sneak a peek through Mistress MJ’s kitchen window and back door…


Look at all the happy creatures dancin’ on the lawn♫ …


Oh sure, it all looks idyllic until they both spot a nut on the ground …


Who will win?...


For the answer, note the bulging cheek pouches!…


Mistress MJ can’t compete with the cute overload over at Normadesmond's but she has a baby of her own to show you…


Well, now you Bitches have seen my happy place.

And don’t we all need a happy place?

The deadline for YOUR kitchen window views is Friday, September 16th. Details here.

Doo, doo, doo, lookin’out my back door♫ ...

32 comments:

  1. My father wanted to name me "Chip", because I looked like a chipmunk.... Either way I was destined to be GAY!

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  2. He could have also chosen Alvin, Simon or Theodore.

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  3. RODENTS CARRY DISEASE, PEOPLE.

    They just trick you with the whole cuteness thing and then it's right for your throat. Whole pioneer families dissappeared on the great Plains like this. It was 'aw, Maw, lookit them cute lil' ol' bunny rabbits jist a lookin so adorable!' and then CARNAGE, PEOPLE.
    CARNAGE.

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  4. NORMADESMOND: bunnies and chippies oh my.

    But wait! There’s more!

    I didn’t include all the other critters…squirrels, birds, etc.

    NATIONS: RODENTS CARRY DISEASE, PEOPLE.
    They just trick you with the whole cuteness thing and then it's right for your throat. Whole pioneer families dissappeared on the great Plains like this. It was 'aw, Maw, lookit them cute lil' ol' bunny rabbits jist a lookin so adorable!' and then CARNAGE, PEOPLE.
    CARNAGE.


    It’s just a harmless little bunny.

    NATIONS: CARNAGE.

    We heard you the first time.

    WALLY: Still GAY!!

    Keep checking in just in case it’s a phase.

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  5. Oh the things you must see lookin' out your back door...

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  6. AYEM8Y: Oh the things you must see lookin' out your back door...

    Your back door should have a cam attached.

    Talk about seeing action!

    SCARLET: Nut wars!

    Oh, really?

    WALLY: gay

    Lower case gay or all upper case?

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  7. Own up! You threw that nut, didn't you?

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  8. AAWW... cutest future lovers EVER!

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  9. I look the same way after each meal I eat.

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  10. Oh, if only my back door could talk, or if more people spoke squelch, the stories it could tell! Once, I put a squirrel back there. Little bugger played dead 'till I stopped look'n, then went right for my Goddamn NUTS!!

    Rafa

    Note to Wally, I'm not just gay, but HOMO ERECTUS!!

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  11. MISS JANEY: AAWW... cutest future lovers EVER!

    It’s truly a happy place, Miss J.

    THOMBEAU: omg that is too much!!

    It gets CUTER, Thom!

    Baby bunny and chipmunk were nose-to-nose earlier this evening.

    *faints*

    BOXER: I look the same way after each meal I eat.

    Remember to chew!

    RAFA: Oh, if only my back door could talk, or if more people spoke squelch, the stories it could tell! Once, I put a squirrel back there. Little bugger played dead 'till I stopped look'n, then went right for my Goddamn NUTS!!
    Rafa
    Note to Wally, I'm not just gay, but HOMO ERECTUS!!


    It’s only a matter of minutes now until Wally returns to check in with us.

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  12. Am I on the right blog?

    This is where I visit to see pictures of nekkid owld poofs in bondage gear....and now there are frolicking bunnies and chipmunks.

    Hmmm...

    Mistress...you're not feeling broody are you?

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  13. I'm back, bish, with a hoodrat Mississippi vengeance.

    http://southernbitsofmadness.blogspot.com/


    Awaiting

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  14. wabbiths and sthqirrelth, how cute! Are you moonlighting ath Sthnow White?

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  15. I was expecting to see Moose & Squirrel in The Mistress' back yard!

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  16. MANDA: Bunnies! Love em.

    Loookkkkk!!!

    ROSES: Am I on the right blog?
    This is where I visit to see pictures of nekkid owld poofs in bondage gear....and now there are frolicking bunnies and chipmunks.
    Hmmm...
    Mistress...you're not feeling broody are you?


    Broody? Never! Take my uterus…please.

    D (Awaiting): I'm back, bish, with a hoodrat Mississippi vengeance.
    http://southernbitsofmadness.blogspot.com/
    Awaiting


    You said you were back around a YEAR ago.

    Are you planning to make a comeback once a year?

    PRINCESS: wabbiths and sthqirrelth, how cute! Are you moonlighting ath Sthnow White?

    I should very much like to moonlight as Sleeping Beauty and finally get a good night’s sleep.

    LX: I was expecting to see Moose & Squirrel in The Mistress' back yard!

    I’m keeping my camera handy because apparently there’s a moose on the loose in my neighbourhood!!!

    p.s. Why are you last instead of first, LX?

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  17. Sigh.

    I think it's time to post something new.

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  18. Those little woodland creatures are they your friends?

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  19. "Why are you last instead of first, LX?"

    My last post is a clue...

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  20. MITZI: Those little woodland creatures are they your friends?

    They are indeed.

    These little critters truly make me happy.

    LX: "Why are you last instead of first, LX?"
    My last post is a clue...


    How did I miss that post?!

    MAGO: May I pet your pelage, MJ?

    Be gentle.

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