At least he's tidy!
Love is like an itch that I'm trying to scratch....
*GASP* It's old man Withers from the haunted amusement park! *hides behind Thelma*
It looks as if his genitals are having a heart attack. I am older but mine haven't turned purple; is that just one more unwanted sign of ageing?
what LX said.Happy Friday! Filthy or not.
"Extra bristles for those hard to reach spots"
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It's always important to brush between meals.
Try explaining that to the triage nurse in your local Accident and Emergency.Shame the only teeth he has are on the brush.
I wounder what he does with his comb?Sx
Is it a "Cocks comb" Miss Scarlet?Isn't dementia a wonderful thing... All I said was "use the brush Grandpa... that will be the Vicar for tea... tidy up a little while I get the door". Imagine the Vicar's surprise as we went in to make introductions...
...only to find the Vicar "tidy up-ing" Grandpa with his whiskers!"Tidy up"... sounds like "giddy up"! I so much love Infomaniac... I'm learning so many cute little words!Have a great Labour Day weekend, my dear Mistress!HugsJon
Herman Biedermeier, 82, passed on to Glory yesterday after suffering a stroke.
Ah...but does it tickle his fancy?
A little Preperation H lubricant would be so much better...
Care attendants just hate walking in on this kind of thing at the home. Really it puts people off their pudding.
boar bristles?
My My My what a nice penis great great grand pappy has...Everyone knows brushing your hair one hundred times makes it shiny and lustrous.
Bristle my brussel'd sprout, I do love a tidy house!!!Now that he's all freshen'd up, all I need is some LUBE!!Rafa
Ewww! You haven't changed much, I see.
He's brushing up on his punjabi?
Purple as a pansy
Who needs to wax when a bouffant will suffice... or somesuch...Anyhow, I think he will be pulling on his Rigby & Pellers cos it's the weekend now!Sx
At least he's tidy!
ReplyDeleteLove is like an itch that I'm trying to scratch....
ReplyDelete*GASP* It's old man Withers from the haunted amusement park! *hides behind Thelma*
ReplyDeleteIt looks as if his genitals are having a heart attack. I am older but mine haven't turned purple; is that just one more unwanted sign of ageing?
ReplyDeletewhat LX said.
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday! Filthy or not.
"Extra bristles for those hard to reach spots"
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteIt's always important to brush between meals.
ReplyDeleteTry explaining that to the triage nurse in your local Accident and Emergency.
ReplyDeleteShame the only teeth he has are on the brush.
I wounder what he does with his comb?
ReplyDeleteSx
Is it a "Cocks comb" Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeleteIsn't dementia a wonderful thing... All I said was "use the brush Grandpa... that will be the Vicar for tea... tidy up a little while I get the door". Imagine the Vicar's surprise as we went in to make introductions...
...only to find the Vicar "tidy up-ing" Grandpa with his whiskers!
ReplyDelete"Tidy up"... sounds like "giddy up"! I so much love Infomaniac... I'm learning so many cute little words!
Have a great Labour Day weekend, my dear Mistress!
Hugs
Jon
Herman Biedermeier, 82, passed on to Glory yesterday after suffering a stroke.
ReplyDeleteAh...but does it tickle his fancy?
ReplyDeleteA little Preperation H lubricant would be so much better...
ReplyDeleteCare attendants just hate walking in on this kind of thing at the home. Really it puts people off their pudding.
ReplyDeleteboar bristles?
ReplyDeleteMy My My what a nice penis great great grand pappy has...
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows brushing your hair one hundred times makes it shiny and lustrous.
Bristle my brussel'd sprout, I do love a tidy house!!!
ReplyDeleteNow that he's all freshen'd up, all I need is some LUBE!!
Rafa
Ewww! You haven't changed much, I see.
ReplyDeleteHe's brushing up on his punjabi?
ReplyDeletePurple as a pansy
ReplyDeleteWho needs to wax when a bouffant will suffice... or somesuch...
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, I think he will be pulling on his Rigby & Pellers cos it's the weekend now!
Sx