Filthy Friday on Thursday

As you know, Fridays here at Infomaniac are Filthy Fridays.

However, due to a special event tomorrow, we're posting Filthy Friday early...on Thursday.

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Enjoy, bitches.

And do not disturb Mistress MJ as she is working on tomorrow's extravaganza.

Button Polishing

Mistress MJ awoke to find this in her inbox…

Thanks, Thom.

And if you haven’t already visited the amazing Chateau Thombeau, hike up your petticoats and scuttle over there now!

Cycling for KAZ

Rog is cycling 175 miles across the Pennines (on The Way of the Roses) in England to raise money for Ovarian Cancer Action in memory of our KAZ.

If you want to make a donation, click here.

And raise a glass to KAZ!

Gay Boy

This month’s Infomaniac Book Club selection…

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Read it and write a book report OR tell us what strange and anguished desires drove you down the road to homosexual experience to be known as a GAY BOY!

Wenis Wednesday

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Back in Business

Regular posting begins again tomorrow, bitches.

Mistress MJ will also attempt to come ‘round and visit you all.

Stay tuned tomorrow for Wenis Wednesday.

See you then.

Fun and Games

Are you at loose ends waiting for Mistress MJ to return?

Tired of the same old same old?

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Then head on over to Ask the Cool Cookie’s place where you can write a personal ad for this guy or play I Spy: Gay Things where you look at a picture and try to find as many gay things as you can.

Fun for the whole family!

While You Are Waiting

While you’re waiting for Infomaniac to return to our regularly scheduled programming, please be advised that Mistress MJ is test-driving applicants to form the new MistressMobile…

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Preference will be given to those with strong backs and long legs.

World Naked Gardening Day

Saturday, May 14 is World Naked Gardening Day.

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We here at Infomaniac have not celebrated World Naked Gardening Day since 2008 so it’s high time you all get out there with your hoes and get your hands dirty.

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Of course, World Naked Gardening Day wouldn’t be complete without an appearance by our favourite naked gardener…

That’s right… it's AyeM8y...Mr. Nude Infomaniac!!!

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Wouldn’t you want him to trim your hedges?

Now go forth and propagate, Bitches!

Note: Mistress MJ is still engaged in busyness and cannot reply to your comments nor visit your blogs. Rest assured, she misses you and hopes to return SOON. She hopes this little foray into the garden will tide you over in the meantime.

AWOL

Mistress MJ regrets that she is unable to engage with her Bitches until at least Sunday and even then, no promises.

Harper’s Bazaar, 1939.
Photo by Herbert Matter
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A combination of work business, appointments at far-flung regions of the city, visitors from Montreal, etc., are keeping her from her blogging duties.

And did I mention the migraine that kept me confined to my boudoir for several hours?

Although I won’t be able to respond personally to your comments, please tell me what’s new in your world.

Time Out

Mistress MJ is putting her feet up for a couple of days…

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See you soon and thanks again for participating in our Gorgeous Gams Competition!

Winners of the Gorgeous Gams Competition

Find out today if YOUR legs measured up!!!

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Our Gorgeous Gams Competition was divided into five categories:

Shapeliest legs
Hairiest legs
Most Creative Leg Coverings
Funniest Pose
Sexiest Legs

So let’s see who got a “leg up” on the competition, shall we?

Shapliest Legs Winners:

It’s a tie between MITZI…

And MR.PEENEE…

And the runner-up for Shapeliest Legs? WALLY.



Hairiest Legs Winner: NORMADESMOND…

And the runner-up for Hairiest Legs? XL’s cat RJ.
That’s right. Norma is hairier than a Siamese cat and a dog.

What they’re saying about NORMA:

- I could do some serious Macrame with that leg hair, darling.

- Best in Show.



Most Creative Leg Coverings: MISS SCARLET…

And the runner-up for Most Creative Leg Coverings? WALLY.

What they’re saying about MISS SCARLET:

- Miss Scarlet gets the “Most like Marilyn Monroe Honorable Mention”



Funniest Pose: PRINCESS…

And the runner-up for Funniest Pose? NURSEMYRA.

What they’re saying about PRINCESS:

- Why can't I get the image of Princess using that disco ball like the Asian woman did with the ping pong ball in Priscilla?

- Best Down Under.



Sexiest Legs: MITZI...

And the runner-up for Sexiest Legs? MICHAEL GUY.

What they’re saying about MITZI:

- I'd lick chocolate from those legs any day!
- I think I'm in love.
- JEALOUS.


BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, BITCHES!

Seems you had more categories in mind and here’s what you had to say...

Most artistic shot - Mago, a little sunlight, a little black & white film, a little north europe angst, a little wine, a little spongecake...

Most elegant toes - Mr Mags (Mago).

Best use of a disco ball - Michael Guy and Princess [joint winners].

Most British - Mr Devine.

Best languishing pose - kabuki Zero.

Most Bewitching: IDV

Most hot - Mr Peenee.

Glitteriest: Michael Guy

Most Inscrutable: Kabuki

Most heart tugging: Mr. Peenee; I love what memories must associate to that good time photo.

Most Betty Grable-ly: WALLY!


A HUGE thanks to all the Infomaniac Bitches who literally bent over backwards to photograph their lovely legs for us.

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Together we shall form the best cancan line in the blogosphere!

Spring into Saturday

Mistress MJ will be out enjoying what promises to be a sunny Spring day...

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Don't worry...she hasn't forgotten the Gorgeous Gams Competition.

Filthy Friday – Cinco de Mayo Edition

While you’re waiting for the results of our Gorgeous Gams Competition (and for any latecomers to vote for their choices,) enjoy a little taste of Mexico…

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Cinco de Mayo
Oh me oh MY oh!

Gorgeous Gams –Voting Day!

So many lovely legs on display in our Gorgeous Gams Competition!

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And now it's time to vote! (Anyone may vote regardless of whether or not you submitted a photo of your legs.)

RULES:

You may vote on any or all of the following categories:

Shapliest legs

Hairest legs

Most Creative Leg Coverings

Funniest Pose

Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')

Vote for as many Infomaniac Bitches as you wish.

Each Infomaniac Bitch is eligible for any or all of the categories.

Remember to read the blurb under each photograph.

Note: Some of the photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.

Are you ready to vote?

Let's go!

MICHAEL GUY...

That glint on my toenail is not PhotoShopped! It's my clear coat pedicure!


MR. PEENEE...

mrpeenee and his R Man seen gaily laffing it up at some long gone Southern Decadence bacchanal in New Orleans. Buttchops courtesy of sling back, tee-strap, three inch heels.


NORMADESMOND...

you want a blurb? gee, you certainly want a lot.
the only blurb i can offer is that i felt so guilty about not sending something, i sent you this.


KABUKI ZERO...

Occasionally kabuki's inner princess comes out to play. Being gay allows me to enjoy my feminine and masculine sides simultaneously.


MISS SCARLET...

Here is my entry for the Gorgeous Gams competition in the category of 'Most creative leg coverings'. I fully expect to be disqualified.... but I tried, and I got through half a bottle of bubble bath... which was fun.


MITZI...

She's got legs and she knows how to use them!
My lallies haven't seen the sun for nearly six months, they're all white and pasty looking so here's one from the archive, taken about 2 years ago on Maspolomas Beach. Yes I do go topless on the beach, the brazen hussy that I am.

Mitzi's Legs Facts:

1 Mitzi exercises her legs everyday using a broom handle.
2 Mitzi's had several leg-laces from leg fanciers in her time.
3 Mitzi likes to have the hairs on her legs to be individually plucked out using tweezers, she finds it so relaxing.
4 When Mitzi lived at home (her parents) she would cover her legs in chocolate and let the dog lick it off.
5 In her youth, her inner thighs were so fat they would rub together and cause chaffing.


PRINCESS...

I do hope you are all wearing your sunglasses Dhaaarlings. Prepare to be dazzled by “Princess’ Pins”
They are all my own work Dhaaarlings... and with 48 years of utter neglect... you too can have pins like these... the bonus is that they’re still managing to stop my arse from hitting the pavement after all these years...
Who would have thunk???


NURSEMYRA...

Syncopated Eyeball took this photo of me when we were fooling around with the camera one afternoon. My darling recently deceased Burmese cat Pablo was unimpressed.


XL's CAT "RJ"...

RJ: Please excuse the photo quality. We're "all thumbs" when it comes to cameras! Get it? HAHAHA!!!

XL'S CAT "LOLA"...

Lola: We're "all in" for the Gorgeous Gams Competition. Hairiest Legs Division, s'il vous plaît, as that is so tres tres Français. Get it? HAHAHA!!!



WALLY...

"These are the girls, Peter & Paul.....
Mary wasn't up for a photo-op, but we all know how he can be....
Peter, Paul and I like to call Mary, "Richard", most of the time".



BOXER'S DOG "COCO"...

Be kind to Coco, she's a little sensitive about her short legs.



MAGO...

I think that very often the simplest way doing things is the most elegant (not always!), so after much twisting and shouting the simple look from above on my left leg is it - accepting the inelegance of the toes.



INEXPLICABLE DEVICE (IVD)...

May I present you with my legs, accessorised with the very latest of Mooms - A 'must have' this season for taking attention away from skinny legs. As you can see, the Moom is reluctant to be a party to such hideousness, and very nearly escaped my clutches!
Note from Mistress MJ: "Moom" is the name of IVD's dog. In this case, we are voting for IVD's legs, not Moom's legs.
Oh, and one more thing...this photo doesn't do justice to the length of IVD's legs...try clicking here for a better idea.

That’s it, bitches!

Deadline for voting is Thursday, May 5 at 8:00 PM EDT.

UPDATE: DEADLINE IS EXTENDED OVERNIGHT.

Coming Soon

The Gorgeous Gams Competition photographs will be posted on Wednesday night or Thursday morning.

Click to enlarge...

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Mistress MJ is busy in the meantime so please find ways to amuse yourselves.

You could start by purchasing new shoes if the photo above is any indication of what’s to come.

p.s. If you're reading this on Tuesday night, you still have time to enter the contest.

Dance Intermission

Whilst Mistress MJ awaits your photo submissions to our Gorgeous Gams Competition, she encourages you to dance!

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