The Return of Charles and Camilla

Charles and Camilla have returned to Canada.




Look away now if you're bored...

Fancy a Fag?

You Bitches know how much Mistress MJ enjoys smoking accoutrements (but not smoking). Well look what Norma found!...



An automatic fag vendor!

Actors can do other things besides act. Lew Cody, for instance, blossomed out as a full-fledged inventor when he applied for a patent on an ingenious cigarette vender patterned after a movie camera. One turn of the handle on the camera and a cigarette is ejected from the lens barrel, as demonstrated in the photo.

Get Fit Fast

Melt those pounds away at the Infomaniac Gymnasium!

Try our newest line of equipment...


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See our Norma (below) for a demonstration...


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Blessed are the Bakers

Today we celebrate the Feast Day of Saint Honoré, the patron saint of bakers. Aujourd'hui c'est la Saint Honoré, le saint patron des boulangers.


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Is that a baguette in your basket or are you just happy to see me?


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As it says here, "If anyone needed a patron saint in the Middle Ages, it was the bakers. As Phyllis Magida points out in Eating, Drinking, and Thinking, bakers suffered "bakers' asthma" from inhaling flour dust, "bakers' knee" from nearly eighteen hours-a-day bending and lifting, and "bakers' eczema" - an infectious skin disease caused by the clogging of their skin pores by the flour. Bakers who were convicted of short-changing customers or using bad grain were subject to the "bakers' gallows, a terrible contraption by which the baker was hoisted in a basket and dropped 40 feet into a pool of mud usually resulting in multiple fractures."

And you Bitches thought the Oubliette was torture.

In France, St. Honoré's feast day is celebrated with a week-long festival of bread, "la Fête du Pain."

We here at Infomaniac wish to honor this occasion with... wait for it...



Do NOT click here.

Indisposed

Mistress MJ continues to be indisposed.



It is possible she may require medical intervention.

Sending You to Muscato Land

Mistress MJ is under the weather and must spend the day with her head in traction.


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Since there's nothing to see here, we suggest you visit Muscato and wish him a happy birthday.

International Nurses Day

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Today is International Nurses Day. In fact, we employ several nurses here at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

So remember...


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Do Us All A Favour

If you are a parent or if you know someone who is a parent, do us all a favour and teach your kids some manners.



And furthermore, if the little bastards are running around screaming and shouting in a store, get them the hell out of there.

Oh, and happy Mother's Day.

Bottoms Up, Bitches!

Cheers! Santé! Prosit! Sláinte! Cin Cin! Skål!


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No matter what you say when you raise your glass or where you come from, here's to the weekend, Bitches!

To The Games Room!

Enjoy your weekend in the Infomaniac Games Room...


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Public Service Announcement #28

A man was reportedly doing naked push-ups right before a vehicle struck and killed him in Portland, Oregon on Sunday.



Police officers responded after receiving a call about a man running naked in traffic. They received other calls reporting that the man was doing push-ups in the roadway and was struck by a vehicle. He died at the scene.

Let this be a reminder to you not to play in the middle of the road. Instead, we invite you to use the Infomaniac Gymnasium.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Public Service Announcement #27

Please do not drive distracted.

In other words, no phoning, texting or checking your emails...

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No applying makeup or curling your eyelashes...

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And no obstructing the steering wheel...


♫Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel♫

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Donuts! Donuts! Donuts!

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Back in the day, when I lived in this neighbourhood, gentrification had not yet arrived and it was known "as a neighbourhood rife with poverty, crime, drugs, homelessness, and large numbers of people living with mental illness."

The only donut shop was a chain called "Country Style Donuts." The shop was completely lacking in ambience unless you consider hard orange plastic seats and harsh florescent lighting the ultimate in décor.

Mistress Maddie has informed me via her post here, that the neighourhood has a new donut shop. Can you guess what it's called?....



The donuts, although more expensive than the usual chain shops ($30 for a dozen donuts!) are made from scratch and the place is getting rave reviews. Not exactly the druggie's donut shop of choice anymore.

Last time I checked, the old "Country Style Donuts" had been made over into an upscale cafe but maybe it's a condo development now. The fleabag flophouse hotel across the street is now a trendy urban hotspot for the artsy crowd. They made a documentary about it. So yes, the neighbourhood has changed but you can now get a decent donut.


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I don't know whether this post is about donuts or gentrification. Or glory holes. I'll leave that up to you, Bitches.

Reading Week - Books Edition

As Reading Week draws to a close here on Infomaniac, we'd like to know what you're reading, what you've recently read and can recommend, and what you're looking forward to reading.


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Reading Week - Magazine Edition

As Reading Week continues here on Infomaniac, we want to know which magazines you enjoy reading.


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And where do you pick up your magazines?


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At a newsstand or bookstore? Library? Doctor's office? Or do you use a digital subscription service such as Newsstand, Next Issue or Zinio?

Put that magazine down for a minute and tell us, Bitches.


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Reading Week - Newspaper Edtion

Do you read the newspaper?


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If so, which one(s)?



And where do you get your newspaper? At a newsstand? Home delivery? Online?


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Do you read it from cover to cover or just certain sections?


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Tell us all about your newspaper reading habits, Bitches.

Reading Week

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It's Reading Week here on Infomaniac.

To begin, we'd like to know where you like to read.

In the bath?


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In bed?


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Or some place else?

Tell us where you like to read, Bitches.

The Infomaniac Bowl-A-Way

I've been trying to keep this a secret until the grand opening but motor-mouth Norma blabbed about it.

Welcome to The Infomaniac Bowl-A-Way!


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We here at Infomaniac strive to make your leisure time, quality time. That's why we've created these special leisure lanes for your enjoyment.

Bring your friends!

Glitter and Be Gay!

Memo of the Day...
Glitter and be gay! It's Saturday!


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♫I Don't Pop My Cork for Every Guy I See♫

You've had your champagne... now let's move on to the hard stuff.

Click pic to biggify...

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Pop your corks, Bitches! It's the weekend!