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Thursday, March 14, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Habemus Papam!
When we last left Mr. Peenee, he was sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden awaiting the white plume of smoke to curl up from the Sistine Chapel to announce...
Habemus Papam! We have a new pope!
And the crowd goes wild!!! HALLELUJAH! Cheering by the masses and then silence as Pope Peenee addresses the faithful.
Pope Peenee announces, "Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!"
Note: This message has been approved by the Sistine Chapel seagull...
Habemus Papam! We have a new pope!
And the crowd goes wild!!! HALLELUJAH! Cheering by the masses and then silence as Pope Peenee addresses the faithful.
Pope Peenee announces, "Get down on your knees and kiss my ring, Bitches!"
Note: This message has been approved by the Sistine Chapel seagull...
Seagull Upstages Mr. Peenee
A seagull perched on the chimney of the Sistine Chapel has upstaged Mr. Peenee.
Ikea monkey not amused.
Ikea monkey not amused.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Smoke Signals
Will Mr. Peenee be the next pope?
As we keep Vatican vigil here at Infomaniac, we regret to inform you that black smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel today, signaling an inconclusive first vote in the conclave to elect a new pope.
Meanwhile, a cool and collected Mr. Peenee sits sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden, awaiting the decision...
We're counting on you, Bitches, to elect Peenee as Pope.
Listen up to what Mr. Peenee himself has to say,....
"Here's the deal, just call the cardinal in your district or region or patch or whatever they call it and tell him if doesn't vote for me, you're going to have to convert to Mormonism. Or some other voodoo, doesn't really matter. Don't worry if you're not Catholic, they don't know. It's not like they're Costco and going to ask for you member card."
Will Mr. Peenee be the next pontiff?
Infomaniac will be there to keep you informed and abreast of the situation.
In the meantime, we all await that special little POOF of smoke.
As we keep Vatican vigil here at Infomaniac, we regret to inform you that black smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel today, signaling an inconclusive first vote in the conclave to elect a new pope.
Meanwhile, a cool and collected Mr. Peenee sits sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden, awaiting the decision...
We're counting on you, Bitches, to elect Peenee as Pope.
Listen up to what Mr. Peenee himself has to say,....
"Here's the deal, just call the cardinal in your district or region or patch or whatever they call it and tell him if doesn't vote for me, you're going to have to convert to Mormonism. Or some other voodoo, doesn't really matter. Don't worry if you're not Catholic, they don't know. It's not like they're Costco and going to ask for you member card."
Will Mr. Peenee be the next pontiff?
Infomaniac will be there to keep you informed and abreast of the situation.
In the meantime, we all await that special little POOF of smoke.
Stuck on Plastic Slipcovers
Do you or someone you know use plastic slipcovers on their furniture?
Is covering everything in plastic from your sofa to your lampshades a thing of the past or is this still a common practice?
We want to hear your stories.
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Sunday, March 10, 2013
Open Mic Night
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Following Mistress MJ's rant on the subject of modern parenting, I thought it was high time I let you Bitches take over the mic and rant about whatever is on your mind.
Note: Depending on how much you Bitches have to say, Open Mic Night may extend well into Monday.
Modern Parenting
Mistress MJ made 2 mistakes today:
1) Getting out of bed
2) Leaving the house
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Whilst Mistress MJ was peacefully going about her business, purchasing a few items in a shop, a child was having a temper tantrum on the floor.
This went on for QUITE SOME TIME, with the mother standing nearby, yet ignoring him.
This is not the first time Mistress MJ has witnessed a parent letting a child carry on at an unreasonable decibel level in a public place. It seems to be the practice now of modern parents to let their children "get it out of their system" in public rather than hauling them outside so that we do not have to hear them.
Mistress MJ agrees with a shopping centre in Sydney, Australia that has taken measures to to prevent parents from letting their children run amok in the food court and "scream at the highest decibels." They put up a sign following complaints from shoppers that out-of-control children were ruining their experience. The sign, from centre management, reads: "Stop! Parents please be considerate of other customers using the food court. Screaming children will not be tolerated in the centre."
I should have stayed in bed playing show tunes.
Harumph.
*awaits hate mail from mommy bloggers*
1) Getting out of bed
2) Leaving the house
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Whilst Mistress MJ was peacefully going about her business, purchasing a few items in a shop, a child was having a temper tantrum on the floor.
This went on for QUITE SOME TIME, with the mother standing nearby, yet ignoring him.
This is not the first time Mistress MJ has witnessed a parent letting a child carry on at an unreasonable decibel level in a public place. It seems to be the practice now of modern parents to let their children "get it out of their system" in public rather than hauling them outside so that we do not have to hear them.
Mistress MJ agrees with a shopping centre in Sydney, Australia that has taken measures to to prevent parents from letting their children run amok in the food court and "scream at the highest decibels." They put up a sign following complaints from shoppers that out-of-control children were ruining their experience. The sign, from centre management, reads: "Stop! Parents please be considerate of other customers using the food court. Screaming children will not be tolerated in the centre."
I should have stayed in bed playing show tunes.
Harumph.
*awaits hate mail from mommy bloggers*
Blogging From Bed
Following the lack of sleep due to Daylight Saving Time, Mistress MJ can't be arsed to get out of bed.
Nonetheless, I shall attempt to keep you entertained with a selection of peppy show tunes...
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Come closer and gather round.
Join in the chorus, Bitches!
Nonetheless, I shall attempt to keep you entertained with a selection of peppy show tunes...
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Come closer and gather round.
Join in the chorus, Bitches!
Saturday, March 09, 2013
Public Service Announcement #18
This is a reminder for some of us (most of us in North America) that Daylight saving time returns on Sunday, March 10, 2013.
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So set your clocks ahead one hour before you go to bed.
Spring forward, Bitches!
I have no idea when or if Daylight saving time affects the rest of you in other parts of the world but here's a handy international chart if you need it.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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So set your clocks ahead one hour before you go to bed.
Spring forward, Bitches!
I have no idea when or if Daylight saving time affects the rest of you in other parts of the world but here's a handy international chart if you need it.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!
The Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have been replenished for Miss Scarlet's birthday.
After all, we wouldn't want her to drink alone, would we?...
After all, we wouldn't want her to drink alone, would we?...
Friday, March 08, 2013
What Kind of Woman Are You, Anyway?
On this International Women's Day, we pose the question...
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Once you've answered that question, pop over to Mr. Peenee's place.
If you read this post, you'll know that Mr. Peenee is in the running to be the next Pope.
As you know, tradition demands that the new pope select a papal name.
We here at Infomaniac encourage you to visit Mr. Peenee and suggest a papal name.
Happy International Women's Day, laydeez.
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Once you've answered that question, pop over to Mr. Peenee's place.
If you read this post, you'll know that Mr. Peenee is in the running to be the next Pope.
As you know, tradition demands that the new pope select a papal name.
We here at Infomaniac encourage you to visit Mr. Peenee and suggest a papal name.
Happy International Women's Day, laydeez.
Thursday, March 07, 2013
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Farewell, Stompin' Tom
Stompin' Tom Connors, OC, (February 9, 1936 – March 6, 2013)
A folksinging, foot-stompin’ troubadour and Canadian music legend, Stompin’ Tom Connors wrote songs about Canada including my personal favourite, Sudbury Saturday Night...
(filmed at the Horseshoe Tavern, Toronto, circa 1973)
Oh, the girls are out to bingo
And the boys are gettin' stinko
And we think no more of Inco
On a Sudbury Saturday night
I once posted this photo of Stompin' Tom and asked if you could foreigners could identify him...
The following are just some of your answers...
Mago: “Mr. "I had my best time 1970"”
Eroswings: “K.D. Lang! Wait...this one is wearing shoes. It's Ian Tyson.”
Ayem8y: “K. D. Lang or Shania Twain - It’s un clear, I’m unfamiliar with Canadian Country singers and I thought you only had the two.”
Kapitano: “Neil Young”
Miss Scarlet: "The man who invented Crocs."
Though he may not have been a household name abroad, Stompin' Tom ranked thirteenth on the Greatest Canadian List.
Stompin' Tom on a Canadian postage stamp...
Stompin' Tom: A great Canadian who will be missed by Canucks from coast to coast to coast.
Let's give Stompin' Tom the final word...
"Hello friends, I want all my fans, past, present, or future, to know that without you, there would have not been any Stompin' Tom."
"It was a long hard bumpy road, but this great country kept me inspired with it's beauty, character, and spirit, driving me to keep marching on and devoted to sing about its people and places that make Canada the greatest country in the world."
"I must now pass the torch, to all of you, to help keep the Maple Leaf flying high, and be the Patriot Canada needs now and in the future."
"I humbly thank you all, one last time, for allowing me in your homes, I hope I continue to bring a little bit of cheer into your lives from the work I have done."
Sincerely,
Your Friend always,
Stompin' Tom Connors
A folksinging, foot-stompin’ troubadour and Canadian music legend, Stompin’ Tom Connors wrote songs about Canada including my personal favourite, Sudbury Saturday Night...
(filmed at the Horseshoe Tavern, Toronto, circa 1973)
Oh, the girls are out to bingo
And the boys are gettin' stinko
And we think no more of Inco
On a Sudbury Saturday night
I once posted this photo of Stompin' Tom and asked if you could foreigners could identify him...
The following are just some of your answers...
Mago: “Mr. "I had my best time 1970"”
Eroswings: “K.D. Lang! Wait...this one is wearing shoes. It's Ian Tyson.”
Ayem8y: “K. D. Lang or Shania Twain - It’s un clear, I’m unfamiliar with Canadian Country singers and I thought you only had the two.”
Kapitano: “Neil Young”
Miss Scarlet: "The man who invented Crocs."
Though he may not have been a household name abroad, Stompin' Tom ranked thirteenth on the Greatest Canadian List.
Stompin' Tom on a Canadian postage stamp...
Stompin' Tom: A great Canadian who will be missed by Canucks from coast to coast to coast.
Let's give Stompin' Tom the final word...
"Hello friends, I want all my fans, past, present, or future, to know that without you, there would have not been any Stompin' Tom."
"It was a long hard bumpy road, but this great country kept me inspired with it's beauty, character, and spirit, driving me to keep marching on and devoted to sing about its people and places that make Canada the greatest country in the world."
"I must now pass the torch, to all of you, to help keep the Maple Leaf flying high, and be the Patriot Canada needs now and in the future."
"I humbly thank you all, one last time, for allowing me in your homes, I hope I continue to bring a little bit of cheer into your lives from the work I have done."
Sincerely,
Your Friend always,
Stompin' Tom Connors
Cock Photos
This is the result I get when I search Google Images for "cock"...
Man with a big cock
Until recently, if I searched for "cock" (not that I often did, mind you) I would get plenty of images like this...
Oh, hello AyeM8y
That's because I always used Google's "no filtering" option.
Not so long ago, I had three options available to me when searching images: "strict" filtering (no explicit content), "moderate" filtering (the default setting), or no filtering (everything including NSFW images).
Well, guess what?
The "no filtering" option is no longer available to me!
Before you tell me that I can adjust my settings on Google's "Search Preference Page"...no, I can't. Google no longer allows me to do that. Turning SafeSearch off is no longer an option.
But as luck would have it, I discovered that I can find plenty of cock if I search some of Google's international sites. For instance, using "Google France" or "Google Germany" let's me see all the cock I can handle!
Long story short...Google has tweaked its Safe Search filter to hinder your access to naughty images in some English-speaking countries. However, they haven't yet tweaked certain international sites and that's why I can still find French cock...Oh là là!...and German cock...Achtung, baby!
And so began my search to find an explanation.
Thankfully, I found an answer on a site called The Verge. You can read their post about Google Images filtering HERE. I encourage you to read the post for more details.
And, in reading this article, I found that there's a way to work around the problem. If you want to see NSFW images, simply add "xxx" or "porn" somewhere in your search query.
Example: cock xxx or cock porn
Or, you can try Bing Images.
But frankly, all this nonsense puts me in this sort of mood...
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And now over to you Bitches.
Is "no filtering" still an option for you or has your "no filtering" option been disabled too?
Man with a big cock
Until recently, if I searched for "cock" (not that I often did, mind you) I would get plenty of images like this...
Oh, hello AyeM8y
That's because I always used Google's "no filtering" option.
Not so long ago, I had three options available to me when searching images: "strict" filtering (no explicit content), "moderate" filtering (the default setting), or no filtering (everything including NSFW images).
Well, guess what?
The "no filtering" option is no longer available to me!
Before you tell me that I can adjust my settings on Google's "Search Preference Page"...no, I can't. Google no longer allows me to do that. Turning SafeSearch off is no longer an option.
But as luck would have it, I discovered that I can find plenty of cock if I search some of Google's international sites. For instance, using "Google France" or "Google Germany" let's me see all the cock I can handle!
Long story short...Google has tweaked its Safe Search filter to hinder your access to naughty images in some English-speaking countries. However, they haven't yet tweaked certain international sites and that's why I can still find French cock...Oh là là!...and German cock...Achtung, baby!
And so began my search to find an explanation.
Thankfully, I found an answer on a site called The Verge. You can read their post about Google Images filtering HERE. I encourage you to read the post for more details.
And, in reading this article, I found that there's a way to work around the problem. If you want to see NSFW images, simply add "xxx" or "porn" somewhere in your search query.
Example: cock xxx or cock porn
Or, you can try Bing Images.
But frankly, all this nonsense puts me in this sort of mood...
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And now over to you Bitches.
Is "no filtering" still an option for you or has your "no filtering" option been disabled too?
Tuesday, March 05, 2013
BYOB
Bring your own booze from now on, Bitches.
Mistress MJ is not one to cry over spilled milk, but as you can see, she truly has a liquor shopping lament.
Mistress MJ is not one to cry over spilled milk, but as you can see, she truly has a liquor shopping lament.
Saturday, March 02, 2013
Gone Liquor Shopping
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You Bitches have exhausted the supply.
If you continue to go through the liquor cabinet like there's no tomorrow, Mistress MJ will be forced to purchase the "All Purpose Liquor" next time...
Back on Monday.
Friday, March 01, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Leather Bar: The Musical
Have you ever broken into song and dance at a leather bar?
For those of you impatient for the singing and dancing to begin, skip ahead to around the two-minute mark.
For those of you impatient for the singing and dancing to begin, skip ahead to around the two-minute mark.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
The Autobiography of Miss Normadesmond
This month's Infomaniac Book Club selection is "I'm a Large Woman: The Autobiography of Miss Normadesmond."
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Norma's a whole lotta woman.
-- Foundation Garments Weekly
If you Bitches have finished reading this page-turner, why not share the highlights with us?
Let the book club discussion begin.
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Norma's a whole lotta woman.
-- Foundation Garments Weekly
If you Bitches have finished reading this page-turner, why not share the highlights with us?
Let the book club discussion begin.
Monday, February 25, 2013
Petra's Red Carpet Bitch Fest
It's been a long time since we've heard a peep from Denmark's biggest poof / Infomaniac Bitch, Petra of Petra's Palace.
Click here to read Petra's fashion critique of this year's red carpet styles.
Amanda Seyfried wearing Alexander McQueen. At first glance I couldn't make up my mind about it but now I really like the dress. Not keen on the hair though and maybe this dress wasn't the right one for her because of the armpit wrinkle fat which is cruel to talk about but it's just there. LOOK!...
Petra seems a little obsessed by women's "crotchal areas" and "armpit fat" and is deluded about snagging George Clooney as his future husband, but all in all, an enjoyable presentation of the Oscars red carpet 2013.
Welcome back, Petra!
Click here to read Petra's fashion critique of this year's red carpet styles.
Amanda Seyfried wearing Alexander McQueen. At first glance I couldn't make up my mind about it but now I really like the dress. Not keen on the hair though and maybe this dress wasn't the right one for her because of the armpit wrinkle fat which is cruel to talk about but it's just there. LOOK!...
Petra seems a little obsessed by women's "crotchal areas" and "armpit fat" and is deluded about snagging George Clooney as his future husband, but all in all, an enjoyable presentation of the Oscars red carpet 2013.
Welcome back, Petra!
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