Thursday, March 07, 2013

How Comely Are You?

How comely are you?

Analyze your personality!



[via]

A presentation of the National Dairy Council.

21 comments:

  1. Every now and then I fall apart.

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    1. LX: I blame those L.L. Bean boots for your total eclipse.

      You're certainly falling apart NOW as you forgot to yell "First!"

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    2. Forever's gonna start tonight.

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  2. Can I "Shag" a "Neat Old Jitter"?

    Just watch. Norma, spread your legs dear and open your Arse.

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    1. COOKIE: Where IS that old baggage Norma today?

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    2. sad and bitter reporting for duty.
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      cookie: send me the instructional DVD you made. i love to
      learn from the pros.

      mj: some of us actually must work from time to time.

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    3. NORMA: What exactly is it that you do, Norma?

      When not watching instructional sex films, that is.

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    1. COOKIE: Good to see SOMEBODY'S on top of things.

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    2. COOKIE: That’s what they ALL say.

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  4. I've "bent" to other's need ALL MY LIFE!

    Didn't get me anywhere.

    *sobs*

    And my ass now hurts like hell... which is not that bad actually.

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  5. Is that "Redneck sometime and raise your score"?
    Because if it is, then I'm comely as they come, bub.

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    1. JASON: Have you given any thought to moving next door to Wally?

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  6. I'm still trying to master my predilections along with my penchants....

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    1. PRINNY: Not to mention your proclivities and propensities.

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  7. Is it comely to sit on the couch and fondle your bolsters all day while the rest of the world works?

    Norma wears culottes to work. Once, paired with Crocs, when his alarm "malfunctioned."

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    1. MARGARET: Are you certain that “his” is the correct pronoun to use in Norma’s case?

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    2. If you knew anything, MJ, you'd know that in the US, an alarm clock is always a "his." Geesh.

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