Sunday, March 10, 2013

Open Mic Night


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Following Mistress MJ's rant on the subject of modern parenting, I thought it was high time I let you Bitches take over the mic and rant about whatever is on your mind.

Note: Depending on how much you Bitches have to say, Open Mic Night may extend well into Monday.

28 comments:

  1. Ding Dongs. I want Ding Dongs back. That is all.

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    1. Can you still get a Ho Ho?

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    2. I would pay extra for that!

      [rim shot]

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    3. He's here all night, folks.

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  2. It is Monday here. I hate Mondays! Rant over. Jx

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  3. Just the venue I was looking for, we could be here for days...

    I'll make a list.

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  4. I could Rant for days but Rant is related to Whine and Whine was begat by, "I Told You So" who has a brother named, "Shut the Hell Up."

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  5. kabuki would like to mention that stupid people get on kabuki's damn nerves.

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  6. i hate that the hunky guy who i was adoring
    on a new series was just killed off.

    and i hate everything & everybody else everywhere.

    enough? too much?

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  7. Skinny jeans and pompadours and glasses masquerading as intelligence.

    And I'm one with LX. I want my fucking Ding Dongs.

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  8. Well... I'll let you all know that I'm a misanthropist and that I hate you all...


    Now I know why I come over here!



    Did I win yet, Mistress?
    .

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  9. I still miss the button on the floorboard that operates your car's high and low beams.

    Bitterly.

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    1. I still miss pulling out the choke on cold wintry mornings.

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  10. If kd Lang wore full make-up, grew her hair a bit and bought herself a nice frock, she'd make a lovely wife for some lucky young man.

    Domestic servants get more difficult to manage each year.

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  11. Wannabe parents should be made to sit for a parenting licence... Most places make you get a licence to have a dog, why not children?

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    1. HEAR! HEAR! The Mistress should head such a council along with you, Princess, and a select group of Bitches.

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    2. Mistress MJ agrees with Princess.

      Parenting should require a license.

      I would probably go about revoking licenses willy-nilly simply because I was in a mood.

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    3. Would be parents should be required to take IQ tests!

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    4. Although I shudder to think of "Mensa Mums."

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  12. She is implying that were long winded. Well some of us are in some ways. Thats why I also carry my beano.

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  13. She is implying that were long winded. Well some of us are in some ways. Thats why I also carry my beano.

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  14. kabuki wouldn't mind a twinkie, or a HO HO if that is all you have

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    1. there are plenty of ho ho's in this gin joint.

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