Will Mr. Peenee be the next pope?
As we keep Vatican vigil here at Infomaniac, we regret to inform you that black smoke billowed from the Sistine Chapel today, signaling an inconclusive first vote in the conclave to elect a new pope.
Meanwhile, a cool and collected Mr. Peenee sits sequestered in his San Francisco rust garden, awaiting the decision...
We're counting on you, Bitches, to elect Peenee as Pope.
Listen up to what Mr. Peenee himself has to say,....
"Here's the deal, just call the cardinal in your district or region or patch or whatever they call it and tell him if doesn't vote for me, you're going to have to convert to Mormonism. Or some other voodoo, doesn't really matter. Don't worry if you're not Catholic, they don't know. It's not like they're Costco and going to ask for you member card."
Will Mr. Peenee be the next pontiff?
Infomaniac will be there to keep you informed and abreast of the situation.
In the meantime, we all await that special little POOF of smoke.