I knew it!
And next time, don't drink and drive!
Whoever caused this should get life....
I'm hearing the Spinners singing "it's a shame"...
I am hearing Evelyn "Champagne" King sing "Shame"...perhaps that song was playing on the radio when you veered off the road.
I lament the loss of the Vodka Fountain... now to be renamed the tea urn.Sx
Look on the bright side.... At least some of it survived... You just need a new Booze Bus now... Wipe your eyes... Pop a couple of those corks and lets have a drink shall we? A bottle each should make a good start...
Sop up the leftovers and make Zombies![gets sponges and pineapple slices]
ABUSE! ABUSE! Somebody call the Police!
an open bar is always appreciated.
*notes that NO ONE has inquired as to Mistress MJ's condition**exits, in a huff*
It looks like the gin got out unscathed!How's your head? Jx
I just assumed you were following and wittnessed the mishap, whilst being driven in the "Town Car" by one of the houseboys... How remiss of me...You must be quite shaken by the trauma....Now... drink up!... Mr Lax has made Zombies....
You expect moi to ask? We weren't the ones telling you to give a blow job in the front seat darling. I'm frankly appalled you'd risk that much hootch to give head.
if you'd put out a tip jar, i'd gladly have stuffed a few bucks into it.
A Citroen - your delivery driver had an accident? I hope you use the limousine when going out yerself ...
Fuck the van and it's occupants as long as the drink is alright. Did you manage to save me a bottle of Malibu?
please tell kabuki the vodka wasn't damaged. kabuki will not sleep until kabuki knows. oh, how you doin?
Oh dear, were any of those Kardashians hurt in the crash? Not a single one? DAMN IT ......