"I've slept in shanties, guest of the W.P.A., but I'm here Danced in my scanties Three bucks a night was the pay, but I'm here I've stood on bread lines with the best Watched while the headlines did the rest In the depression was I depressed? Nowhere near. I met a big financier and I'm here!"
Sorry, I was channelling Elaine Stritch for a moment.
I'd need a bio-hazard suit, I reckon. Jx
ReplyDeletePS first!
DeleteWith such small roles, they'd have to be closer than the 6ft guidelines to enjoy anything.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear... All these masks have eye holes. Are there any without to save my eyes from such horrors?
ReplyDeleteStuff the masks, I think I'd throw a tarpaulin over the lot of them.
ReplyDeleteSx
Is this an Infomaniac PSA for anti-social distancing?
ReplyDeleteYou'll be pleased to know it's working.
Crabbing?
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until they fire off the bukake rockets. *umbrella goes up*
ReplyDeleteOberseminar Neuere Geschichte, privatissime, circa 1985
ReplyDeleteYeah, pretty good depiction.
Is it the fourth of July already? Ye Gods, how time flies.
ReplyDeleteI know the so-called "Glorious Fourth" has been and gone but The Mistress doesn't have anything new to post, at the moment.
DeleteI don’t mind coming last
ReplyDeleteDarlink ? Are you still with us ?
ReplyDeleteStill here.
Delete..."Plush velvet sometimes
ReplyDeleteSometimes just pretzels and beer, but I'm here..."
"I've slept in shanties, guest of the W.P.A., but I'm here
DeleteDanced in my scanties
Three bucks a night was the pay, but I'm here
I've stood on bread lines with the best
Watched while the headlines did the rest
In the depression was I depressed?
Nowhere near.
I met a big financier and I'm here!"
Sorry, I was channelling Elaine Stritch for a moment.
Jx
If ever there was a broad to channel. . .
DeleteNorma dear,
ReplyDeleteYou're a broad with a widened reach.
You're a church, where the horny preach.
You're a gal, full of drug store wine,
You're a gang bangs Valentine.
If ever there was, there is you.
Testy