Thursday, April 08, 2021

Slacking on Shaving

Apparently, men are shaving less during the pandemic while women are shaving more.

When was the last time you shaved? 

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24 comments:

  1. normadesmond7:02 PM, April 08, 2021

    I'm not answering until you scrub the rim of that sink.

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    1. The Mistress2:17 PM, April 09, 2021

      NORMA: I fear The Scourge.

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    2. normadesmond7:41 PM, April 09, 2021

      If only that had been a Stasco Saniseal Sink!

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    3. The Mistress6:12 AM, April 10, 2021

      NORMA: I’d like to have my entire house done up in Saniseal.

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  2. Jon8:21 PM, April 08, 2021

    Who is anyone shaving for? We haven't been allowed visitors for months, and I have refused to switch my camera on for work "meetings" on Zoom/MS Teams for the whole time I've been working from home - more than a year...

    I only shave when the whiskers get itchy. Jx

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    1. The Mistress2:17 PM, April 09, 2021

      JON: Itchy? Could be crabs headed north.

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    2. Jon2:29 PM, April 09, 2021

      To misquote Patsy Stone: "The last crab that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic"... Jx

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    3. The Mistress6:12 AM, April 10, 2021

      JON: Ha!

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  3. ProximaBlue8:44 PM, April 08, 2021

    I'm a sasquatch. I don't shave unless I have to go to Florida and make myself look presentable to the in-laws and, ugh, the heat. We're the "poor people" on the street, so its been interesting watching the high-powered lawyers and whatnot neighbors disintegrate into long-haired hippies. I can't even tell some of the men apart anymore.

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    1. The Mistress2:17 PM, April 09, 2021

      MELANIE: Is Florida really worth dressing up for?

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    2. ProximaBlue11:31 PM, April 09, 2021

      Florida makes me want to strip for all the wrong reasons, I just cannot adapt to the humidity and anything that can't be strung up in a ponytail is likely to be threatened with a razor.

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    3. The Mistress6:12 AM, April 10, 2021

      MELANIE: Oh, the humidity.

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  4. Ms Scarlet8:25 AM, April 09, 2021

    Everything is unruly my end.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress2:18 PM, April 09, 2021

      MISS SCARLET: Your unruly bush is the stuff of legend.

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  5. Mistress Maddie12:00 PM, April 09, 2021

    Even during the pandemic, I've kept a nice neat bush.

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    1. The Mistress2:18 PM, April 09, 2021

      MADDIE: Could you offer some grooming tips to Miss Scarlet?

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  6. Mitzi 1:21 PM, April 09, 2021

    Is that one of those eastern European bathrooms?

    I can imagine Corrie's Fiz and Tyrone's bathroom to be similar to that, except Tyrone would be pissing in the sink as well as shaving to save time. Gasps in horror at the steel toilet roll cover. So Fiz is sat there, on the toilet, pebble dashing the porcelain, after having a dodgy curry the night before, she reaches for some toilet paper and attempts to wipe her fat arse with it, but her fingers go through the paper and it's all gone into her nails, she reaches for more paper(but before she does that she gives her fingers a quick sniff and drools), she lifts the steel flap with her mucky fingers to release more paper and in doing so, wipes shit all over it. Tyrone stops his shaving and inhales deeply "That's smells lovely love, lamb bhuna?" "Yes love" replies Fizz, "There is still plenty left inside if you want to take it into the bedroom?"...

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    1. The Mistress2:18 PM, April 09, 2021

      MITZI: For the love of gawd, won’t somebody crack open a window?

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    2. Mitzi 5:44 AM, April 10, 2021

      Ye Gods! I've out-gagged myself. I was making merry yesterday afternoon, with a bottle of Sanatogen I found lurking in the back of the kitchen cupboard, chucking it down my neck like no tomorrow, than I read the label "With added iron" and you know what that means? I'm going to be egg bound for days! Hence the scatological nature of the above comment.

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    3. The Mistress6:12 AM, April 10, 2021

      MITZI: Sanatogen? Well, at least your nerves will be revitalized.

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    4. Mitzi 7:59 AM, April 10, 2021

      It fortifies the over 40s!

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    5. The Mistress10:09 AM, April 10, 2021

      Fortifies AND fartifies.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice3:26 PM, April 09, 2021

    Good gods! Did someone here have curry last night?!?

    * gags *

    I only popped by to say that I haven't shaved in years - Clippers and trimmers all the way!

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