Thursday, December 22, 2022

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

 A safe and happy holiday season to you, Bitches. The Mistress will return in the new year or a.s.a.p. In the meantime, strap on your Mistletoe Belt Buckles!


Thursday, December 01, 2022

Of Garden Photos Events and Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Hasn't it all been just too, too much?

Garden photos and green shorts combo.

The Garden Photos Event AND The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition were held simultaneously this year!

Thank you to Mr. DeVice who has taken over the annual Garden Photos Event with such fun and flair.

And thank you to Mistress Maddie for hosting the most recent Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition.

The Gincuzzi is open exclusively and privately for Mr. DeVice and Mistress Maddie. The rest of you Bitches may join them when they've had time to rest, relax and recuperate.

Friday, November 18, 2022

The Return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

It's the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

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This time, the competition is being held by Mistress Maddie (above). That's the fabulous Mistress Maddie, to you. Click here to participate. YOU could be the next winner!

Tuesday, November 01, 2022

The Big Reveal - Garden Photos Event

The Big Reveal has begun! ...

Head on over to visit Mr. DeVice. The Infomanic Garden Photos Event 2022 (now hosted by Mr. DeVice) is underway!

Sunday, May 08, 2022

Intermission

It's intermission time! Visit our snack bar!


The posting pace has slowed to a crawl here on Infomaniac and shows no signs of improving anytime soon. Nonetheless, The Mistress is still here and will post whenever she can be bothered time permits.

Tuesday, April 05, 2022

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Sweet Sixteen

Infomaniac celebrates its 16th anniversary, today.

Bitches, what did you do on your 16th birthday?

If you can't remember the occasion of your 16th birthday, what were you doing, in general, when you were 16?

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Bitches, would you get into the Gincuzzi with this man?....

Well, you're all invited. 

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Kiss the Blarney Stone

Kiss the Blarney Stone, Bitches. 

Enjoy St. Patrick's Day!

Friday, March 11, 2022

Weekend Wassailing

How closely does this resemble your plans for the weekend?...


Wednesday, March 09, 2022

Happy Birthday, Miss Scarlet!

 Happy birthday, Miss Scarlet!

Norma (left) gives Miss Scarlet advice on ageing gracefully.

Monday, March 07, 2022

What's Going On?

What exactly is going on here?...

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Friday, March 04, 2022

Bathroom Carpeting: Yes or No?

Bitches, are you for or against bathroom carpeting?

Wednesday, March 02, 2022

Sorry for the Inconvenience

 Has this ever happened to you?...

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Super Dickmanns

 

Back in 2009, we here at Infomaniac posed the question, "What is the biggest object you’ve ever fit into your mouth?" See post here. We also asked, "What is the greatest number of similar objects (e.g. gumballs or marshmallows) that you’ve fit into your mouth at once?"

This person makes a nice try by putting her fist into her mouth but she pales in comparison to our friend, Mago.

Infomaniac Bitch, Mago claimed he can fit THREE Super Dickmann's into his mouth at once! 

And so we wondered, "What are Super Dickmann's?"

Super Dickmann's are a popular German chocolate confectionery with a white, foamy filling. They're also known as chocolate foam kisses. As you can see, they are quite big...

Super Dickmann's motto: "Man, they are Dickmann!"

If you can't handle Super Dickmann's, try the smaller mini Dickmann's...

Mini Dickmann's are also known as Schoko Strolche. I'm not sure of the English translation but here's my guess. Schoko is an abbreviation for chocolate. However, Strolche appears to have the following meanings: hoodlum, tramp, vagabond, thug, rascal. What exactly are they trying to tell us?

And for those of you who like THICK NUTS, try Super Dickmann's Dicke Nüsse (literal translation: Thick Nuts.) ...


With so much chocolately goodness to choose from, is it any wonder you want to stuff them into your mouth?

Guten Appetit, Bitches!

Tuesday, February 01, 2022

The Food Network and HGTV and Thee

HGTV (Home and Garden Television) helps you transform your home with inspiration for interior design, home decor, landscape design, remodeling and entertaining ideas while the Food Network connects viewers to the joy of food.

Now, imagine that HGTV and the Food Network are looking for fresh ideas for new shows.

Now, suppose that you have complete control over creating new content for HGTV or the Food Network. What would be the premise of your TV show?

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Cooking Disasters

You've told us about your baking disasters. Now tell us about your cooking disasters.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Baking Disasters

We know that some of you are Queens in the Kitchen but have you ever had a BAKING DISASTER? Or a baking project that didn't turn out quite the way you planned?


We here at the Infomaniac Bakery would love to hear your story.


Friday, January 21, 2022

Before You Leave the House

Have you Bitches asked yourselves these questions?...

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Thursday, January 20, 2022

What's the Story? #1

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac entitled, "What's the Story?"

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The Mistress will post an image, such as the one above. It's up to you Bitches to tell the story of what's going on in the image. 

You can do this by adding snippets of dialogue or plot detail. It's up to you. The point is for each of you to contribute in any way you wish to advance the story, and keep it moving along.

Whomever arrives here first gets to start the story.

Enjoy, Bitches!

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Crisco Party Meets Butter Stick Treatment

Let's combine the fun of a Crisco party with the therapeutic benefits of an Infomaniac House of Beauty Butter Stick Treatment...

Crisco Butter Flavor Shortening Sticks!

Monday, January 17, 2022

The Betty White Challenge

The #Betty White Challenge is a trending hashtag throughout social media. The challenge is simple: donate to any local or national animal shelter, rescue or agency in White's name on Jan. 17th on what would have been her 100th birthday....


If you can give $5, please do. If you can afford more, please be generous.  I've already given, and I hope you will too.

The Mistress's favourite Betty White quote.

Betty's goal was simple: she wanted every animal healthy, happy and loved.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Mistress Maddie Wins The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Congratulations, Mistress Maddie

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See Miss Scarlet's post about our glorious winner, here.

Thursday, January 13, 2022

The Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs

Due to the popularity of the Freakin' Green Posing Pouches (sold out!) we have created another line of men's underwear: the Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs, as seen below, modeled by Mistress Maddie...

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Get them while they're hot!

Monday, January 10, 2022

More (or Less) of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Whilst browsing the comments on Mr. DeVice's post about The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I saw that Mistress Maddie asked, "I myself wonder why there isn't a Freakin' Green Elf Jock Strap?" We here at Infomaniac have tried to remedy the situation with The Freakin' Green Elf Posing Pouch...

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Sunday, January 09, 2022

From Butter to Beans

Previously, we reported on a Canadian butter heist. Now we turn to beans. Soybeans. It rained soybeans in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada...

Story here.

Monday, January 03, 2022

Like Buttah

HEADLINE...

Full story here

Trucks last seen en route to the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

Miss Scarlet's famous "Butter Stick Treatment" at the Infomaniac House of Beauty. Legal proceedings pending.

Saturday, January 01, 2022

Celebrate the New Year with The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Ring in the New Year by entering The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

Discoballs and green shorts. A new year and a new chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

Miss Scarlet is hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. Click here to read all about it.

You have until Saturday 15th January 2022.