Sunday, January 09, 2022

From Butter to Beans

Previously, we reported on a Canadian butter heist. Now we turn to beans. Soybeans. It rained soybeans in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada...

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  1. Jon12:53 PM, January 09, 2022

    Bunge, inadvertent discharges, gross and messy white stuff - business as usual for Infomaniac, methinks.

    Jx

    PS That Adrienne Van Halem is only 35?!!!

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  2. Mitzi 2:01 PM, January 09, 2022

    I'm very suspicious of soy beans I don't know why.

    Harlequin glasses don't suit everyone but they are better than those boxy type glasses that traditional lesbians wear.

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    1. The Mistress2:34 PM, January 09, 2022

      I'm suspicious of buckwheat pasta after viewing your most recent post.

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  3. Mistress Maddie5:32 PM, January 09, 2022

    Well, I'll take soybeans over fish.

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    1. The Mistress5:58 PM, January 09, 2022

      Rather than raining soybeans or raining fish, I’d rather that ♫it’s raining men♫.

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    2. normadesmond6:59 PM, January 09, 2022

      Agree Mistressa, but all I can think of is that goofy Tom Cruise movie with the frogs.

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    3. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.9:12 PM, January 09, 2022

      Oh, you Fortean wunderkind you.

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    4. The Mistress8:46 AM, January 10, 2022

      I have no recollection of Tom Cruise and frogs in the same film. Please don’t feel it necessary to remind me of the title if I’ve forgotten. Some things are best left unsaid.

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    5. Jon8:59 AM, January 10, 2022

      Magnolia. There, I said it..! Jx

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    6. The Mistress9:22 AM, January 10, 2022

      Magnolia? Damn you, Jon. You've ruined a perfectly good flower for me by associating it with Tom Cruise.

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  4. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.9:14 PM, January 09, 2022

    The Mistress: Rip off the roof and lay in bed!

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  5. Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul'.9:17 PM, January 09, 2022

    ...sorry everyone. I'm just so gosh-darned jubilant at the fact that Our Mistress has decided to grace us with two (count 'em!) posts in rapid succession that I'm honkin' delirous. THE BUTCHEST BITCH IS BACK CHILLEN!

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    1. The Mistress8:47 AM, January 10, 2022

      STEVE: But am I REALLY back? Or is this just a tease and then I feck off and go on vacation. Oh wait. There’s currently nowhere to go. Okay. I’m back. Ish.

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  6. ProximaBlue9:22 PM, January 09, 2022

    Well, at least they are biodegradable and the company is offering car wash gift certificates. Still doesn't seem like safe working conditions. I've worked in factories, literally every machine seems bent on wanting to kill you.

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    1. The Mistress8:47 AM, January 10, 2022

      PROXIMA: The fact that the beans are biodegradable shows that every bean cloud has a silver lining.

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  7. Ms Scarlet6:22 AM, January 10, 2022

    Better than baked beans - think of the mess they would cause!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:48 AM, January 10, 2022

      SCARLET: Baked beans would indeed be worse. All we have to do is look back at Ann Margret’s baked beans romp in the 1975 film, “Tommy.”

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  8. BEAST5:04 PM, January 12, 2022

    Beans make people far ***parp***
    ***sprays febreze and leaves***

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    1. The Mistress9:29 AM, January 13, 2022

      Gah! It's the stench of BEAST and his stinky duvet!
      *counters Beast's febreze with even MORE liberal spray of febreze, and leaves*

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