I have just had a fabulous moment at the pool: 10 mins before the end of the session, a suspiciously hot young man (it was difficult to tell through my goggles) got in and proceeded to (rather craply) do some lengths. Then, when I left, his hotness was verified as he was standing in front of the mirror clad only in a pair of shorts, blow-drying his hair. Fortunately, the only available chair for me to sit upon and put on my shoes was right next to him. I have never had so much trouble tying my laces! I hope the rest of the day is just as fabulous, but I have a feeling that it's all downhill from there.
Yay! First!! (as it should be on my birthday)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Very Mistress!
P.S. I did let him up for air eventually.
I might, but I am busy playing on my recently installed Champagne Shute.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Mr Devine!!! I hope you have a fabulous day!!!!
Sx
Ooh, posh!
DeleteI have just had a fabulous moment at the pool: 10 mins before the end of the session, a suspiciously hot young man (it was difficult to tell through my goggles) got in and proceeded to (rather craply) do some lengths. Then, when I left, his hotness was verified as he was standing in front of the mirror clad only in a pair of shorts, blow-drying his hair. Fortunately, the only available chair for me to sit upon and put on my shoes was right next to him. I have never had so much trouble tying my laces!
I hope the rest of the day is just as fabulous, but I have a feeling that it's all downhill from there.
Happy Birthday, you old enchantress, you.
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr Peenee. I might have a wave of my wand later...
Delete"Where's the soap?"
ReplyDelete"Yes, doesn't it?!"
Happy birthday, IDV!
Jx
Ha ha! Thank you, Jon x
DeleteDid someone mention the wand?
ReplyDeleteThe warty wand?
Oh, gods! It's amost tea time! No. No one mentioned that wand!
DeleteI would do more than get into the Gincuzzi with that man? How else could I wish him Happy Birthday!!!!!????
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that I can't stop imagining a wet, Maddie-does-Marilyn-Monroe "Happy Birthday, Mr President" scene??
DeleteHell, just you wait till I pop out of the cake!
DeleteOh! There's cream frosting EVERYWHERE!
DeleteHappy, happy birthday darling . . . .
ReplyDelete(I'm already in the water)
Oh, that's you down there, Norma!
DeleteThats a relief to know that they weren't my teeth floating in the water.....
DeleteDid someone mention CAKE?
ReplyDeleteContinue with your cake-eatinig but it's time to turn the spotlight onto The Mistress. See new post.
* tut *
DeleteOne can't take Maddie anywhere!
Oh bugger! I missed the date! But I'll drink extra bubbly tonight.To make up for my gaff.
ReplyDeleteI too am late! I hope IDV has had a great week and a lovely birthday!
ReplyDeleteAll the best IDV.
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