Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Sweet Sixteen

Infomaniac celebrates its 16th anniversary, today.

Bitches, what did you do on your 16th birthday?

If you can't remember the occasion of your 16th birthday, what were you doing, in general, when you were 16?

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  1. Jon6:24 AM, March 23, 2022

    Congratulations, Mistress! Here's a song for the occasion... Jx

    PS As for "what I was doing when I was sixteen", I imagine way back in 1979 my life revolved mainly around buying Gary Numan records and masturbation.

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    1. Jon6:25 AM, March 23, 2022

      PS first

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    2. The Mistress12:39 PM, March 23, 2022

      Funny you should link to that song as I've had Neil Sedaka in my head all day.

      Looks like we have the Gincuzzi and the cake to ourselves, Jon.

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    3. The Mistress12:40 PM, March 23, 2022

      p.s. Were you looking at Gary Numan's photo as you wanked?

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    4. Jon1:06 PM, March 23, 2022

      More likely Leif Garrett or Sting back then. My! Look how they've changed...

      Leif

      Sting

      Jx

      PS Did somebody mention cake?

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    5. The Mistress2:38 PM, March 23, 2022

      I shouldn't have clicked.

      I agree that Sting had a certain "je ne sais quoi" back in the day. However, no matter how much tantric sex he tried to ply me with today, I wouldn't be up for it.

      CAKE!

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice2:44 PM, March 23, 2022

    I see you discarded your stripy tights to get the most oomph out of your cakefart.

    Congratulations, Very Mistress!

    I don't remember my 16th birthday. But I have vague recollections of being 16 - being driven to a "nightclub" (which was really a holiday resort bar) in the back of a Ford Transit van, drawing on my jeans, and realising I was gay by having a massive crush on someone in college (who ended up becoming one of my best friends).

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    1. The Mistress3:24 PM, March 23, 2022

      MR. DeVICE: You’re one to talk.

      *notes excessive number of bubbles in Gincuzzi*

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  3. Mistress Maddie9:10 PM, March 23, 2022

    At 16 I had a lot of constipation issues, so probably getting a fleet.

    Congrats on 16 years. Thats alot of smut.

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    1. The Mistress2:29 PM, March 24, 2022

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ve added Metamucil to your cake slice.

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  4. Mitzi 8:58 AM, March 24, 2022

    Of course I can remember my 16th birthday, it was only 10 years ago. I was on a family holiday staying at the Catalonia Las Vegas hotel, Puerto de la Cruz, Tenerife, after dinner, the staff brought out a cake on a trolley and started singing 'Happy Birthday' to me, I was shy and retiring back then, still am and I blushed the same colour as the table cloth, as you would. I was just thinking about it yesterday whilst sat outside in the sun, giving my tits an airing. My parents used to book holidays that coincided with major birthdays so she didn't have to host a party and fill the house up with 'bastard kids'.

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    1. The Mistress2:29 PM, March 24, 2022

      MITZI: Isn’t it Tenerife where you’re known as Dock Yard Doris? Or is it Calais? One can’t keep up.

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  5. ProximaBlue12:27 AM, March 25, 2022

    Happy 16 blogging years! I attended my Paternal Grandmother's funeral on my sweet sixteen and the rest of the family had forgotten about it until my dad say, "By the way, Happy 16th birthday." during the middle of the wake and everyone suddenly went quiet and looked at their feet. Awkard. I also started seducing men two decades my senior for power, sex and money, but that got old so I joined the military at age 19. What can I say? Sometimes a girl throws all her chips on the table and goes for broke.

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    1. The Mistress10:15 AM, March 25, 2022

      That's an impressive résumé, Miss Proxima.

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  6. Ms Scarlet1:15 PM, March 25, 2022

    Happy 16th!! Apologies for being late!
    My 16th? Whitebait and champagne, probably - later that year I had my appendix out (Christ knows what I was looking for); I learnt all the words to Tainted Love; and I passed all my ‘O’ Levels.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress3:24 PM, March 25, 2022

      Miss Scarlet, speaking of champagne, just the other day you mentioned that you might be installing a champagne chute. I can't find the comment now so perhaps I dreamt it. In any case, has there been any progress on the construction of said champagne chute?

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  7. mrpeenee8:40 PM, March 25, 2022

    Happy Birthday Old Darling. What was I doing at 16? Being oppressed.

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    1. The Mistress7:17 AM, March 26, 2022

      PEENEE: And that's why your vote matters in 2024.

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  8. savannah1:35 PM, March 27, 2022

    Happy Blog-o-versary, sweetpea! 16 years, I am impressed. As to your question about what I was doing when I was 16? Sugar, I was at an all girls Catholic high school, I leave the rest to your imagination! xoxo

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    1. The Mistress4:51 PM, March 27, 2022

      Miss Savannah, I've seen you fingering your rosary.

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    2. savannah5:30 PM, March 28, 2022

      Loved those beads, sugar! ;)

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  9. 63mago1:52 PM, March 28, 2022

    Happy 16th, dearest ! When I found you, I was an innocent Franconian country boy - today I am still an innocent Franconian country boy, but thesaurus really got bigger & swollen.
    I learned a lot of nice words around here. I forgot all and everything about my 16th birthday, maybe alcohol was involved (and homegrown).

    Hail to the one and only Infomaniac, hail to The Mistress !

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    1. The Mistress7:36 AM, March 29, 2022

      MAGO: Is that a thesaurus in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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    2. 63mago12:53 PM, March 29, 2022

      "Though it glistens just out of reach, I continue to pray for hope to shine through"

      The Polka Dot Lady, cited from this article.

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    3. The Mistress8:19 AM, March 30, 2022

      All hail Yayoi Kusama. She's 93 now!

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