Saturday, July 06, 2019

Public Service Announcement #39

If you're cruising this summer on the Infomaniac Love Boat, you must wear a life jacket...

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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16 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet4:05 AM, July 06, 2019

    Well, they have a fine pair of cushions.
    Will my rubber ring suffice? I also have inflatable water wings.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:12 AM, July 06, 2019

      MISS SCARLET: I’m sure your built-in flotation devices will suffice.

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  2. Unknown7:28 AM, July 06, 2019

    How fabulous to have you back. Bitch.

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  3. mrpeenee7:31 AM, July 06, 2019

    Why have the evil overlords at Gargle decided to brand me as "Anonymous"? I am and always shall be mrpeenee. Bitch

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    1. The Mistress8:13 AM, July 06, 2019

      PEENEE: And why “Unknown” instead of “Anonymous?” That’s a new one on me.

      Hail, hail, the one-and-only Mr. Peenee! ®

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  4. normadesmond11:59 AM, July 06, 2019

    Is it obvious that Captain Stubing
    just plowed me on the bridge?

    I get flushed ya know.

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    1. The Mistress1:34 PM, July 06, 2019

      NORMA: Judging by Stubing’s disheveled appearance, yes, I’d say it’s obvious.

      Never before have I seen his knee socks around his ankles.

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    2. Testosterone5:16 PM, July 06, 2019

      Norma dear,

      Exciting and new,
      are words we have heard.
      Your sea salt sanctum,
      just spewing some curd.

      Cruise director Julie,
      swills an anti-yeast rinse,
      Gopher and Isaac,
      now curtsy and mince.

      Norma, oh Norma,
      you've corrupted them all.
      Doc lopped his off,
      Captain's was too small.

      Famous guest stars,
      of note and of sorts,
      you dallied and plied,
      within their bosom and shorts.

      Now the reruns be plagued,
      with crusty weeping warts,
      but the medical waste,
      gets dumped far from ports.

      You tainted the bridge,
      you tarnished the head.
      A sailor overboard,
      fares better than your bed.

      Had F-Troop suffered,
      the ails of your porch,
      We'd of had an unlikely queen,
      in one Larry Storch.

      So Norma, oh Norma,
      skank that you are,
      try a full body condom,
      keep your teeth in a jar.

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    3. normadesmond5:42 PM, July 06, 2019

      No one can deny that love is exciting and new.

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    4. The Mistress6:30 PM, July 06, 2019

      Until it isn’t.

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice1:20 PM, July 06, 2019

    "you must wear a life jacket" What, even when having dinner at the Captain's table? I don't think it'll match my leopard print bikini...

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  6. Jon9:26 PM, July 06, 2019

    The latest lesbian fashions always pass me by. Jx

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    1. The Mistress9:41 PM, July 06, 2019

      JON: And you just KNOW they're wearing CROCS!

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