Sunday, July 07, 2019

Crocs With Socks

Apparently, there is a trend of wearing Crocs with socks...

The socks are built-in to the Crocs. This particular pair costs $140...


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23 comments:

  1. dinahmow1:02 AM, July 07, 2019

    Can I swear here?

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    1. The Mistress6:50 AM, July 07, 2019

      DINAHMOW: Is the Pope Catholic?

      Does a bear shit in the woods?

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  2. Ms Scarlet2:28 AM, July 07, 2019

    Ha ha ha haha ha [ad infinitum].
    That is the funniest thing I've ever seen... although if you have a pic with someone actually wearing them...
    Sx

    $140?????????

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    1. The Mistress6:50 AM, July 07, 2019

      MISS SCARLET: A photo of someone actually wearing them?

      Could this be why our friend Beast hasn’t shown his face around here in ages?

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  3. 63mago6:23 AM, July 07, 2019

    Ah yes, "Athelete's Foot 5", the best seller.
    I pass -until they bring the toed versions - confess, you want a pair of CVT Hemp Women's !

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    1. The Mistress6:51 AM, July 07, 2019

      MAGO: I clicked and saw a photo of offensive footwear available ONLY in Canada.

      The Mistress is in a good mood today and has decided not to ban you... for now.

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    2. 63mago10:00 AM, July 07, 2019

      Do you prefer your Crocs Guy in yellow, or another colour ?

      "This little Crocs guy is an official Crocs merchandise item and is made from 100% genuine croslite material, just the same as crocs shoes. we think he just might be the cutest little guy we have ever seen!".
      You bet !

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    3. The Mistress12:41 PM, July 07, 2019

      MAGO: I prefer my Crocs Guy in flames.

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    4. Inexplicable DeVice2:02 PM, July 07, 2019

      It's no wonder 'Petra never visits these parts anymore...

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    5. dinahmow4:20 PM, July 07, 2019

      I can imagine small children being traumatised at that Yellow Peril.Hell! I'm traumatised.

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    6. The Mistress5:14 PM, July 07, 2019

      MR. DeVICE: Something is rotten in Denmark. Where is CyberPete?

      DINAHMOW: The Mistress suggests lying down with a cold compress. Everything looks better when you’re horizontal.

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    7. Jon7:19 PM, July 07, 2019

      Thankfully our nearest stockist for beautiful Vibram footwear is in Halifax, Nova Scotia, so we don't have to worry ourselves about seeing them and having to smash a window. I love such phrases as "For those times when your FiveFingers are drying on the clothesline, we've got the comfy, innovative, and colorful Furoshiki". As if that makes anything about these abominations better, by replacing them with another. Jx

      PS Blame Canada! Ad infinitum.

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    8. The Mistress5:36 AM, July 08, 2019

      JON: Don't make me use the Furoshiki's "Arctic grip" on you.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice8:02 AM, July 07, 2019

    Urg! Send them back to whatever repugnant dungeon-dimension they originated from!

    (The "GETA" part of the brand/model name seems to have fallen off...)

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  5. The Mistress8:49 AM, July 07, 2019

    MR. DeVICE: GETAlife... hahaha!!!

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  6. normadesmond11:18 AM, July 07, 2019

    Would I see these at a Trump rally?

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    1. The Mistress12:42 PM, July 07, 2019

      NORMA: Not if you don’t attend the rally!

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    2. Testosterone6:10 PM, July 08, 2019

      Norma dear,

      Simply unmentionable,
      is a Trump rally,
      a psychological form,
      of any back alley.

      Where not your Crocs,
      they give little lift,
      place a feather o'er twat,
      an understated gift.

      For your radical ways,
      reach men and mans.
      Deep seated truths,
      in all of their glans.

      You exit a bilge tank,
      full of queer lust,
      1,000 QVC marriages,
      burst and then bust.

      So go to said rally,
      take a knee or a stand,
      drain that swamp,
      to improve the land.

      Oh, Norma, dear Norma,
      you're shameless to stay,
      Then quietly at home,
      put that feather away.

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  7. mrpeenee3:04 PM, July 07, 2019

    I was going to order you a few pair, but it's been so long, I've forgotten your size. Forgive me.

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    1. The Mistress5:15 PM, July 07, 2019

      PEENEE: The Mistress’s shoe size is half of yours, minus 1.

      Do NOT order me a pair.

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  8. Jon7:20 PM, July 07, 2019

    I think we could club together for a pair for the Mistress, Mr Peenee. Those stripy tights must be threadbare by now, surely? Jx

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    1. mrpeenee12:53 AM, July 08, 2019

      We would probably need a potato peeler to get them off her.

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    2. The Mistress5:38 AM, July 08, 2019

      JON & PEENEE: I'll have you know that The Mistress has a lifetime supply of stripy tights.

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