The Mistress is taking a few days off to entertain house guests. Considering her lack of hostess skills, this will be a challenge...
The Mistress will catch up with you Bitches when time permits. In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.
Monday, July 08, 2019
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A mikado tournament ?
ReplyDeleteJust boil everything, and introduce the guests to the vodka fountain and all will be well.
ReplyDeleteSx
Strain the sauce through your pantyhose.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever known her not to?
DeleteGet a takeaway and immerse yourselves in the gincuzzi... Jx
ReplyDeleteWill there be any leftovers? (I'm asking for a friend.)
ReplyDeletethere are no guests so picky that a sizable bag of cocaine cannot entertain.
ReplyDeleteAll suggestions are being considered. Thanks, Bitches.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you see what Dinahmow did? I wonder who that "friend" might be.
:-) xx
DeleteYou're a regular Janie Jones! May I recommend a wall mounted hands free KY jelly dispenser and what Mrpeenee said.
ReplyDeleteWho's house are you entertaining these guests in? And do they know what they've let themselves in for?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back from your hols, Mitzi. My guests are rather staid in comparison to those of Miss Jones although one of them DID have a coke problem decades ago so best not to follow Peenee's advice.
ReplyDeleteMr. DeVice, I am in MY house and the air conditioning broke down while they were here during a HEAT WAVE. The Mistress is a mess. I don't know how much longer I can keep up appearances.
We need pillow fluffing and foot massage asap !
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Yes, desperately.
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