Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Infomaniac Love Boat

You’ve all flown Infomaniac Airlines.

Now it’s time to embrace the ultimate travel experience…


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The Infomaniac Love Boat sets sail today!

Are you on board?

39 comments:

  1. Where's the Dramamine®?

    This being Infomaniac, the emphasis is on the Drama!

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  2. I'd like my own lifeboat please.

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    1. And so begins the drama of which LX spoke.

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  3. I refuse to do muster drill. Those buoyancy aids are so ugly.

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    1. MITZI: For Bitches like YOU, we have this.

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    2. Ideal for practicing gurning . I could use it to pull faces at the poorly dressed.

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    3. Don't make that face...it'll freeze that way!

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  4. isn't that peenee, all upset because the captain just
    walked by and told her there's no lifeboat big enough?

    oh wait...pardon me, it's cookie. i didn't have
    my glasses on OR my dentures in.

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    1. NORMA: We’d like you to disembark on Fantasy Island.

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    2. However did you notice me in those sunglasses?

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  5. Will there be any salty old sea dogs aboard?

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    1. PRINCESS: Well, there’s always Old Knudsen.

      Or any of Mr. DeVice’s trade from down at the docks.

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    1. VON PFOSTEN: You’re Mr. Lax’s “friend,” aren’t you?

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  7. Oh crap! Time to re-arrange the deck chairs!!

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    1. Your OCD knows no bounds Miss Nations , have a cocktail and RELAX ;-)

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    2. *sedates Ms. Nations and sprays Febreze liberally on and around Beast’s deck chair*

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  8. If I know anything of Infomaniac , it will be Rum Bum and Concertina the whole way

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    1. *sedates Thom with leftover Xanax*

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  10. *sulks that Thom rates Xanax while I rate BUPKIS*

    *Disarranges deck chairs*
    *Storms bridge, takes wheel, rings for 'Full Steam Ahead' and announces a waterskiing competition*

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    1. NATIONS: Oh for heaven’s sake…did I not mention that it was LEFTOVER Xanax?

      Leftover because I’d given most of it to YOU!

      A waterskiing competition?

      Look out ‘cause here comes NORMA!!!

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  11. But is Charo still performing in in the Hawaiian Ballroom? Jx

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    1. JON: Ladies and gentlemen, come aboard the Love Boat Charo-style!

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    1. BLAZNG SCARLET: Do you want to date Gopher or BE Gopher?

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    1. NATIONS: Seeing as there’s no Oubliette on board, I suppose keelhauling’s the next best thing.

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  14. THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER........

    ...IF WE CAN HOLD OUT THROUGH THE NIGHT......

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    1. WALLY: Too bad you weren’t around the day we reenacted the Poseidon Adventure.

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  15. Does this mean i get to do my Shelly Winters number?.... I've been practicing in the bathtub for years now....

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    1. Yes!
      But remember that there will be a morning after....
      Well, for you, not so much Shelly....

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    2. PRINCESS: Mistress MJ took on the role of Miss Winters...seems you missed the reenactment too.

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  16. Can I be the slutty cruise director that entertains guests on the libido deck?

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    1. AYEM8Y: You’re first choice for the role of slutty Cruise Director.

      Or anything to do with cruising, for that matter.

      Will you be turning the portholes into gloryholes?

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  17. Many people do not realize what a terror at shuffleboard mrpeenee is. Look out, bitches.

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    1. PEENEE: Looks like you’ve put the fear into Norma.

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    2. why didn't i wear
      my lavender pedal pushers?

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