Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Infomaniac Love Boat

You’ve all flown Infomaniac Airlines.

Now it’s time to embrace the ultimate travel experience…


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The Infomaniac Love Boat sets sail today!

Are you on board?
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39 comments:

  1. LẌ7:18 AM, July 12, 2012

    Where's the Dramamine®?

    This being Infomaniac, the emphasis is on the Drama!

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  2. Topher7:53 AM, July 12, 2012

    I'd like my own lifeboat please.

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  3. Mitzi 8:34 AM, July 12, 2012

    I refuse to do muster drill. Those buoyancy aids are so ugly.

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    1. The Mistress9:50 AM, July 12, 2012

      MITZI: For Bitches like YOU, we have this.

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    2. Mitzi 10:13 AM, July 12, 2012

      Ideal for practicing gurning . I could use it to pull faces at the poorly dressed.

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    3. The Mistress10:44 AM, July 12, 2012

      Don't make that face...it'll freeze that way!

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  4. normadesmond11:28 AM, July 12, 2012

    isn't that peenee, all upset because the captain just
    walked by and told her there's no lifeboat big enough?

    oh wait...pardon me, it's cookie. i didn't have
    my glasses on OR my dentures in.

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    1. The Mistress3:10 PM, July 12, 2012

      NORMA: We’d like you to disembark on Fantasy Island.

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    2. The Cool Cookie5:25 PM, July 13, 2012

      However did you notice me in those sunglasses?

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  5. Princess11:37 AM, July 12, 2012

    Will there be any salty old sea dogs aboard?

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    1. The Mistress3:10 PM, July 12, 2012

      PRINCESS: Well, there’s always Old Knudsen.

      Or any of Mr. DeVice’s trade from down at the docks.

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  6. von Pfosten11:38 AM, July 12, 2012

    Icebergs ahead!

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    1. The Mistress3:11 PM, July 12, 2012

      VON PFOSTEN: You’re Mr. Lax’s “friend,” aren’t you?

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  7. FirstNations12:11 PM, July 12, 2012

    Oh crap! Time to re-arrange the deck chairs!!

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    1. BEAST1:45 PM, July 12, 2012

      Your OCD knows no bounds Miss Nations , have a cocktail and RELAX ;-)

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    2. The Mistress3:11 PM, July 12, 2012

      *sedates Ms. Nations and sprays Febreze liberally on and around Beast’s deck chair*

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  8. BEAST1:43 PM, July 12, 2012

    If I know anything of Infomaniac , it will be Rum Bum and Concertina the whole way

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  9. Thombeau3:07 PM, July 12, 2012

    RUM HAM!!!

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  10. FirstNations5:24 PM, July 12, 2012

    *sulks that Thom rates Xanax while I rate BUPKIS*

    *Disarranges deck chairs*
    *Storms bridge, takes wheel, rings for 'Full Steam Ahead' and announces a waterskiing competition*

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    1. The Mistress6:53 PM, July 12, 2012

      NATIONS: Oh for heaven’s sake…did I not mention that it was LEFTOVER Xanax?

      Leftover because I’d given most of it to YOU!

      A waterskiing competition?

      Look out ‘cause here comes NORMA!!!

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  11. Jon5:41 PM, July 12, 2012

    But is Charo still performing in in the Hawaiian Ballroom? Jx

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    1. The Mistress6:54 PM, July 12, 2012

      JON: Ladies and gentlemen, come aboard the Love Boat Charo-style!

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  12. BlazngScarlet6:44 PM, July 12, 2012

    GOPHER!

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    1. The Mistress6:55 PM, July 12, 2012

      BLAZNG SCARLET: Do you want to date Gopher or BE Gopher?

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  13. FirstNations10:50 PM, July 12, 2012

    I want to keelhaul Gopher.

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    1. The Mistress4:38 AM, July 13, 2012

      NATIONS: Seeing as there’s no Oubliette on board, I suppose keelhauling’s the next best thing.

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  14. designing wally11:01 PM, July 12, 2012

    THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER........

    ...IF WE CAN HOLD OUT THROUGH THE NIGHT......

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    1. The Mistress4:38 AM, July 13, 2012

      WALLY: Too bad you weren’t around the day we reenacted the Poseidon Adventure.

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  15. Princess12:06 AM, July 13, 2012

    Does this mean i get to do my Shelly Winters number?.... I've been practicing in the bathtub for years now....

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    1. designing wally12:47 AM, July 13, 2012

      Yes!
      But remember that there will be a morning after....
      Well, for you, not so much Shelly....

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    2. The Mistress4:40 AM, July 13, 2012

      PRINCESS: Mistress MJ took on the role of Miss Winters...seems you missed the reenactment too.

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  16. ayeM8y12:55 AM, July 13, 2012

    Can I be the slutty cruise director that entertains guests on the libido deck?

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    1. The Mistress4:41 AM, July 13, 2012

      AYEM8Y: You’re first choice for the role of slutty Cruise Director.

      Or anything to do with cruising, for that matter.

      Will you be turning the portholes into gloryholes?

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  17. mrpeenee2:20 AM, July 13, 2012

    Many people do not realize what a terror at shuffleboard mrpeenee is. Look out, bitches.

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    1. The Mistress4:41 AM, July 13, 2012

      PEENEE: Looks like you’ve put the fear into Norma.

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    2. normadesmond10:27 AM, July 13, 2012

      why didn't i wear
      my lavender pedal pushers?

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