Where's the Dramamine®?This being Infomaniac, the emphasis is on the Drama!
I'd like my own lifeboat please.
And so begins the drama of which LX spoke.
I refuse to do muster drill. Those buoyancy aids are so ugly.
MITZI: For Bitches like YOU, we have this.
Ideal for practicing gurning . I could use it to pull faces at the poorly dressed.
Don't make that face...it'll freeze that way!
isn't that peenee, all upset because the captain just walked by and told her there's no lifeboat big enough?oh wait...pardon me, it's cookie. i didn't have my glasses on OR my dentures in.
NORMA: We’d like you to disembark on Fantasy Island.
However did you notice me in those sunglasses?
Will there be any salty old sea dogs aboard?
PRINCESS: Well, there’s always Old Knudsen.Or any of Mr. DeVice’s trade from down at the docks.
VON PFOSTEN: You’re Mr. Lax’s “friend,” aren’t you?
Oh crap! Time to re-arrange the deck chairs!!
Your OCD knows no bounds Miss Nations , have a cocktail and RELAX ;-)
*sedates Ms. Nations and sprays Febreze liberally on and around Beast’s deck chair*
If I know anything of Infomaniac , it will be Rum Bum and Concertina the whole way
*sedates Thom with leftover Xanax*
*sulks that Thom rates Xanax while I rate BUPKIS**Disarranges deck chairs**Storms bridge, takes wheel, rings for 'Full Steam Ahead' and announces a waterskiing competition*
NATIONS: Oh for heaven’s sake…did I not mention that it was LEFTOVER Xanax?Leftover because I’d given most of it to YOU!A waterskiing competition?Look out ‘cause here comes NORMA!!!
But is Charo still performing in in the Hawaiian Ballroom? Jx
JON: Ladies and gentlemen, come aboard the Love Boat Charo-style!
BLAZNG SCARLET: Do you want to date Gopher or BE Gopher?
I want to keelhaul Gopher.
NATIONS: Seeing as there’s no Oubliette on board, I suppose keelhauling’s the next best thing.
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER...........IF WE CAN HOLD OUT THROUGH THE NIGHT......
WALLY: Too bad you weren’t around the day we reenacted the Poseidon Adventure.
Does this mean i get to do my Shelly Winters number?.... I've been practicing in the bathtub for years now....
Yes!But remember that there will be a morning after....Well, for you, not so much Shelly....
PRINCESS: Mistress MJ took on the role of Miss Winters...seems you missed the reenactment too.
Can I be the slutty cruise director that entertains guests on the libido deck?
AYEM8Y: You’re first choice for the role of slutty Cruise Director.Or anything to do with cruising, for that matter.Will you be turning the portholes into gloryholes?
Many people do not realize what a terror at shuffleboard mrpeenee is. Look out, bitches.
PEENEE: Looks like you’ve put the fear into Norma.
why didn't i wear my lavender pedal pushers?