Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - It's Hammer Time!


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  1. Mistress Maddie6:38 AM, November 29, 2017

    First...good morning bitches!!!!

    With a tool like that, who needs the hammer to be nailed.

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    1. Mistress Maddie6:40 AM, November 29, 2017

      I meant to ask Mj, does this mean your doing some improvements to this dump?

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    2. The Mistress8:20 AM, November 29, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Since it seems that many Infomaniac Bitches have retired, Mistress MJ is building a new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

      We here at Infomaniac realize that you are far too young to take advantage of our facilities but it can’t hurt to book early to assure yourself a room for the future.

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    3. Jeffery9:39 AM, November 29, 2017

      I’d like a suite far from the disco and gincuzzi.

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    4. The Mistress1:58 PM, November 29, 2017

      JEFFERY: How do you feel about a room by the Vodka Fountain?

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    5. Jeffery3:23 PM, November 29, 2017

      That could work.

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    6. Mistress Maddie9:41 PM, November 29, 2017

      Well, I take a room if it comes with that, uh, tool above.

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    7. The Mistress7:12 AM, November 30, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I suppose you’ll expect room service, too.

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  2. Ms Scarlet6:48 AM, November 29, 2017

    I tightened a screw on a loose knob. Not sure if this counts?
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:21 AM, November 29, 2017

      MISS SCARLET: Your new Loopy Letters project means you’re far too busy for DIY.

      You may have to hire a “handyman.”

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  3. normadesmond11:33 AM, November 29, 2017

    For this photo, I would've chosen a ball peen.

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    1. The Mistress1:57 PM, November 29, 2017

      NORMA: “Ball Peen” … this could be Mr. Peenee’s handyman name.

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    2. hayward3:56 PM, November 29, 2017

      Works as a stripper name too.

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    3. The Mistress5:43 PM, November 29, 2017

      HAYWARD: Peenee’s drag name is Coco Vreeland, by the way

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    4. mrpeenee10:19 PM, November 29, 2017

      just spill your guts, why don't you? Besides my current nom is "Klorine the DIsco Queen"

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    5. The Mistress7:13 AM, November 30, 2017

      PEENEE: "Ball Peen" by day, "Klorine the DIsco Queen" by night.

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  4. LẌ12:22 PM, November 29, 2017

    Up on a ladder last Sunday with an electric drill installing brackets on a friend's new home so she could hang Christmas garland on the front of the house.

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  5. Jon1:34 PM, November 29, 2017

    That boy should never need to do it himself!! Jx

    PS Cue a whole series of "tool-box" jokes.

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice2:34 PM, November 29, 2017

    Looks like he can do some serious banging with that tool!


    Right. Now the obligatory tool pun is over with, I recently demolished the concrete edging around The Parents' lawn in preparation for a new patio. I also dug up an old pear tree, if that counts?

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    1. normadesmond2:50 PM, November 29, 2017

      If you dug up that tree with
      your tool, may I tip my hat to you?

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    2. The Mistress5:43 PM, November 29, 2017

      If Mr. DeVice dug it up with a concrete vibrator, I want to borrow it.

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    3. Mistress Maddie9:44 PM, November 29, 2017

      Well Mj, just don't chip your teeth on it.

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  7. eroswings10:22 PM, November 29, 2017

    A true craftsman always takes good care of his tools.

    I figured out why my rear break lights were malfunctioning and fixed it. Saved myself a serious repair bill. Thank goodness for the internet!

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    1. The Mistress7:14 AM, November 30, 2017

      EROS: Good to hear you take care of your rear.

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  8. Anonymous1:28 PM, November 30, 2017

    If there is something I hate (except from cleaning windows) it is "DiY", so sorry, no "projects" here.
    If I Had a Hammer, darling ...

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