Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - It's Hammer Time!


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Tell us about your most recent DIY project.

28 comments:

  1. First...good morning bitches!!!!

    With a tool like that, who needs the hammer to be nailed.

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    1. I meant to ask Mj, does this mean your doing some improvements to this dump?

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    2. MISTRESS MADDIE: Since it seems that many Infomaniac Bitches have retired, Mistress MJ is building a new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.

      We here at Infomaniac realize that you are far too young to take advantage of our facilities but it can’t hurt to book early to assure yourself a room for the future.

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    3. I’d like a suite far from the disco and gincuzzi.

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    4. JEFFERY: How do you feel about a room by the Vodka Fountain?

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    5. Well, I take a room if it comes with that, uh, tool above.

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    6. MISTRESS MADDIE: I suppose you’ll expect room service, too.

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  2. I tightened a screw on a loose knob. Not sure if this counts?
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Your new Loopy Letters project means you’re far too busy for DIY.

      You may have to hire a “handyman.”

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  3. For this photo, I would've chosen a ball peen.

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    1. NORMA: “Ball Peen” … this could be Mr. Peenee’s handyman name.

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    2. Works as a stripper name too.

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    3. HAYWARD: Peenee’s drag name is Coco Vreeland, by the way

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    4. just spill your guts, why don't you? Besides my current nom is "Klorine the DIsco Queen"

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    5. PEENEE: "Ball Peen" by day, "Klorine the DIsco Queen" by night.

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  4. Up on a ladder last Sunday with an electric drill installing brackets on a friend's new home so she could hang Christmas garland on the front of the house.

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    1. LX: I hope you read the ladder safety public service announcement.

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  5. That boy should never need to do it himself!! Jx

    PS Cue a whole series of "tool-box" jokes.

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    1. JON: Let's start with “laying pipe.”

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    2. never could stand a loose screw.

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  6. Looks like he can do some serious banging with that tool!


    Right. Now the obligatory tool pun is over with, I recently demolished the concrete edging around The Parents' lawn in preparation for a new patio. I also dug up an old pear tree, if that counts?

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    1. If you dug up that tree with
      your tool, may I tip my hat to you?

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    2. If Mr. DeVice dug it up with a concrete vibrator, I want to borrow it.

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    3. Well Mj, just don't chip your teeth on it.

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  7. A true craftsman always takes good care of his tools.

    I figured out why my rear break lights were malfunctioning and fixed it. Saved myself a serious repair bill. Thank goodness for the internet!

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    1. EROS: Good to hear you take care of your rear.

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  8. If there is something I hate (except from cleaning windows) it is "DiY", so sorry, no "projects" here.
    If I Had a Hammer, darling ...

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