Bitch. I would never be seen dead in such a pair of "Old Rose" rope-thong-strap velveteen monstrosities, and, ghastly socks or no socks, I've never been that hairy! Jx
I owned such socks - one pair in black. The white pair went from light grey to dark grey in no time, maybe my laundry habits played a role.
I think the combination is not good, prone to bottom burn. And frankly, I do not like this thin cord / laces dingle-dangle-stuff. I'm sure she wears one of those seventies Franz-Beckenbauer-gym-shorts
No fuss. It's easy after all : White stuff is sixty degrees, other clobber is forty. Socks are different, they may be boiled, why not. I basically wear socks of no specific colour, they'll adapt. It may be called "Groan" or something - possibly the next pantone of the year !
PRINNY: The opposite is true for me. The smaller the foot, the more likely you can purchase your socks in the kid’s section. More colour selections AND cheaper!
the reality is this: if those socks (and those divoon platforms) came from the creative minds at GUCCI you'd see this look on Gigi Hadid slumming Macy's Black Friday...
Vile colour. Imagine the rest of the outfit. Jx
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DeleteJON, if you hadn’t cropped your body from the photo I could imagine the rest of the outfit.
DeleteBitch. I would never be seen dead in such a pair of "Old Rose" rope-thong-strap velveteen monstrosities, and, ghastly socks or no socks, I've never been that hairy! Jx
DeleteAnd note the zippers on the backs of the shoes.
DeleteI owned such socks - one pair in black. The white pair went from light grey to dark grey in no time, maybe my laundry habits played a role.
ReplyDeleteI think the combination is not good, prone to bottom burn. And frankly, I do not like this thin cord / laces dingle-dangle-stuff.
I'm sure she wears one of those seventies Franz-Beckenbauer-gym-shorts
70s flashback! Agh!!!
Deletep.s. Remember, Mago, to separate your whites from your coloureds. That doesn’t sound good, does it?
No fuss. It's easy after all : White stuff is sixty degrees, other clobber is forty.
DeleteSocks are different, they may be boiled, why not. I basically wear socks of no specific colour, they'll adapt. It may be called "Groan" or something - possibly the next pantone of the year !
I should have heeded the warning on you blog...
ReplyDeleteYou Bitches never learn, do you?
DeleteDon’t leave the house in that. The mistressmobile might mow your ass down.
ReplyDelete*revs engine*
DeleteGiven the socks and sandals travesty, I suppose there's no point in asking where she left her epilady?
ReplyDelete*puts MistressMobile into reverse and mows down Mr. DeVice*
DeleteKettle black, Mistress. Kettle black.
ReplyDeleteLX: *opens the throttle*
DeleteLX , dear....could you come me meet in the dark corner please. This will take but a minute.......
DeleteIf I ever catch someone wearing socks with sandals, I'll beat their asses with a croc!!!!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Do NOT click on the link provided by LX.
DeleteI only just came to.....
DeleteSome things should never be shared outside the privacy of the home.
ReplyDeleteEROS: As Charlie Rich sang in that gawd-awful country song from 1973, ♫No one knows what goes on behind closed doors♫
DeleteColour options get smaller as your foot size gets bigger darlings... try finding a size 13 in anything but the colour of tears....
ReplyDeletePRINNY: The opposite is true for me. The smaller the foot, the more likely you can purchase your socks in the kid’s section. More colour selections AND cheaper!
DeleteWhy, those are my socks!
ReplyDeleteAnd if those are your sexy gams, Ill marry ya!
DeleteGet a room, Bitches.
DeleteOne should really wear Argyle socks with those type of shoes.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: As it says on the website, this design is timeless.
Deletethe reality is this: if those socks (and those divoon platforms) came from the creative minds at GUCCI you'd see this look on Gigi Hadid slumming Macy's Black Friday...
ReplyDeleteBURT: Tragically, you are 100 % correct.
DeleteI am a 3 1/2 [EUR36] I could probably get away with the sandals. But not the socks.
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