Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

32 comments:

  1. Vile colour. Imagine the rest of the outfit. Jx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. JON, if you hadn’t cropped your body from the photo I could imagine the rest of the outfit.

      Delete
    2. Bitch. I would never be seen dead in such a pair of "Old Rose" rope-thong-strap velveteen monstrosities, and, ghastly socks or no socks, I've never been that hairy! Jx

      Delete
    3. And note the zippers on the backs of the shoes.

      Delete
  2. I owned such socks - one pair in black. The white pair went from light grey to dark grey in no time, maybe my laundry habits played a role.

    I think the combination is not good, prone to bottom burn. And frankly, I do not like this thin cord / laces dingle-dangle-stuff.
    I'm sure she wears one of those seventies Franz-Beckenbauer-gym-shorts

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. 70s flashback! Agh!!!

      p.s. Remember, Mago, to separate your whites from your coloureds. That doesn’t sound good, does it?

      Delete
    2. No fuss. It's easy after all : White stuff is sixty degrees, other clobber is forty.
      Socks are different, they may be boiled, why not. I basically wear socks of no specific colour, they'll adapt. It may be called "Groan" or something - possibly the next pantone of the year !

      Delete
  3. I should have heeded the warning on you blog...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Don’t leave the house in that. The mistressmobile might mow your ass down.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Given the socks and sandals travesty, I suppose there's no point in asking where she left her epilady?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. *puts MistressMobile into reverse and mows down Mr. DeVice*

      Delete
  6. Replies
    1. LX , dear....could you come me meet in the dark corner please. This will take but a minute.......

      Delete
  7. If I ever catch someone wearing socks with sandals, I'll beat their asses with a croc!!!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Do NOT click on the link provided by LX.

      Delete
  8. Some things should never be shared outside the privacy of the home.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. EROS: As Charlie Rich sang in that gawd-awful country song from 1973, ♫No one knows what goes on behind closed doors

      Delete
  9. Colour options get smaller as your foot size gets bigger darlings... try finding a size 13 in anything but the colour of tears....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. PRINNY: The opposite is true for me. The smaller the foot, the more likely you can purchase your socks in the kid’s section. More colour selections AND cheaper!

      Delete
  10. One should really wear Argyle socks with those type of shoes.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. MITZI: As it says on the website, this design is timeless.

      Delete
  11. the reality is this: if those socks (and those divoon platforms) came from the creative minds at GUCCI you'd see this look on Gigi Hadid slumming Macy's Black Friday...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. BURT: Tragically, you are 100 % correct.

      Delete
  12. I am a 3 1/2 [EUR36] I could probably get away with the sandals. But not the socks.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete