Friday, December 27, 2013

Weekend Getaway

Going away for the weekend...



Anyone care to come along?

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    1. In this case, MJ will be the only living being on the field... along with the monkey.

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  2. Getaway? I have a timeshare there.

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  3. Sounds lovely... shall I pack my creamer?

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  4. Is it any wonder you need a get away with all this banning, Mapletops Jacks? Does anyone know if Norma started a support group for us banned folk?

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  5. i can't travel by train anymore; seems i've given all the conductors gifts and they're bent on throwing me off the moving cars now.

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  6. Bitchfield - site of a long lost Russ Meyer movie "Holy Shit, go and move it!". Maybe some of the bitches appeared as extras ... Norma as "Lady on a slow moving train to China", Princess as "The Blooming Gardener", Mistress Maddie as herself carrying a large brown paperback ...

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  7. Unfortunately, my travel funds have been reallocated so I won't be able to join you. Perhaps next year, we'll enjoy feasting in Big Beaver!

    Thanks for all your support and friendship. Be safe and have fun on your travels!

    Happy Holidays

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    and Best Wishes for a Wonderful New Year full of Good Fortune, Good Friends, and Good Times!!!

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    _I_...._I_ Cheers!!!

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  8. Come home soon darling... you have almost been gone a year!
    Oh... And have a happy new one!

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  9. I opened a branch of mrpeenee's Trailer Park there, it's called Hobo Heaven. You get a can of sterno and a dirty blanket when you check in and the showers (a hose run over from the faucet next door) features cucumber scented lice soap. Infomaniac bitches get a special rate, but it's not a discount.

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    1. I have a photo of Mr. Peenee's Hobo Heaven which I'm saving for January.

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  10. Mistress MJ has rolled out the New Year's Eve disco ball.

    See new post.

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  11. There is a place in Cornwall, England called Brown Willy
    https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Brown+Willy,+Saint+Breward&hl=en&sll=52.8382,-2.327815&sspn=7.660759,21.643066&oq=brown+willy&t=h&hnear=Brown+Willy&z=13

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    1. There's also "Massage on the Moors" and the "Jamaica Inn" ... will you perform there, Fanny ?

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    2. Brown Willy?

      It must be near the arse end of Cornwall.

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    3. hello 63mago: yes, I would love to perform in Massage on the Moors and Jamaica Inn. My performance would probably involve me rolling up in a 1960s ambulance which has been painstakingly converted into a sex dungeon, and trolling the laybys and picnic sites looking for rough sex. But I'd really love to call in at Brown Willy. That would be fun!

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    4. There's a whole host of beastly nameplaces the length and breadth of the United States of England:

      Shitterton, in Devon;
      Ugley in Essex;
      Butt Hole Road in Doncaster;
      the village of Twatt in Scotland;
      Sluts Hole Lane in Norwich;
      Blue Vein in Wiltshire;
      Bottom Flash in Cheshire;
      Cocklick End, Lancashire;
      Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire;
      Dirty Gutter, Staffordshire;
      Gay Street, Sussex;
      Great Cockup, Cumbria;
      Lickey End, Worcestershire;
      Sandy Balls, Hampshire;
      Shitlington Crags, Northumberland;
      Titty Ho, Northamptonshire;
      Wetwang, near Bridlington.

      This is just a few, there's plenty more. You'd think the local government would change these shocking names for something easier-on-the-ear, but no, that is the English way - keep the name alive, however embarrassing it is!

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    5. And we have Dildo, Newfoundland; Come By Chance; and Fanny Bay.

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    6. My word. How I would love to visit the place called Dildo.

      As for the place called Fanny Bay..... *flutters eyelashes immodestly*.

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    7. In Québec, there's a town called Les Boules (the boobs)

      But it's in France that we find the best ones:

      Montcul : my ass
      Corps-nuds : naked bodies
      Froidcul : cold butt
      Les Crottes : the turds
      Deux Verges : 2 cocks
      Ste-Verges : Holy Cock
      Anus : need I translate this one?
      Comdom : !
      Bourré : stuffed as in fucked

      and it goes on and on and on...

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    8. Merci, Huggy Jon!

      These French town names are new to me!

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