Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD for his suggestion, as follows…
“Today’s post is ripe with opportunity for the grand opening of an Infomaniac Grocery. Sackers, meat department, someone to handle the cucumbers...lol. Make all the bitches apply and put Norma in charge of cellophane. Mean Dirty Pirate, of course, an expert on rump roast.”
So how about it, Bitches?
YAY first!
ReplyDeleteI'll let the other bitches start the party... I'm too drunk to come up with anything significant right now!
ReplyDeleteIs there a liquor department?
Crikey, you ARE drunk!
ReplyDeleteLook at the photo!!!
He isn't wearing any shoes! What if someone should drop their jar of Ragu in the ethnic food aisles!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope he uses a tissue when he selects his donuts from teh nakery case!
I'm applying for the position of deli worker. My hairnet is being tumble dried right now.
ReplyDeleteBring on the salami and cheese.
i spot something that's
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COOKIE: He isn't wearing any shoes! What if someone should drop their jar of Ragu in the ethnic food aisles!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope he uses a tissue when he selects his donuts from teh nakery case!
Are YOU drunk TOO?
JASON: I'm applying for the position of deli worker. My hairnet is being tumble dried right now.
Bring on the salami and cheese.
Well, Hello DELI!
NORMADESMOND: i spot something that's
screaming for shrink wrap.
Go for it, Norma.
Release your inner Marabel Morgan!
“Voglio un uomo!”
ReplyDeletewow, naked people can shop in canada, sugar? who knew? ;) xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for my interview, inspecting rump roasts.
ReplyDeleteEVERYBODY LINE UP!
THOMBEAU: “Voglio un uomo!”
ReplyDeleteAisle 5.
Get ‘em while they’re fresh!
SAVANNAH: wow, naked people can shop in canada, sugar? who knew?
The problem is finding a place for your wallet.
AYEM8Y: I'm ready for my interview, inspecting rump roasts.
EVERYBODY LINE UP!
Let’s use your rump roast as an example of a prime cut.
I'd shop there. For sure.
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ReplyDeleteSorry got a bit over-excited there.
ReplyDeleteYou know how I feel about red wine and salami. Get's me into trouble every time.
I wonder if the store was empty at the time. You can't go lollygagging around like that in the presence of SOME!
ReplyDeleteI have "a friend" who would be interested in working in the incontinence product department. Is there an employee discount?
ReplyDeleteROSES: I'd shop there. For sure.
ReplyDeleteSorry got a bit over-excited there.
You know how I feel about red wine and salami. Get's me into trouble every time.
Who said anything about you SHOPPING there?
Get into the back and make sure we have enough HobNobs!
MANDA: I wonder if the store was empty at the time. You can't go lollygagging around like that in the presence of SOME!
Don’t just stand there.
Bag something!
VON LX: I have "a friend" who would be interested in working in the incontinence product department. Is there an employee discount?
How many “friends” do you HAVE?
Yes, there’s an employee discount on bladder weakness products.
He’ll only have to spend a penny!
I swear I know him!
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'tis a sad day when a wino cant even afford some clobber to go shopping... Good to see he can still afford grog though...
ReplyDeleteI like a bloke that can prioritise...
SCARLET: I swear I know him!
ReplyDeleteIs it Mr. Beastie?
PRINCESS: 'tis a sad day when a wino cant even afford some clobber to go shopping... Good to see he can still afford grog though...
I like a bloke that can prioritise...
Stock the shelves while you’re standing there, would you?
No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pic is the spit of one of my ex's!!! It's the posture. I'm going to have to print it off and show people.
ReplyDeleteI might draw him some pants though.
Sx
I hope that the produce department staff is trimmed and/or shaved. I don't think that customers would like to find stray pubic hairs in the cauliflower or "accenting" the tomato display.
ReplyDeleteClearly the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" law is completely being ignored here. Does that get you 2 days in the Pokey? Truth is, many of you would enjoy a Pokey!!
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ReplyDeleteWould Scarlet on checkout 2 end her personal chit-chat with the colleague next to her and start scanning my goods before they go out of date.
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't want any help with my packing, I don't have a club card and I most certainly don't want to buy any of your 2 for a pound out of date chocolate bars!
Good day to you.
SCARLET: No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pic is the spit of one of my ex's!!! It's the posture. I'm going to have to print it off and show people.
ReplyDeleteI might draw him some pants though.
And a bowtie for a nice finishing touch.
TB: I hope that the produce department staff is trimmed and/or shaved. I don't think that customers would like to find stray pubic hairs in the cauliflower or "accenting" the tomato display.
Don’t think of it as pubic hair…think of it as garnish.
KELLY RED: Clearly the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" law is completely being ignored here. Does that get you 2 days in the Pokey? Truth is, many of you would enjoy a Pokey!!
It gets you two days in the oubliette.
MITZI: Would Scarlet on checkout 2 end her personal chit-chat with the colleague next to her and start scanning my goods before they go out of date.
No, I don't want any help with my packing, I don't have a club card and I most certainly don't want to buy any of your 2 for a pound out of date chocolate bars!
Good day to you.
Miss Scarlet is preoccupied chatting with no-pants man.
I overheard her asking to test the firmness of his plums.