tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5992925818378450473..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Infomaniac Grocery Store – Now HiringThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23588970746632806092011-10-17T19:28:50.842-04:002011-10-17T19:28:50.842-04:00SCARLET: No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pi...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pic is the spit of one of my ex's!!! It's the posture. I'm going to have to print it off and show people.<br />I might draw him some pants though.</i><br /><br />And a bowtie for a nice finishing touch.<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>I hope that the produce department staff is trimmed and/or shaved. I don't think that customers would like to find stray pubic hairs in the cauliflower or "accenting" the tomato display.</i><br /><br />Don’t think of it as pubic hair…think of it as garnish.<br /><br /><b>KELLY RED</b>: <i>Clearly the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" law is completely being ignored here. Does that get you 2 days in the Pokey? Truth is, many of you would enjoy a Pokey!!</i><br /><br />It gets you two days in the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mkmxsb/" rel="nofollow">oubliette</a>.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>Would Scarlet on checkout 2 end her personal chit-chat with the colleague next to her and start scanning my goods before they go out of date.<br />No, I don't want any help with my packing, I don't have a club card and I most certainly don't want to buy any of your 2 for a pound out of date chocolate bars!<br />Good day to you.</i><br /><br />Miss Scarlet is preoccupied chatting with no-pants man.<br /><br />I overheard her asking to test the firmness of his plums.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92095695902485310492011-10-17T14:04:57.429-04:002011-10-17T14:04:57.429-04:00Would Scarlet on checkout 2 end her personal chit-...Would Scarlet on checkout 2 end her personal chit-chat with the colleague next to her and start scanning my goods before they go out of date.<br /><br />No, I don't want any help with my packing, I don't have a club card and I most certainly don't want to buy any of your 2 for a pound out of date chocolate bars!<br /><br />Good day to you.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26277322171707461342011-10-17T12:11:24.755-04:002011-10-17T12:11:24.755-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.KellyRedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09772083557607205029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66682472402407604722011-10-17T12:11:15.765-04:002011-10-17T12:11:15.765-04:00Clearly the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service&q...Clearly the "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" law is completely being ignored here. Does that get you 2 days in the Pokey? Truth is, many of you would enjoy a Pokey!!KellyRedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09772083557607205029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72423879387498578812011-10-17T09:09:46.660-04:002011-10-17T09:09:46.660-04:00I hope that the produce department staff is trimme...I hope that the produce department staff is trimmed and/or shaved. I don't think that customers would like to find stray pubic hairs in the cauliflower or "accenting" the tomato display.TBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8035093380136240822011-10-17T09:00:34.575-04:002011-10-17T09:00:34.575-04:00No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pic is the ...No, not Mr Beastie, but the man in the pic is the spit of one of my ex's!!! It's the posture. I'm going to have to print it off and show people.<br />I might draw him some pants though.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66910959039009149392011-10-17T08:26:46.092-04:002011-10-17T08:26:46.092-04:00SCARLET: I swear I know him!
Is it Mr. Beastie?
...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I swear I know him!</i><br /><br />Is it Mr. Beastie?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>'tis a sad day when a wino cant even afford some clobber to go shopping... Good to see he can still afford grog though... <br />I like a bloke that can prioritise...</i><br /><br />Stock the shelves while you’re standing there, would you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37804671382827777622011-10-17T08:09:07.339-04:002011-10-17T08:09:07.339-04:00'tis a sad day when a wino cant even afford so...'tis a sad day when a wino cant even afford some clobber to go shopping... Good to see he can still afford grog though... <br />I like a bloke that can prioritise...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35480530373737409502011-10-17T04:19:07.610-04:002011-10-17T04:19:07.610-04:00I swear I know him!
SxI swear I know him!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59155250929526898592011-10-17T04:05:15.775-04:002011-10-17T04:05:15.775-04:00ROSES: I'd shop there. For sure.
Sorry got a b...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'd shop there. For sure.<br />Sorry got a bit over-excited there.<br />You know how I feel about red wine and salami. Get's me into trouble every time.</i><br /><br />Who said anything about you SHOPPING there?<br /><br />Get into the back and make sure we have enough HobNobs!<br /><br /><b>MANDA</b>: <i>I wonder if the store was empty at the time. You can't go lollygagging around like that in the presence of SOME!</i><br /><br />Don’t just stand there.<br /><br />Bag something!<br /><br /><b>VON LX</b>: <i>I have "a friend" who would be interested in working in the incontinence product department. Is there an employee discount?</i><br /><br />How many “friends” do you HAVE?<br /><br />Yes, there’s an employee discount on bladder weakness products.<br /><br />He’ll only have to <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ybpd3wp/" rel="nofollow">spend a penny</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37128124365977038302011-10-17T03:58:42.022-04:002011-10-17T03:58:42.022-04:00I have "a friend" who would be intereste...I have "a friend" who would be interested in working in the incontinence product department. Is there an employee discount?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1249246352479125122011-10-17T03:47:03.756-04:002011-10-17T03:47:03.756-04:00I wonder if the store was empty at the time. You c...I wonder if the store was empty at the time. You can't go lollygagging around like that in the presence of SOME!Moonblossomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03256723965133456015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69579105941160090882011-10-17T02:51:45.899-04:002011-10-17T02:51:45.899-04:00Sorry got a bit over-excited there.
You know how ...Sorry got a bit over-excited there.<br /><br />You know how I feel about red wine and salami. Get's me into trouble every time.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31881395823152934212011-10-17T02:50:10.665-04:002011-10-17T02:50:10.665-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13978536460541082852011-10-17T02:50:00.755-04:002011-10-17T02:50:00.755-04:00I'd shop there. For sure.I'd shop there. For sure.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11032262200241425832011-10-17T02:03:43.277-04:002011-10-17T02:03:43.277-04:00THOMBEAU: “Voglio un uomo!”
Aisle 5.
Get ‘em whi...<b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>“Voglio un uomo!”</i><br /><br />Aisle 5.<br /><br />Get ‘em while they’re fresh!<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>wow, naked people can shop in canada, sugar? who knew?</i><br /><br />The problem is finding a place for your wallet.<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>I'm ready for my interview, inspecting rump roasts.<br />EVERYBODY LINE UP!</i><br /><br />Let’s use <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3rmtu9y/" rel="nofollow">your rump roast</a> as an example of a prime cut.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87931484192530917362011-10-17T00:03:13.789-04:002011-10-17T00:03:13.789-04:00I'm ready for my interview, inspecting rump ro...I'm ready for my interview, inspecting rump roasts.<br /><br />EVERYBODY LINE UP!ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48096036506249803672011-10-16T22:13:54.456-04:002011-10-16T22:13:54.456-04:00wow, naked people can shop in canada, sugar? who k...wow, naked people can shop in canada, sugar? who knew? ;) xoxoxoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5845578959664345422011-10-16T21:12:38.623-04:002011-10-16T21:12:38.623-04:00“Voglio un uomo!”“Voglio un uomo!”Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69769880066908483942011-10-16T20:57:02.803-04:002011-10-16T20:57:02.803-04:00COOKIE: He isn't wearing any shoes! What if so...<b>COOKIE</b>: <i>He isn't wearing any shoes! What if someone should drop their jar of Ragu in the ethnic food aisles!<br />And I hope he uses a tissue when he selects his donuts from teh nakery case!</i><br /><br />Are YOU drunk TOO?<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I'm applying for the position of deli worker. My hairnet is being tumble dried right now.<br />Bring on the salami and cheese.</i><br /><br />Well, Hello DELI!<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>i spot something that's <br />screaming for shrink wrap.</i><br /><br />Go for it, Norma.<br /><br />Release your inner <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qxveqf/" rel="nofollow">Marabel Morgan</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13282756485329991942011-10-16T20:44:18.476-04:002011-10-16T20:44:18.476-04:00i spot something that's
screaming for shrink ...i spot something that's <br />screaming for shrink wrap.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34611870953280490282011-10-16T20:44:11.927-04:002011-10-16T20:44:11.927-04:00I'm applying for the position of deli worker. ...I'm applying for the position of deli worker. My hairnet is being tumble dried right now.<br />Bring on the salami and cheese.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22907495096983675512011-10-16T20:41:03.372-04:002011-10-16T20:41:03.372-04:00He isn't wearing any shoes! What if someone s...He isn't wearing any shoes! What if someone should drop their jar of Ragu in the ethnic food aisles!<br /><br />And I hope he uses a tissue when he selects his donuts from teh nakery case!The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24976484446223794092011-10-16T20:32:54.009-04:002011-10-16T20:32:54.009-04:00Crikey, you ARE drunk!
Look at the photo!!!Crikey, you ARE drunk!<br /><br />Look at the photo!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9928055255910276432011-10-16T20:30:38.383-04:002011-10-16T20:30:38.383-04:00I'll let the other bitches start the party... ...I'll let the other bitches start the party... I'm too drunk to come up with anything significant right now!<br /><br />Is there a liquor department?DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.com