Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Couch Potato Bitches

Get OFF the sofa and start snapping photos of THE GAYEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!


Simply email a photograph of the gayest thing in your house to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Include a brief blurb to go along with your photo.

Deadline: Sunday.

13 comments:

  1. Um, is INVITING PEOPLE OVER for subject matter acceptable ? LOL !!

    THURD.

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  2. He's certainly not holding a potato in his hand!

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  3. VON LX & MAGO: Is it merely coincidence that you two commented one right after the other?

    Are you in the same room?

    Sitting on the couch together?

    HEFF: Um, is INVITING PEOPLE OVER for subject matter acceptable ? LOL !!
    THURD.


    Where the hell has your blog got to, Heff?

    DEEP BLUE: He's certainly not holding a potato in his hand!

    Beware if he’s wearing Tater Mitts.

    Unless you LIKE it rough!

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  4. OUCH!!

    I'm still searching, but I think it's going to be the fan.

    **dives back into the closet in search of more gayness**



    Hai Jon!!

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  5. I am so sorry that I cannot submit this time as I left both my gay & straight things behind.....
    I would take a picture of Mickey, but unfortunately, my dog is straight (can you imagine my embarrassment at the dog park?) Not even to mention that I am homeless, again....
    On the bright side, I am well loved. I'll make a point of making sure that the next thing frivolous that I buy is extra, extra gay. I'll send a photo!

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  6. May I just say that having recently been working the velvet... that couch is all wrong! It will attract all sorts of fluff and seedy undesirable characters... and.. as I don't see any towels it will be awfully difficult to remove any unsightly stains or spillage. I wish their house boys luck in keeping that one clean.

    *skips of to purchase velvet couch*

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  7. Oh and Mistress... Mr von LX and Mr Maggs look to be sitting at least 10 minutes apart....

    Oh hai Jon, CoreyJo, Wally...

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  8. does my batman and robin statuettes count, hows about the green arrow, and gi joe dolls, do they count? my male doll collection is all posed in homo acts, looking for a hitler doll so that i can do the nasty with him (no, it doesn`t mean that he`s a dildo subsitute)

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  9. Oh jeeze...this could be a tough one since my friends would suggest the whole damn apartment is 'the gayest thing'...

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  10. COREYJO: OUCH!!
    I'm still searching, but I think it's going to be the fan.
    **dives back into the closet in search of more gayness**
    Hai Jon!!


    I’m revoking your fag hag badge if you don’t come up with something.

    WALLY: I am so sorry that I cannot submit this time as I left both my gay & straight things behind.....
    I would take a picture of Mickey, but unfortunately, my dog is straight (can you imagine my embarrassment at the dog park?) Not even to mention that I am homeless, again....
    On the bright side, I am well loved. I'll make a point of making sure that the next thing frivolous that I buy is extra, extra gay. I'll send a photo!


    Homelessness…now THERE’S the excuse of the day!

    We have every faith that you’ll make a big gay comeback soon.

    PRINCESS: May I just say that having recently been working the velvet... that couch is all wrong! It will attract all sorts of fluff and seedy undesirable characters... and.. as I don't see any towels it will be awfully difficult to remove any unsightly stains or spillage. I wish their house boys luck in keeping that one clean.
    *skips of to purchase velvet couch*


    At least they’re not using plastic slipcovers.

    Although if they were good enough for Joan Crawford

    PRINCESS: Oh and Mistress... Mr von LX and Mr Maggs look to be sitting at least 10 minutes apart....
    Oh hai Jon, CoreyJo, Wally...


    It’s suspicious, nonetheless.

    ROBIN: does my batman and robin statuettes count, hows about the green arrow, and gi joe dolls, do they count? my male doll collection is all posed in homo acts, looking for a hitler doll so that i can do the nasty with him (no, it doesn`t mean that he`s a dildo subsitute)

    Everything in your household counts!

    It’s one big gay Wonderland!

    And so are YOU!

    Oh Hai, Sara and Luna!

    MICHAEL GUY: Oh jeeze...this could be a tough one since my friends would suggest the whole damn apartment is 'the gayest thing'...

    We could start with the Michael Gay framed portrait above your fireplace and work our way around the house.

    Do you have a “panorama” feature on your camera?

    Girl, you have the Midas touch…everything you touch turns gay!

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  11. Hmmm. I think I can find something gay around here. Let me look in that closet...

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