Thursday, July 08, 2010

Summer Fashion

Just because Mistress MJ is on hiatus doesn’t mean she isn’t keeping her eye on your fashion faux-pas.

She does NOT want to catch any of you dressed like this…



And she shouldn’t have to remind you about unfashionable footwear.

No socks with sandals and no Crocs.

Mistress MJ has spoken.

You may go forth and enjoy your summer now.

39 comments:

  1. First!

    Well you know that I prefer to be NUDE.

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  2. AYEM8Y: First!
    Well you know that I prefer to be NUDE.


    This is uncanny because at the exact time YOU were posting about your nakedness HERE, I was posting a test comment over at the Hair Hall of Fame about how you do EVERYTHING au naturel!

    Welcome to The Hair Hall of Fame, by the way.

    I didn’t mention that fiasco of yours otherwise known as the Leprosarium.

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  3. I know I have been laughing about it for the past few minutes! BTW I’m nude as we type.

    And just because you are currently in seclusion does not mean that the ongoing Leprosarium/House of Beauty trial is not still ongoing.

    Thank you for the warm welcome to the HH of F. “Would you like to have a seat in my chair while I whip up some color? I use a special ingredient supplied by Miss Scarlet.”

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  4. AYEM8Y: Regarding the Leprosarium vs. the Infomaniac House of Beauty trial…

    Mistress MJ resents your false accusations and will have her day in court.

    Miss Scarlet’s secret ingredient is love. You can’t buy THAT.

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  5. *blushes*
    They don't call me Scarlet for nothing!
    Sx

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  6. I saw a rather obese man wearing socks IN crocs.... gah!

    Naked is nice, but I have too many windows and neighbours too close to do that much.

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  7. oh, ok.
    (taking off my daisy printed fringed mini smock now.)

    harrumph

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  8. SCARLET: *blushes*
    They don't call me Scarlet for nothing!


    You are rightfully employed by the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    Ayem8y doesn’t have a (peg) leg to stand on.

    PONITA: I saw a rather obese man wearing socks IN crocs.... gah!
    Naked is nice, but I have too many windows and neighbours too close to do that much.


    Earlier this week I saw a woman in Crocs and socks.

    I choked on my hot dog.

    JASON: oh, ok.
    (taking off my daisy printed fringed mini smock now.)
    harrumph


    Is that a CAFTAN you’ve replaced it with?

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  9. i always do a pail with my poncho.

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  10. Test comment posted July 8, 2010 at approximately 6:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time.

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  11. NORMADESMOND: i always do a pail with my poncho.

    Is that a real poncho...i mean
    Is that a Mexican poncho
    Or is that a Sears poncho?

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  12. my eyes, my eyes! seriously, did people really wear outfits like that? ever? xoxoxox

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  13. So happy to have the Mistress back for a few moments that I'll leave the "I choked on my hot dog." comment alone.

    Just so you know Jason and I were planning to go to the beach today wearing matching daisy printed fringed mini smocks.

    My outing is ruined.

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  14. SAVANNAH: my eyes, my eyes! seriously, did people really wear outfits like that? ever?

    Have times really improved if people are wearing CROCS on the streets TODAY?

    AYEM8Y: So happy to have the Mistress back for a few moments that I'll leave the "I choked on my hot dog." comment alone.
    Just so you know Jason and I were planning to go to the beach today wearing matching daisy printed fringed mini smocks.
    My outing is ruined.


    An oil spill can’t ruin your trip to the beach but a fashion faux pas CAN!

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  15. That pesky oil spill story again. Nothing to worry about really it’s a media fabrication. Just some respiratory issues, dizzy spells, headaches, bird flu like symptoms, brain hemorrhages, bleeding from the eyes, zombie transformations, etc. Everyone gets so worked up over it.

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  16. I have a pair of flip flops that would go perfect with that... ehm... how would you call this outfit???

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  17. AYEM8Y: That pesky oil spill story again. Nothing to worry about really it’s a media fabrication. Just some respiratory issues, dizzy spells, headaches, bird flu like symptoms, brain hemorrhages, bleeding from the eyes, zombie transformations, etc. Everyone gets so worked up over it.

    May we suggest a soothing aromatic lavendar eye mask?

    LENI: I have a pair of flip flops that would go perfect with that... ehm... how would you call this outfit???

    DON’T GET ME STARTED ON FLIP FLOPS!

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  18. Oh. I am wearing flip-flops. Right now. But they are velvet and are covered in sequins.
    Sx

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  19. SCARLET: Oh. I am wearing flip-flops. Right now. But they are velvet and are covered in sequins.

    Well at least there is some trifling attempt at style at work there, Miss Scarlet.

    Nonetheless, they are flip flops.

    You can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.

    Remove them at once!

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  20. They are very pretty. Honest! They are not made of plastic or rubber... in fact... if it weren't for the fact that they are flip-flops then they wouldn't really be anything like flip-flops at all.
    Sx

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  21. SCARLET: They are very pretty. Honest! They are not made of plastic or rubber... in fact... if it weren't for the fact that they are flip-flops then they wouldn't really be anything like flip-flops at all.

    Do they make that horrid “flip flop” sound when you walk?

    If so, then they are flip flops and must be confiscated.

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  22. I must admit that I have a pair of really old crocs (which I call my plastic hooves) and I do wear them when I putter, plant and weed the garden. But I never wear them when I visit Miss MJ because I know that elicit all sorts of suppressed emotions.

    So while I admit to sitting cross legged on my fathers grave and eating bacon, I would never wear croc to MJ's House of Couture.

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  23. *flip-flop-flip-flop-flap*
    ...erm.... sob....
    Sx

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  24. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: I must admit that I have a pair of really old crocs (which I call my plastic hooves) and I do wear them when I putter, plant and weed the garden. But I never wear them when I visit Miss MJ because I know that elicit all sorts of suppressed emotions.
    So while I admit to sitting cross legged on my fathers grave and eating bacon, I would never wear croc to MJ's House of Couture.


    What if the members of the Women's Auxiliary Garden Club want to hold their annual tea in your yard?

    Are you going to greet them wearing CROCS?!

    SCARLET: *flip-flop-flip-flop-flap*
    ...erm.... sob....


    Off with them.

    Now.

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  25. What about climbing a mountain or fording a stream in my curtain-fabric romper suit - Can I do that?

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  26. Black (wife beater) muscle shirts, and camo cargo pants...ALWAYS !!!

    Is blogger really STILL deleting your comments ?!?

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  27. HEFF: Black (wife beater) muscle shirts, and camo cargo pants...ALWAYS !!!
    Is blogger really STILL deleting your comments ?!?


    I bet you’re going commando too.

    Yes, Blogger is still deleting my comments.

    There are a couple of Google guys working on the problem but so far no solution.

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  28. Damn. That comment of mine will probably disappear so I'll have to try it over again this way...

    HEFF: Black (wife beater) muscle shirts, and camo cargo pants...ALWAYS !!!
    Is blogger really STILL deleting your comments ?!?


    I bet you’re going commando too.

    Yes, Blogger is still deleting my comments.

    There are a couple of Google guys working on the problem but so far no solution.

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  29. My Jesus sandals are falling apart. I really should be arrested.

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  30. "I choked on my hot dog"

    Nice euphemism Mistress!

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  31. GEOFF: My Jesus sandals are falling apart. I really should be arrested.

    I’m throwing away the key as we speak.

    XL: "I choked on my hot dog"
    Nice euphemism Mistress!


    Actually, saying I choked is a bit of a fib as Mistress MJ has no gag reflex.

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  32. mj is dropping frank zappa bombs and dishing smocks. What madness is this. I go away for just a bit - and insanity rearsits ugly head. Please to pay attention- kabuki is working on a dsl hookup that will bring joy to one and all. providing they adore me. like i adore you. happy summer, do you get sunshine in canada? does it melt the moose droppings? Do crocs feel unconfortable on the frozen tundra? kabuki is such an inquisitive soul.

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  33. KABUKI: mj is dropping frank zappa bombs and dishing smocks. What madness is this. I go away for just a bit - and insanity rearsits ugly head. Please to pay attention- kabuki is working on a dsl hookup that will bring joy to one and all. providing they adore me. like i adore you. happy summer, do you get sunshine in canada? does it melt the moose droppings? Do crocs feel unconfortable on the frozen tundra? kabuki is such an inquisitive soul.

    Sunshine in Canada? Ain’t no sunshine when you’re gone, kabuki. Here comes the sun, little darlin’. I’ve been waiting so long, to be where I’m going, in the sunshine of your love.

    Do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

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  34. "What if the members of the Women's Auxiliary Garden Club want to hold their annual tea in your yard?"

    Women's Auxillary? We don't let no second best group in our garden. They can hold it in some public park.

    Now if the Ladies Garden Club (!!!) wanted to hold their tea and musicale in the garden, then we would wear our best (and banish the crocs to the garage) linen suit jacket, linen trousers and summer appropriate saddle shoes (I love me some saddle shoes) because they are kicky.

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  35. MJ, your comments have returned!

    They've been restored!

    Check 'em out!


    As for the outfits, surely, this is taking recycling too far. I'm sure there are better uses for old window curtains.

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  36. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: "What if the members of the Women's Auxiliary Garden Club want to hold their annual tea in your yard?"Women's Auxillary? We don't let no second best group in our garden. They can hold it in some public park.
    Now if the Ladies Garden Club (!!!) wanted to hold their tea and musicale in the garden, then we would wear our best (and banish the crocs to the garage) linen suit jacket, linen trousers and summer appropriate saddle shoes (I love me some saddle shoes) because they are kicky.


    Will you be wearing a hat?

    I do so wish men would wear hats again and I don’t mean those ridiculous baseball caps.

    Unleash your inner Don Draper.

    EROS: MJ, your comments have returned!
    They've been restored!
    Check 'em out!

    As for the outfits, surely, this is taking recycling too far. I'm sure there are better uses for old window curtains.


    SAY WOT?!!!

    *checks it out*

    Eh? (That’s Canadian for “huh?”)

    Where are you seeing my comments?

    I don’t see them.

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  37. MJ, it would appear that your comments have vanished again, but about forty minutes ago when I got on line, I saw your comments (and Leni's, too), even the old ones on old posts, all returned. The comments count even matched the number of comments in the pop up box.

    But when I signed on to comment, they vanished again!

    But that's a good sign. It means that Blogger really is working on your comments. And even further proof, the old comment you left on Nitecruzr's blog (I think it was test comment 2) is still there!

    It's a good sign that Blogger really is working out the kinks and trying to restore your comments. I've a very good feeling that this whole comment fiasco will be resolved soon.

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  38. EROS: Fantastic!

    *fingers crossed*

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  39. On my recent holiday I saw an elderly pensioner wearing powder blue shorts, knee length socks and the pièce de résistance a pair of brown brogues.

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