Friday, July 30, 2010

In The Summer, When It Sizzles



Hot enough for ya?

27 comments:

  1. Oddly Brooklyn is cool tonight. But that rump is pretty hot.

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  2. And I was first, second, and third!

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  3. 63mago, not allowed in by blogger :)8:04 PM, July 30, 2010

    You need coolin' baby, I'm not fooling.

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  4. A cold shower would cool down the body just as fast as the A/C fanning your fanny.

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  5. Is The Mistress getting rug burns?

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  6. are the louvers on the coldspot pointed in the correct direction and is the air conditioner blowing on your snatch?

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  7. LEAH: Oddly Brooklyn is cool tonight. But that rump is pretty hot.
    I like the word rump.
    And I was first, second, and third!


    My rump is roasted.

    MAGO: You need coolin' baby, I'm not fooling.

    Franconian devil man!

    You KNOW Mistress likes that song!

    EROS: A cold shower would cool down the body just as fast as the A/C fanning your fanny.

    And by fanny, are you referring to the American meaning of the word or the British?

    XL: Is The Mistress getting rug burns?

    She is indeed.

    Fluff a pillow for me, would you and place it accordingly?

    NORMADESMOND: are the louvers on the coldspot pointed in the correct direction and is the air conditioner blowing on your snatch?

    *makes adjustment*

    Thanks, Norma. No wonder my snatch was sizzlin’.

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  8. Tragically, throughout the entire 1990s, the window unit I had was actually older than the one in the photo. It didn't have faux wood paneling or anything!

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  9. Who knew Mistress MJ was so flexible! Do you take yoga? Is that the lotus ass bending fawn pose?

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  10. Would you like Fries with that?....

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  11. I think it's called "The Sultan's offering", Random.

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  12. I thought it was called Paris when it sizzles, but as fond as I am about the classics I am thankful there are no photos of that skank

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  14. I believe our summer has now fizzled as we're inundated with drizzle.

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  15. STACIA: Tragically, throughout the entire 1990s, the window unit I had was actually older than the one in the photo. It didn't have faux wood paneling or anything!

    What a clunker.

    Did you have to sit on top of it to keep cool?

    RANDOM CHICK: Who knew Mistress MJ was so flexible! Do you take yoga? Is that the lotus ass bending fawn pose?

    Yes, and don’t stand behind me after I’ve eaten a curry.

    PRINCESS: Would you like Fries with that?....

    These lightly toasted buns should be plenty, thank you.

    MAGO: I think it's called "The Sultan's offering", Random.

    On special, today only.

    CYBERPOOF: I thought it was called Paris when it sizzles, but as fond as I am about the classics I am thankful there are no photos of that skank

    Infomaniac is a PH-free zone.

    Don’t make me say her name.

    IVD: I believe our summer has now fizzled as we're inundated with drizzle.

    Fo shizzle?

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  16. Arn't you in love with Paris?

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  17. CYBERPOOF: Say her name bitch!

    Shut it.

    Usually the only time her name is mentioned around here is when YOU bring it up.

    MAGO: Arn't you in love with Paris?

    The city, not the socialite.

    XL: One thing about Paris did sizzle!

    *sweeps majestically back into room after video clip to agree with XL*

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  18. Somebody HELP that poor girl ! She's gonna suffocate from her own tittage !

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  19. A sculpture in this pose would make a lovely vase or planter.

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  20. Thats one way of excercising unwanted moisture from a woman's secret lady place. But the room now has an "off" odor.

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  21. HEFF: Somebody HELP that poor girl ! She's gonna suffocate from her own tittage !

    Spoken like someone who’s been face first in it.

    CYBERPOOF: Fo shizzle

    Didn’t I say that already?

    HAYWARD: A sculpture in this pose would make a lovely vase or planter.

    How about this?

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Thats one way of excercising unwanted moisture from a woman's secret lady place. But the room now has an "off" odor.

    I’ve hung this corn dog air freshener.

    “Close your eyes and you can almost smell the sweet honey batter and the steaming, salty meat product nestled inside.”

    Their words, not mine.

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  22. That is a chiropractor's dream!

    Stop!! If your garter belt snaps you could lose an eye!!!

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  23. MICHAEL GUY: That is a chiropractor's dream!
    Stop!! If your garter belt snaps you could lose an eye!!!


    Thanks for taking my personal safety into account, Michael.

    It’s all fun and games ‘til someone loses an eye.

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