Saturday, April 03, 2010

Saturday Snatch

Mistress MJ is busy assembling your How Not To Decorate Competition entries.

Try to find other ways to amuse yourselves today.



May we suggest the Infomaniac “Games Room”?
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32 comments:

  1. jason12:05 AM, April 03, 2010

    first....
    with a hole in two!

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  2. mrpeenee12:43 AM, April 03, 2010

    Welcome to Titty Lanes, home of Snatch Bowling.

    "Our Waitresses May Look Like Guys, But They Got All the Right Plumbing."

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  3. Princess1:04 AM, April 03, 2010

    "Mother"!

    "Pass me the smelling salts"....

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  4. Princess1:05 AM, April 03, 2010

    Oh...And a Fan to avert the eyes...

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  5. UBERMOUTH2:52 AM, April 03, 2010

    Christ!When you put it that way, it's a wonder all men aren't gay!

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice3:51 AM, April 03, 2010

    I swear these mini-golf holes get more disgusting the further around the course one gets. It's the reason why I simply will not play anymore.

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  7. Kapitano4:37 AM, April 03, 2010

    Have you noticed, straight men are obsessed with vaginas - but they're also obsessed with penises. Their own, each other's, always comparing sizes, always worrying about getting it up or keeping it up.

    Straight porn is all about cocks - thrusting, spurting, being licked - with incidental pussies and mouths.

    Gay men...are obsessed with cocks, but completely baffled by the appeal of vaginas.

    Perhaps all men are gay. They certainly don't take much persuading.

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  8. normadesmond5:23 AM, April 03, 2010

    okay, so where are the croquet balls and mallets?

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  9. CyberPete6:00 AM, April 03, 2010

    Is that the cockroach race?

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  10. tony6:43 AM, April 03, 2010

    I Am Going 10-Pin Bowling Today.This Kinda gets Me In The Mood!

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  11. Geoff7:13 AM, April 03, 2010

    Tiger Woods' practice course.

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  12. kabuki zero8:38 AM, April 03, 2010

    and me without my putter, damn it all

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  13. LẌ10:09 AM, April 03, 2010

    Echo contest!

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  14. The Mistress10:11 AM, April 03, 2010

    BITCHES: Despite my busy day, I simply had to drop in to comment on your goings-on.

    JASON: first....
    with a hole in two!

    Well done! … considering the tiny size of your balls.

    MR. PEENEE: Welcome to Titty Lanes, home of Snatch Bowling.
    "Our Waitresses May Look Like Guys, But They Got All the Right Plumbing."

    I expect we’ll see a lot of ball-licking.

    PRINCESS: "Mother"!
    "Pass me the smelling salts"....
    Oh...And a Fan to avert the eyes...

    May we suggest hiding under her petticoat?

    UBERMOUTH: Christ!When you put it that way, it's a wonder all men aren't gay!

    See comment from Kapitano.

    IVD: I swear these mini-golf holes get more disgusting the further around the course one gets. It's the reason why I simply will not play anymore.

    Do you use your broomstick as a golf club?

    That could be where you’re going wrong.

    KAPI: Have you noticed, straight men are obsessed with vaginas - but they're also obsessed with penises. Their own, each other's, always comparing sizes, always worrying about getting it up or keeping it up.
    Straight porn is all about cocks - thrusting, spurting, being licked - with incidental pussies and mouths.
    Gay men...are obsessed with cocks, but completely baffled by the appeal of vaginas.
    Perhaps all men are gay. They certainly don't take much persuading.

    We shall be exploring this issue in future on Infomaniac.

    I expect our resident “all men are gay” expert Kapitano to have even more to say at that time.

    NORMADESMOND: okay, so where are the croquet balls and mallets?

    Croquet balls?

    That just wouldn’t be cricket.

    CYBERPOOF: Is that the cockroach race?

    Those are most unorthodox roach motels.

    "Roaches check in, but they don't check out!"

    TONY: I Am Going 10-Pin Bowling Today.This Kinda gets Me In The Mood!

    Remember, it’s fun until someone loses an eye.

    GEOFF: Tiger Woods' practice course.

    Hahaha!!!

    The playing field is wide open!

    KABUKI: and me without my putter, damn it all

    We heard you had to get the shaft regripped.

    XL: Echo contest!

    Yodeling up the canyon?

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  15. CyberPete10:20 AM, April 03, 2010

    Are we talking Vagina Dentata?

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  16. Heff11:41 AM, April 03, 2010

    Holes 16, 17 & 18 at your local Mini-Putt ??

    Sorry I didn't enter the contest, but all the Decor at Heff's Bar And Grill is absolutely Fucking AWESOME, so I couldn't enter.

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  17. Philip Mershon12:26 PM, April 03, 2010

    Oh, my mistake. I thought this was Ayem8ty's entry photo!

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  18. Ms Scarlet1:12 PM, April 03, 2010

    I wonder what the prize is...?
    Sx

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  19. The Mistress1:39 PM, April 03, 2010

    CYBERPETE: Are we talking Vagina Dentata?

    We’re chewing it over.

    HEFF: Holes 16, 17 & 18 at your local Mini-Putt ??
    Sorry I didn't enter the contest, but all the Decor at Heff's Bar And Grill is absolutely Fucking AWESOME, so I couldn't enter.

    Just because you didn’t enter doesn’t mean you can’t vote.

    Get your ass back here on Monday/Tuesday.

    FELIX: Oh, my mistake. I thought this was Ayem8ty's entry photo!

    Easy to make that mistake.

    Where is that truck stop trollop, anyway?

    Perhaps a bus full of conventioneers pulled into town.

    SCARLET: I wonder what the prize is...?

    If you don’t all stop mumbling about the prize, I’ll send you the clown painting!

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  20. eroswings1:39 PM, April 03, 2010

    It's the original production of the Vagina Monologues!

    Quick, what are they saying?

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  21. The Mistress1:41 PM, April 03, 2010

    EROS: It's the original production of the Vagina Monologues!
    Quick, what are they saying?

    They’re lip-synching!

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  22. Old Knudsen1:59 PM, April 03, 2010

    Are they being black balled?

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  23. The Mistress2:15 PM, April 03, 2010

    KNUDSEN: Are they being black balled?

    Have you got blue balls?

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  24. CyberPete2:24 PM, April 03, 2010

    Ewwwwww!

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  25. CyberPete5:26 PM, April 03, 2010

    Oh, for green balls go to Princess blog!

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  26. Mitzi 5:32 PM, April 03, 2010

    Oh our Ada! They all remind me of nanna without her teeth in.

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  27. Princess6:34 PM, April 03, 2010

    Dear Mistress
    "Vigina Dentata"

    You have put a name to the condition that i am now convinced
    a very dear friend of mine suffered.
    She described suffering symptoms if this awful maladay in the changing rooms at the Golf Club and Swimming pool...

    I suggested that she see her orthogynecologist who examained her thoroughly and cured her by inserting a lovely set of porceline venereals.

    She is now ever so happy and butch and...
    "I am just so totally into minge"...

    Bless her... right down to her little old hiker boots...

    Thankyou MJ! Conundrum solved!

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  28. The Mistress10:52 PM, April 03, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Ewwwwww!

    Ewwwwww too.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh, for green balls go to Princess blog!

    Been there got the balls.

    MITZI: Oh our Ada! They all remind me of nanna without her teeth in.

    But your nana earned more money by taking her teeth out!

    Gum ‘em, gran!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress
    "Vigina Dentata"
    You have put a name to the condition that i am now convinced
    a very dear friend of mine suffered.
    She described suffering symptoms if this awful maladay in the changing rooms at the Golf Club and Swimming pool...
    I suggested that she see her orthogynecologist who examained her thoroughly and cured her by inserting a lovely set of porceline venereals.
    She is now ever so happy and butch and...
    "I am just so totally into minge"...
    Bless her... right down to her little old hiker boots...
    Thankyou MJ! Conundrum solved!

    I just hope she’s not wearing Crocs.

    That’s all I ask of ANYONE.

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  29. LẌ11:04 PM, April 03, 2010

    Peep! Peep! Peep!

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  30. The Mistress11:04 PM, April 03, 2010

    Oh hold on, XL.

    I'm working on the Sunday post as we speak.

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  31. kabuki zero1:14 PM, April 04, 2010

    if only i had thought to grow a vagina garden. But then you always have too much, and end up trying to give vagina away. In my part of town they just aren't popular. And those don't even look fresh. just sayin

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  32. The Mistress1:23 PM, April 04, 2010

    KABUKI: if only i had thought to grow a vagina garden. But then you always have too much, and end up trying to give vagina away. In my part of town they just aren't popular. And those don't even look fresh. just sayin

    They are high maintenance.

    You’re always taking the hedge clippers to them in an effort to keep them looking tidy.

    Entirely too much bother.

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