Friday, April 02, 2010

Filthy Friday – How Not To Decorate Edition

Today is the final day to submit your photos to the How Not To Decorate Competition.


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But while we have you here, tell us what your shower curtain looks like.
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39 comments:

  1. eroswings1:24 AM, April 02, 2010

    My shower curtains is not as patriotic or Betsy Ross-esque as this proud gentleman's. Mine is a plain sage green curtain.

    But never mind the shower curtain, I'm distracted by his collection of cats on the shelves!

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  2. jason1:29 AM, April 02, 2010

    It looks exactly like this...no, I mean like a photo of this.

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  3. LẌ1:55 AM, April 02, 2010

    Instead of that crappy fish prize, I would rather have the shower curtain.

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  4. Roses2:53 AM, April 02, 2010

    I thought today was Good Friday?!

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  5. CyberPete4:15 AM, April 02, 2010

    You know my Mickey Mouse shower curtain though.

    For those who don't, you can go here: http://cyberpete.blogspot.com/2009/01/cribs-blogger-edition.html#links

    and catch a tiny glimpse.

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  6. Princess5:41 AM, April 02, 2010

    Its just a Good "Filthy" Friday...

    Shower Curtains?
    Who uses Curtains?

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  7. Mitzi 6:29 AM, April 02, 2010

    I don't have a shower curtain, it's a glass type sheild on hinges. Carmen says is a bugger to clean.

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  8. Kapitano7:01 AM, April 02, 2010

    My shower curtain is bright pink, with a darling little decorative repeated motif - two apples and a banana.

    Apparently it reflects my "fruity" personality, and my "carefree, gay and happy" outlook on life.

    That's what people say, anyway.

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  9. Ms Scarlet7:13 AM, April 02, 2010

    I also have a glass screen, which responds well to being shammied with warm wet leather.
    Sx

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  10. fanny7:47 AM, April 02, 2010

    Me and Scarls we're both see thru and shammie girls

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  11. Inexplicable DeVice8:14 AM, April 02, 2010

    No curtain for me either. Just like the girls, we have a folding galss screen, too.

    And is that Wilford Brimley?

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  12. The Mistress9:11 AM, April 02, 2010

    EROS: My shower curtains is not as patriotic or Betsy Ross-esque as this proud gentleman's. Mine is a plain sage green curtain.
    But never mind the shower curtain, I'm distracted by his collection of cats on the shelves!

    Sage green hides the mold.

    JASON: It looks exactly like this...no, I mean like a photo of this.

    Eh?

    XL: Instead of that crappy fish prize, I would rather have the shower curtain.

    What fish prize?

    Why are none of you making sense today?

    ROSES: I thought today was Good Friday?!

    If it’s goodness you seek, we suggest taking your business elsewhere.

    But since you’re here now, would you care for a Pink Peep Easter cocktail?

    CYBERPOOF: You know my Mickey Mouse shower curtain though.
    For those who don't, you can go here: http://cyberpete.blogspot.com/2009/01/cribs-blogger-edition.html#links
    and catch a tiny glimpse.

    We do not want to be reminded of the room in which you shave your legs.

    What’s in that pink bottle above your sink?

    PRINCESS: Its just a Good "Filthy" Friday...
    Shower Curtains?
    Who uses Curtains?

    There is something to be said for the climate Down Under.

    MITZI: I don't have a shower curtain, it's a glass type sheild on hinges. Carmen says is a bugger to clean.

    Oooo! Is it see-through glass?

    KAPI: My shower curtain is bright pink, with a darling little decorative repeated motif - two apples and a banana.
    Apparently it reflects my "fruity" personality, and my "carefree, gay and happy" outlook on life.
    That's what people say, anyway.

    Fruit motifs are a sure way to brighten one’s day.

    Except for those which are inserted up Beast’s bum.

    SCARLET: I also have a glass screen, which responds well to being shammied with warm wet leather.

    Shall we send over a couple of bears from the local leather bar?

    LULU: Me and Scarls we're both see thru and shammie girls

    Do you shimmy as well as shammy?

    If so, you and Miss Scarlet should take your show on the road.

    IVD: No curtain for me either. Just like the girls, we have a folding galss screen, too.
    And is that Wilford Brimley?

    It most certainly DOES look like Wilford Brimley!

    How many gals do you have to fold up to make your shower screen?

    I would have thought you’d prefer folding fellas.

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  13. Anonymous10:30 AM, April 02, 2010

    I do not have a shower - nor do I look like a walrus...

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  14. The Mistress10:38 AM, April 02, 2010

    MUTLEY: I do not have a shower - nor do I look like a walrus...

    Do you at least take a tongue bath?

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  15. Anonymous10:50 AM, April 02, 2010

    Are you offering this service at all?

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  16. The Mistress10:55 AM, April 02, 2010

    MUTLEY: Are you offering this service at all?

    This is no time to get cheeky, Mr. Mutley.

    Mistress MJ has work to do on the competition.

    While you’re here, would you mind delivering a fruit basket for me to Beast in the convalescent home?

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  17. Philip Mershon11:06 AM, April 02, 2010

    clear.

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  18. CyberPete11:24 AM, April 02, 2010

    That's the perfume Showtime by Kylie Minogue. It's divine.

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  19. The Mistress11:29 AM, April 02, 2010

    FELIX: clear.

    When is the next public viewing?

    I’m queuing for tickets as we speak.

    CYBERPOOF: That's the perfume Showtime by Kylie Minogue. It's divine.

    Good heavens. How many Kylie perfumes ARE there?

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  20. Jill11:31 AM, April 02, 2010

    No oatmeal for me this morning!

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  21. CyberPete11:36 AM, April 02, 2010

    Darling, Sweet Darling, Sexy Darling, Showtime and Couture for women. Then there is Inverse for men.

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  22. The Mistress11:38 AM, April 02, 2010

    JILL: No oatmeal for me this morning!

    It’s the right thing to do.

    CYBERPOOF: Darling, Sweet Darling, Sexy Darling, Showtime and Couture for women. Then there is Inverse for men.

    I expect you have all the Kylie scents except the one for men.

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  23. LẌ12:59 PM, April 02, 2010

    "What fish prize?"

    The Mistress is offering this treasure, non?

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  24. Michael Guy1:24 PM, April 02, 2010

    My shower curtain is white terry. Think Four Seasons Spa. Only, like, in my craptastic bathroom.

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  25. The Mistress1:42 PM, April 02, 2010

    XL: "What fish prize?"

    The Mistress is offering this treasure, non?

    Non. Big Mouth Billy Bass and I parted company ages ago.

    *realizes I’ve been caught out in not announcing the prize that is on offer*

    *adds “get a prize” to “To Do”list*

    MICHAEL GUY: My shower curtain is white terry. Think Four Seasons Spa. Only, like, in my craptastic bathroom.

    I picture you enthroned in said room wearing your tiara.

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  26. LẌ1:51 PM, April 02, 2010

    “get a prize”

    Since the bass and clowns have established a theme, might I suggest an item related to The Mistress' "front entry?"

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  27. The Mistress1:54 PM, April 02, 2010

    XL: “get a prize”

    Since the bass and clowns have established a theme, might I suggest an item related to The Mistress' "front entry?"

    Might I suggest you’ll take what you get?

    And LIKE it?

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  28. Romeo Morningwood2:30 PM, April 02, 2010

    I've just returned from the States where I witnessed firsthand that many Merkins have an inexplicable compulsion to decorate their world with the stars N stripes...
    seriously, is there a tax deduction for being more Merkin than other Merkins?


    At first glance, I too thought that Wilford had indeed stuck to his Quaker Oats diet (it's the right thing to do) but he ain't got no hair and Wilford would never allow clear cutting in his national park, never!

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  29. Romeo Morningwood2:30 PM, April 02, 2010

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  30. CyberPete3:17 PM, April 02, 2010

    I have them all. Including the mens fragrance but the womens fragrances are better.

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  31. LaDivaCucina3:40 PM, April 02, 2010

    Thar's just sumpin' REALLY WRONG seeing a man dat ol' with a manscape. Just wrong.

    But I like the kitties!

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  32. Old Knudsen4:00 PM, April 02, 2010

    I clicked on yer blog and then I realised it was Friday, that curtain is filthy.

    In the UK a shower is a group of useless tossers or a doon pour of rain.

    Why would it have a curtain? Oh and bath is a town in evil England.

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  33. The Mistress4:57 PM, April 02, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: I have them all. Including the mens fragrance but the womens fragrances are better.

    You smell like a French hoor.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Thar's just sumpin' REALLY WRONG seeing a man dat ol' with a manscape. Just wrong.
    But I like the kitties!

    Perhaps the hair just suddenly all fell out one day.

    He may have had a bad scare and presto.

    KNUDSEN: I clicked on yer blog and then I realised it was Friday, that curtain is filthy.
    In the UK a shower is a group of useless tossers or a doon pour of rain.
    Why would it have a curtain? Oh and bath is a town in evil England.

    You’re in time for your “internal bath”.

    Bend over and let me attach this piping.

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  34. Anonymous6:08 PM, April 02, 2010

    Maybe his pubes have fled to his lips? Just a thought...

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  35. The Mistress7:32 PM, April 02, 2010

    MUTLEY: Maybe his pubes have fled to his lips? Just a thought...

    Otherwise known as self-induced Follicular Unit Extraction.

    A rare and unusual condition.

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  36. kabuki zero7:59 PM, April 02, 2010

    Does anyone else bathe? Showers are for children and the hired hands. Or those on a hurry. kabuki is never in a hurry. Except when I am in a hurry to leave, but that is different. That is more of a courtesy. Manners, people manners don't need to hide behind the curtains. I will get one when they can show distorted images - like fun-house mirrors. Yes that would be my choice.

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  37. The Mistress8:34 PM, April 02, 2010

    KABUKI: Does anyone else bathe? Showers are for children and the hired hands. Or those on a hurry. kabuki is never in a hurry. Except when I am in a hurry to leave, but that is different. That is more of a courtesy. Manners, people manners don't need to hide behind the curtains. I will get one when they can show distorted images - like fun-house mirrors. Yes that would be my choice.

    Beast has a fun-house mirror in his garden.

    You can see it on the left if you click here.

    He doesn’t bathe either.

    Perhaps you two should meet.

    Are you willing to travel to Bournemouth?

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  38. kabuki zero1:09 PM, April 04, 2010

    i amnot even willing to pronounce bournemouth. beast will have to travel to my humble dwelling in themountains or virginnie.

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  39. The Mistress1:22 PM, April 04, 2010

    KABUKI: i amnot even willing to pronounce bournemouth. beast will have to travel to my humble dwelling in themountains or virginnie.

    It may be some time before Beast is able to travel.

    Apparently, he’s gone into a convalescent home.

    Something to do with damaging himself following his itchy bumhole incident.

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