Mistress MJ has been invited by Ask the Cool Cookie to be a contributor to his new blog, The Hair Hall of Fame.
Along with Ask the Cool Cookie, Donna Lethal, Normadesmond, TJB and Jason, we bring you a salute to the best, the most, the most outrageous and the mostest in hair and hair style.
Consider it your mecca for vintage BIG HAIR pics!
Visit The Hair Hall of Fame today!
You’ll be glad you did.
It’s bouffant-abulous!
this will be a perfectly delightful addition, i must say.
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: Mistress MJ is delighted to be backcombing and Aquanetting her way alongside the lovely and talented Ms. Normadesmond.
ReplyDeleteNow would you be a dear and pass me the volumizer?
why?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteYour plate isn't big enough already?
Good luck with the "New Doo"
"The Empress" is a Retired "Hair Monger"
(I cut my first teeth on Perming Rods and Laquer Sprayers in her "House of Hair" during the height of the "Beehive")
I shall forward any "Tips" or "Old Tricks" that she may be able to offer to you Dear Mistress...
In the meantime... I have a line up of Nuns to shave, as I'm in the throws of constructing a new Wig
I am spending the day in a volumiser then I will get the resulting 'do' concretised, I want it to last
ReplyDeleteHmm. There's something missing.
ReplyDelete70s funk icons with 10 inch afros. Historical wigs. Jon Pertwee.
They should have matching vaginal wigs.
ReplyDeleteI need anti-volume. My hair is like a bush.
ReplyDeleteSx
XL: why?
ReplyDeleteOnly a straight man would have to ask.
PRINCESS: What?
Your plate isn't big enough already?
Good luck with the "New Doo"
"The Empress" is a Retired "Hair Monger"
(I cut my first teeth on Perming Rods and Laquer Sprayers in her "House of Hair" during the height of the "Beehive")
I shall forward any "Tips" or "Old Tricks" that she may be able to offer to you Dear Mistress...
In the meantime... I have a line up of Nuns to shave, as I'm in the throws of constructing a new Wig
The beauty of being a contributor is that one can post whenever one feels like it or has time.
Daily or once a year!
LULU: I am spending the day in a volumiser then I will get the resulting 'do' concretised, I want it to last
Have you tried Aquanet?
It’s the cement of hairsprays!
KAP: Hmm. There's something missing.
70s funk icons with 10 inch afros. Historical wigs. Jon Pertwee.
The Hair Hall of Fame is in its early days.
We expect a 10-inch fro or a powdered peruke to show up any day now.
ISTVANSKI: They should have matching vaginal wigs.
I might submit a photo of Beast’s merkin.
SCARLET: I need anti-volume. My hair is like a bush.
You and your unruly bush are legendary, Miss Scarlet.
BITCHES: Over at Mitten Drinnen, Miss Normadesmond has composed a post about the new Hair Hall of Fame here.
ReplyDelete"Only a straight man would have to ask."
ReplyDeleteI always act as straight man to set up The Mistress' bons mots!
XL: Ba dum TISH!
ReplyDeleteWhere's my hairspray?!?
ReplyDeleteBitches! Fetch me my Elnett NOW!
What? Your bush is like hair? What?
ReplyDeleteSorry, I haven't had enough coffee.
We are here (hair) to help.
Does Frobi know about this? He'll be getting ideas if he has, you know. Out with the 'Bree Van De Kamp' and in with that 'better than Clifford bouffant' that's posted today.
ReplyDeleteYes, Lord, please guide these three ladies over to Transform Me, where they can get the makeovers they desperately need.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on joining the Hair Hall of Fame. Don't light any matches--there's enough hairspray in that place to blow a small country off the face of the earth.
*** drags in vodka fountain ***
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Where's my hairspray?!?
ReplyDeleteBitches! Fetch me my Elnett NOW!
*bounces quarters off CyberPoof’s updo*
DONNA LETHAL: What? Your bush is like hair? What?
Sorry, I haven't had enough coffee.
We are here (hair) to help.
Infomaniac gleefully acknowledges Donna Lethal: the grande dame of vintage hair.
Rather than coffee, you may prefer to imbibe from the vodka fountain Boxer’s dragged in.
IVD: Does Frobi know about this? He'll be getting ideas if he has, you know. Out with the 'Bree Van De Kamp' and in with that 'better than Clifford bouffant' that's posted today.
Mr. Frobisher is in dire need of Eroswing’s “Transform Me” ladyeez.
Have you noticed how frumpy he’s become?
EROS: Yes, Lord, please guide these three ladies over to Transform Me, where they can get the makeovers they desperately need.
Congrats on joining the Hair Hall of Fame. Don't light any matches--there's enough hairspray in that place to blow a small country off the face of the earth.
Style 911!
BOXER: *** drags in vodka fountain ***
There is no situation that can’t be improved by a vodka fountain.
*adds "Felix in Hollywood" to list of The Hair Hall of Fame contributors!
ReplyDeleteYay!
Are those the wives of some mormon poligamy compound all dolled up and on their way to church services?
ReplyDeleteAUGUSTO: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteI think you've hit the nail, er, bobby pin on the head with THAT guess.