Thursday, April 15, 2010

Eat At Infomaniac!

Welcome to the Infomaniac Cafeteria!




The special du jour is a surprise!





What's on the menu?


Note: Thanks to XL who brought the Infomaniac Cafeteria to our attention. Honestly, this place is so big that Mistress MJ hadn’t even noticed we had a cafeteria!

23 comments:

  1. The first chef is offering up a rump roast.

    The second, her pie!

    Good eats!

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  2. Mr Beastie's banana surprise!
    Sx

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  3. i'll skip whatever ends up in THAT frying pan and just let what's her name (on the phone) order in.

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  4. Rhubarb and apple dumplings?

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  5. EROS: The first chef is offering up a rump roast.
    The second, her pie!
    Good eats!


    Eat-all-you-can!

    TAZZY & PIGGY: Can I bring my own sarnies?

    Botties? … er… butties?

    XL: I'll have some Fruit Loops please.

    You can lick the bowl when you’re finished.

    SCARLET: Mr Beastie's banana surprise!

    Enjoy your fruit bowl!

    NORMADESMOND: i'll skip whatever ends up in THAT frying pan and just let what's her name (on the phone) order in.

    No pot luck for you?

    PRINCESS: Rhubarb and apple dumplings?

    Don’t you put Vegemite on everything Down Under?

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  6. Hi all, banana surprise for me too, please. ((is the surprise that 'surprising difference'?)) ;))

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  7. “Honestly, this place is so big that Mistress MJ hadn’t even noticed we had a cafeteria!”

    Folks round here call me Mildred and I’ve been slinging hash and serving blue plate specials as a topless waitress for two years now at the Infomaniac cafeteria (Cafe Listeria as the regulars call it).

    AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN NOTICED THE CAFETERIA?

    No wonder the tips are so paltry.

    The other day XL gave me a tip...He told me to plant my corn early this Spring!

    All my ‘dishes’ have the word surprise in the title. Chicken Surprise, Mackerel Surprise, Super Cherry Surprise etc. The food budget around here is pitiful. Gotta make do and be creative.

    I deliver your ‘Midnight Tuna Pate’ via room service every night. Where do you think it comes from? By the way that aint Tuna Pate you’ve been eating it’s actually cat food from a can that I plop into a martini glass filled with ice.

    Surprise!

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  8. I don't know about the DISH, but that naked cook's body is SCMOKIN' !!!

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  9. LENI: Hi all, banana surprise for me too, please. ((is the surprise that 'surprising difference'?)) ;))

    As a newcomer, we here at Infomaniac are concerned that perhaps you have never eaten a banana surprise.

    It is only fitting that we warn you and steer you away from the fruit bowl table.

    Perhaps you’d like a nice slice of cake instead?

    AYEM8Y: “Honestly, this place is so big that Mistress MJ hadn’t even noticed we had a cafeteria!”

    Folks round here call me Mildred and I’ve been slinging hash and serving blue plate specials as a topless waitress for two years now at the Infomaniac cafeteria (Cafe Listeria as the regulars call it).
    AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN NOTICED THE CAFETERIA?
    No wonder the tips are so paltry.
    The other day XL gave me a tip...He told me to plant my corn early this Spring!
    All my ‘dishes’ have the word surprise in the title. Chicken Surprise, Mackerel Surprise, Super Cherry Surprise etc. The food budget around here is pitiful. Gotta make do and be creative.
    I deliver your ‘Midnight Tuna Pate’ via room service every night. Where do you think it comes from? By the way that aint Tuna Pate you’ve been eating it’s actually cat food from a can that I plop into a martini glass filled with ice.
    Surprise!


    I’ve been down to the kitchen for a look ‘round and discovered that Mildred is using a most unorthodox-looking meat thermometer!

    She is also mumbling something about a pork truncheon.

    Should I call in the food inspectors?

    HEFF: I don't know about the DISH, but that naked cook's body is SCMOKIN' !!!

    Does it put a sizzle in your twizzle?

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  10. Whatever those two girls are cooking up .....iot smells of kippers

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  11. RANDOM: Fried Twinkies! Gotta love 'em.

    Are Fried Twinkies part of your new Vegamaterian regime?

    BEAST: Whatever those two girls are cooking up .....iot smells of kippers

    Go on then.

    Just ignore the fact that your banana surprise has been mentioned numerous times.

    FELIX: No thanks, I'm reducing.

    Considering you claim to have a 28-inch-waist, there isn’t much left to whittle away at!

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  12. Please tell me that there is something sexually perverted or really gross on the second Kitschy Kitchen photo...
    why can't I see it?
    It's driving me crazy..
    what am I missing?

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  13. DONN: Please tell me that there is something sexually perverted or really gross on the second Kitschy Kitchen photo...
    why can't I see it?
    It's driving me crazy..
    what am I missing?


    Her name is actually LARRY.

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  14. A surprising difference would be cooking without oranges for Larry, it would seem.

    I've decided to go for the Guineafowl with Angel Delight mash. Hold the mushrooms.

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  15. I'm sorry, I only eat at Roy's Rolls.

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  16. IVD: A surprising difference would be cooking without oranges for Larry, it would seem.
    I've decided to go for the Guineafowl with Angel Delight mash. Hold the mushrooms.


    This Angel Delight of which you speak …

    Is it another British treat like Spotted Dick?

    GEOFF: I'm sorry, I only eat at Roy's Rolls.

    Fry-up or Eccles cake, luv?

    And why aren’t you at The Rovers?

    Surely you’re not tired of Betty’s hotpot?

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  17. The Belle de Jour please. Where's Louis?

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  18. MAGO: The Belle de Jour please. Where's Louis?

    The Belle de Jour now answers to the name LARRY.

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  19. Oh no. I want Catherine D.

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