tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8631110807245181788..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Saturday SnatchThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15033660981217275182010-04-04T13:23:11.655-04:002010-04-04T13:23:11.655-04:00KABUKI: if only i had thought to grow a vagina gar...<b>KABUKI</b>: <i>if only i had thought to grow a vagina garden. But then you always have too much, and end up trying to give vagina away. In my part of town they just aren't popular. And those don't even look fresh. just sayin </i><br /><br />They are high maintenance.<br /><br />You’re always taking the hedge clippers to them in an effort to keep them looking tidy.<br /><br />Entirely too much bother.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56428673771160006692010-04-04T13:14:32.269-04:002010-04-04T13:14:32.269-04:00if only i had thought to grow a vagina garden. But...if only i had thought to grow a vagina garden. But then you always have too much, and end up trying to give vagina away. In my part of town they just aren't popular. And those don't even look fresh. just sayinkabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30457914292045323742010-04-03T23:04:53.113-04:002010-04-03T23:04:53.113-04:00Oh hold on, XL.
I'm working on the Sunday pos...Oh hold on, XL.<br /><br />I'm working on the Sunday post as we speak.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9435896877000972010-04-03T23:04:02.831-04:002010-04-03T23:04:02.831-04:00Peep! Peep! Peep!Peep! Peep! Peep!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60403100839861737642010-04-03T22:52:38.129-04:002010-04-03T22:52:38.129-04:00CYBERPOOF: Ewwwwww!
Ewwwwww too.
CYBERPOOF: Oh, ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Ewwwwww!</i><br /><br />Ewwwwww too.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Oh, for green balls go to Princess blog!</i><br /><br />Been there got the balls.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>Oh our Ada! They all remind me of nanna without her teeth in.</i><br /><br />But your nana earned more money by taking her teeth <i>out</i>!<br /><br />Gum ‘em, gran!<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Dear Mistress<br />"Vigina Dentata"<br />You have put a name to the condition that i am now convinced <br />a very dear friend of mine suffered.<br />She described suffering symptoms if this awful maladay in the changing rooms at the Golf Club and Swimming pool...<br />I suggested that she see her orthogynecologist who examained her thoroughly and cured her by inserting a lovely set of porceline venereals.<br />She is now ever so happy and butch and...<br />"I am just so totally into minge"...<br />Bless her... right down to her little old hiker boots...<br />Thankyou MJ! Conundrum solved!</i><br /><br />I just hope she’s not wearing Crocs.<br /><br />That’s all I ask of ANYONE.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73423995278429036822010-04-03T18:34:40.692-04:002010-04-03T18:34:40.692-04:00Dear Mistress
"Vigina Dentata"
You have...Dear Mistress<br />"Vigina Dentata"<br /><br />You have put a name to the condition that i am now convinced <br />a very dear friend of mine suffered.<br />She described suffering symptoms if this awful maladay in the changing rooms at the Golf Club and Swimming pool...<br /><br />I suggested that she see her orthogynecologist who examained her thoroughly and cured her by inserting a lovely set of porceline venereals.<br /><br />She is now ever so happy and butch and...<br />"I am just so totally into minge"...<br /><br />Bless her... right down to her little old hiker boots...<br /><br />Thankyou MJ! Conundrum solved!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64608383772225774102010-04-03T17:32:46.746-04:002010-04-03T17:32:46.746-04:00Oh our Ada! They all remind me of nanna without he...Oh our Ada! They all remind me of nanna without her teeth in.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45048885061290118592010-04-03T17:26:55.712-04:002010-04-03T17:26:55.712-04:00Oh, for green balls go to Princess blog!Oh, for green balls go to Princess blog!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58491521898925031612010-04-03T14:24:11.098-04:002010-04-03T14:24:11.098-04:00Ewwwwww!Ewwwwww!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4281141352120674322010-04-03T14:15:28.068-04:002010-04-03T14:15:28.068-04:00KNUDSEN: Are they being black balled?
Have you go...<b>KNUDSEN</b>: <i>Are they being black balled?</i><br /><br />Have you got blue balls?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65661374347500294182010-04-03T13:59:09.719-04:002010-04-03T13:59:09.719-04:00Are they being black balled?Are they being black balled?Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71467217071027064302010-04-03T13:41:35.376-04:002010-04-03T13:41:35.376-04:00EROS: It's the original production of the Vagi...<b>EROS</b>: <i>It's the original production of the Vagina Monologues!<br />Quick, what are they saying?</i><br /><br />They’re lip-synching!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72339269649692863952010-04-03T13:39:48.572-04:002010-04-03T13:39:48.572-04:00It's the original production of the Vagina Mon...It's the original production of the Vagina Monologues!<br /><br />Quick, what are they saying?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87732200597939482182010-04-03T13:39:38.741-04:002010-04-03T13:39:38.741-04:00CYBERPETE: Are we talking Vagina Dentata?
We’re c...<b>CYBERPETE</b>: <i>Are we talking Vagina Dentata?</i><br /><br />We’re chewing it over.<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>Holes 16, 17 & 18 at your local Mini-Putt ??<br />Sorry I didn't enter the contest, but all the Decor at Heff's Bar And Grill is absolutely Fucking AWESOME, so I couldn't enter.</i><br /><br />Just because you didn’t enter doesn’t mean you can’t vote.<br /><br />Get your ass back here on Monday/Tuesday.<br /><br /><b>FELIX</b>: <i> Oh, my mistake. I thought this was Ayem8ty's entry photo!</i><br /><br />Easy to make that mistake.<br /><br />Where is that truck stop trollop, anyway?<br /><br />Perhaps a bus full of conventioneers pulled into town.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i> I wonder what the prize is...?</i><br /><br />If you don’t all stop mumbling about the prize, I’ll send you the clown painting!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4759781908177987132010-04-03T13:12:34.860-04:002010-04-03T13:12:34.860-04:00I wonder what the prize is...?
SxI wonder what the prize is...?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27112531924210771292010-04-03T12:26:54.719-04:002010-04-03T12:26:54.719-04:00Oh, my mistake. I thought this was Ayem8ty's ...Oh, my mistake. I thought this was Ayem8ty's entry photo!Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84632113968267166032010-04-03T11:41:20.887-04:002010-04-03T11:41:20.887-04:00Holes 16, 17 & 18 at your local Mini-Putt ??
...Holes 16, 17 & 18 at your local Mini-Putt ??<br /><br />Sorry I didn't enter the contest, but all the Decor at Heff's Bar And Grill is absolutely Fucking AWESOME, so I couldn't enter.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55388021618403716672010-04-03T10:20:09.495-04:002010-04-03T10:20:09.495-04:00Are we talking Vagina Dentata?Are we talking Vagina Dentata?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50894845246147121762010-04-03T10:11:40.111-04:002010-04-03T10:11:40.111-04:00BITCHES: Despite my busy day, I simply had to drop...<b>BITCHES</b>: Despite my busy day, I simply <i>had</i> to drop in to comment on your goings-on.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>first....<br />with a hole in two!</i><br /><br />Well done! … considering the tiny size of your balls.<br /><br /><b>MR. PEENEE</b>: <i>Welcome to Titty Lanes, home of Snatch Bowling.<br />"Our Waitresses May Look Like Guys, But They Got All the Right Plumbing."</i><br /><br />I expect we’ll see a lot of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y9ghpob/" rel="nofollow">ball-licking</a>.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>"Mother"!<br />"Pass me the smelling salts"....<br />Oh...And a Fan to avert the eyes...</i><br /><br />May we suggest hiding under her petticoat?<br /><br /><b>UBERMOUTH</b>: <i>Christ!When you put it that way, it's a wonder all men aren't gay!</i><br /><br />See comment from Kapitano.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>I swear these mini-golf holes get more disgusting the further around the course one gets. It's the reason why I simply will not play anymore.</i><br /><br />Do you use your broomstick as a golf club?<br /><br />That could be where you’re going wrong.<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>Have you noticed, straight men are obsessed with vaginas - but they're also obsessed with penises. Their own, each other's, always comparing sizes, always worrying about getting it up or keeping it up.<br />Straight porn is all about cocks - thrusting, spurting, being licked - with incidental pussies and mouths.<br />Gay men...are obsessed with cocks, but completely baffled by the appeal of vaginas.<br />Perhaps all men are gay. They certainly don't take much persuading.</i><br /><br />We shall be exploring this issue in future on Infomaniac.<br /><br />I expect our resident “all men are gay” expert Kapitano to have even more to say at that time.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>okay, so where are the croquet balls and mallets?</i><br /><br />Croquet balls?<br /><br />That just wouldn’t be cricket.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Is that the cockroach race?</i><br /><br />Those are most unorthodox roach motels.<br /><br />"Roaches check in, but they don't check out!"<br /><br /><b>TONY</b>: <i>I Am Going 10-Pin Bowling Today.This Kinda gets Me In The Mood!</i><br /><br />Remember, it’s fun until someone loses an eye.<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i>Tiger Woods' practice course.</i><br /><br />Hahaha!!!<br /><br />The playing field is wide open!<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>and me without my putter, damn it all</i><br /><br />We heard you had to get the shaft regripped.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Echo contest!</i><br /><br />Yodeling up the canyon?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33288409636210151192010-04-03T10:09:16.453-04:002010-04-03T10:09:16.453-04:00Echo contest!Echo contest!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27338598143874608032010-04-03T08:38:26.496-04:002010-04-03T08:38:26.496-04:00and me without my putter, damn it alland me without my putter, damn it allkabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38854399674893241012010-04-03T07:13:03.895-04:002010-04-03T07:13:03.895-04:00Tiger Woods' practice course.Tiger Woods' practice course.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72884663550614572262010-04-03T06:43:28.868-04:002010-04-03T06:43:28.868-04:00I Am Going 10-Pin Bowling Today.This Kinda gets Me...I Am Going 10-Pin Bowling Today.This Kinda gets Me In The Mood!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28832752986940665932010-04-03T06:00:17.386-04:002010-04-03T06:00:17.386-04:00Is that the cockroach race?Is that the cockroach race?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79171549020925527272010-04-03T05:23:23.202-04:002010-04-03T05:23:23.202-04:00okay, so where are the croquet balls and mallets?okay, so where are the croquet balls and mallets?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.com