Sunday, April 25, 2010

Cocks in Frocks

Attention Men of Infomaniac.

Mistress MJ recognizes that you’re all manly men. Except, of course, CyberPete. And IVD. And, well, … let’s get right to the point, shall we?



We know that despite your rugged masculinity, *cough*, many of you fellas like to dress up like laydeez from time to time.

You like nothing better than to throw on an evening gown, apply a bit of lipstick, adjust your wig, and accessorize with a pearl necklace.

Oh shut up. We’ve seen the pictures. We know.

So send us a photo (as many as you please) of yourself in drag.

It can be a current photo or one from days gone by.

Do it soon and we’ll post the results in the near future.

Note: Mistress MJ was inspired to ask for your drag photos after seeing a few of you dressed to the nines on another blog that shall remain nameless to prevent the hordes from rushing over thus spoiling the surprise element of the upcoming “big reveal”. You’ll thank me for the suspense later.

17 comments:

  1. Oh Hai, XL! Let's see your photos... I'm sure you look lovely as a Southern Belle. ;-)

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  2. Is this a contest? I'd like it to be a contest.

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  3. I'm on it darling, I just have to go rake through the archives.

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  4. Despite the rumours to the contrary (and the downright wicked lies) I haven't dressed up in ladies clothes since I as about 6. And even then I only wore The Mother's red knee-high boots.

    However, I'm looking forward to seeing how the Manly Men look in their frocks. I wonder if they'll be successful at accessorising?

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  5. this could be interesting! xoxoxo

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  6. XL: eine kleine frock!

    Das ist richtig!

    PONITA: Oh Hai, XL! Let's see your photos... I'm sure you look lovely as a Southern Belle.

    We already have a Miss Scarlet.

    KEVIN: Is this a contest? I'd like it to be a contest.

    Oh for heaven’s sake.

    Fine, yes, we’ll make it into a contest.

    But it’s no ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’, you understand.

    You’ll vote for one fave and that’s that.

    And no catfights or wig-snatching, thank you very much.

    MR. PEENEE: I'm on it darling, I just have to go rake through the archives.

    Oh honey, those legs! Those butt chops!

    IVD: Despite the rumours to the contrary (and the downright wicked lies) I haven't dressed up in ladies clothes since I as about 6. And even then I only wore The Mother's red knee-high boots.
    However, I'm looking forward to seeing how the Manly Men look in their frocks. I wonder if they'll be successful at accessorising?


    You say you haven’t dressed up in ladies’ clothes since you were 6?

    Then what do you call THIS?

    SAVANNAH: this could be interesting!

    The drama could be too much.

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  7. No doubt Frobisher will be desporting himself again

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  8. BEAST: No doubt Frobisher will be desporting himself again

    He’s going to have to glam it up a notch if he wants to compete with the bitches who have submitted so far!

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  9. Ah, yes. That. I think one of the SubCs took over for a bit...

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  10. IVD: Ah, yes. That. I think one of the SubCs took over for a bit...

    There’s always some sort of jiggery-pokery where you’re concerned, isn’t there?

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  11. Ha! Ha! RuPaul's Drag Race...this season's winner is being announced tomorrow night! It's the most entertaining thing on tv on Monday night. I find myself at work wanting to use phrases from that show when speaking to coworkers, like Sashay, you stay, or Chante, away, or my fave, Don't F*ck It Up.

    I don't have any drag pics or women's clothing, sorry. Although, the last time I dressed up in drag was during Opposites Day of Spirit Week in high school. Unfortunately, I looked more like Wesley Snipes' character than John Leguizamo's in To Wong Foo. Opposites Day was a lot more fun than Criss Cross Day, when we wore our clothes backwards. It was a bitch trying to take a leak while wearing jeans backwards!

    Perhaps you should hold a Queen of Infomaniac pageant, er, scholarship program!

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  12. yes, that is why drag has been in the air...rupaul's been monday's de rigueur.

    don't be jealous of my boogie.

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  13. BOOBQUAKE! its hot and trendy.

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  14. EROS: Ha! Ha! RuPaul's Drag Race...this season's winner is being announced tomorrow night! It's the most entertaining thing on tv on Monday night. I find myself at work wanting to use phrases from that show when speaking to coworkers, like Sashay, you stay, or Chante, away, or my fave, Don't F*ck It Up.
    I don't have any drag pics or women's clothing, sorry. Although, the last time I dressed up in drag was during Opposites Day of Spirit Week in high school. Unfortunately, I looked more like Wesley Snipes' character than John Leguizamo's in To Wong Foo. Opposites Day was a lot more fun than Criss Cross Day, when we wore our clothes backwards. It was a bitch trying to take a leak while wearing jeans backwards!
    Perhaps you should hold a Queen of Infomaniac pageant, er, scholarship program!


    You may narrate as our contestants sashay down the catwalk.

    NORMADESMOND: yes, that is why drag has been in the air...rupaul's been monday's de rigueur.
    don't be jealous of my boogie.


    Your boogie or your booty?

    KNUDSEN: BOOBQUAKE! its hot and trendy.

    Remember that I have a photo of you in a French maid’s uniform.

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  15. *claps hands like a demented seal*
    Sx

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